A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age she considered herself a very liberal Democrat and had grown to be in strong favor of the re-distribution of all wealth in America. She felt deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative, which she expressed openly. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to higher taxes on the rich & more welfare programs. In the middle of her heart-felt diatribe based upon the lectures she had from her far-left professors at her school, he stopped her and asked her point-blank how she was doing in school.
She answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA and let him know that it was tough to maintain. She had to study all the time and never had time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying a more difficult curriculum.
Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Mary?"
She replied, "Mary is barely getting by", she continued, "she barely has a 2.0 GPA," adding, "and all she takes are easy classes and she never studies." Mary is so popular on campus, college for her is a blast, and she goes to all the parties all the time and very often doesn't even show up for classes because she is too hung over."
Her father then asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your 4.0 GPA and give it to Mary who only had a 2.0?" He continued, "That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair, equal distribution of GPA."
The daughter, visibly shocked by the father's suggestion, angrily
fired back, "That wouldn't be fair! I worked really hard for mine, I
did without and Mary has done little or nothing -- she played while I worked really hard!"
The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
I especially love the paternal, all-knowing voice of authority "enlightening" the liberal daughter with his "wisdom." Gendering the party system, perhaps? Of course, my favorite is the gesture toward the "far-left professors" at the university. I so love encountering this type of garbage on the Kerry thread.
