The Fairy Wish
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary and Vow Renewal at Victoria and Alberts. The day had been magical, and the couple was blissful.
Suddenly, a tiny beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said to the couple, " Your love is an example for all. Newlyweds can learn from you. So for being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each
other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
The wife never hesitated. "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling Husband!" for the wife was always thinking of ways to show her love to her spouse.
The fairy waved her magic wand and *
two tickets for the QE 11
Luxury Liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husbands turn. * He thought for a moment and said to the Fairy, "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than I!" for the husband wasn't always as self-less as he might have been.
The fairy and the wife were deeply dissapointed, but a wish is a
wish...so the Fairy waved the magic wand * and *
The husband became 92 years old.
And the Good Fairy looked at the wife, and said, "Remember you have that 250K insurance policy, darling. Be good!" And with a twinkle, she was gone.
The moral of the story : Men who are ungrateful, shallow creeps should
remember that Fairies are female.
And plan accordingly.
Or else.
THE END.
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary and Vow Renewal at Victoria and Alberts. The day had been magical, and the couple was blissful.
Suddenly, a tiny beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said to the couple, " Your love is an example for all. Newlyweds can learn from you. So for being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each
other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
The wife never hesitated. "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling Husband!" for the wife was always thinking of ways to show her love to her spouse.
The fairy waved her magic wand and *
two tickets for the QE 11Luxury Liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husbands turn. * He thought for a moment and said to the Fairy, "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than I!" for the husband wasn't always as self-less as he might have been.
The fairy and the wife were deeply dissapointed, but a wish is a
wish...so the Fairy waved the magic wand * and
*The husband became 92 years old.
And the Good Fairy looked at the wife, and said, "Remember you have that 250K insurance policy, darling. Be good!" And with a twinkle, she was gone.
The moral of the story : Men who are ungrateful, shallow creeps should
remember that Fairies are female.
And plan accordingly.
Or else.
THE END.
