Lisa L from MI
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I received this in my email today and thought it was worth sharing.....
MOTHERS
Somebody said a mother is an unskilled laborer.....
somebody never gave a squirmy infant a bath.
Somebody said it takes 6 weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby....
somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "normal" is history.
Somebody said being a mother is boring....
somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a good mother, your child will "turn out ok"....
somebody thinks a child is like a bag of plaster of paris that comes with directions, a mold and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices.....
somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child wind up and hit a golf ball through the neighbors kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother....
somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first....
somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books....
somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery....
somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married....
somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home....
somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you lover her, so you don't need to tell her.....
somebody isn't a mother.
MOTHERS
Somebody said a mother is an unskilled laborer.....
somebody never gave a squirmy infant a bath.
Somebody said it takes 6 weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby....
somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "normal" is history.
Somebody said being a mother is boring....
somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a good mother, your child will "turn out ok"....
somebody thinks a child is like a bag of plaster of paris that comes with directions, a mold and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices.....
somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child wind up and hit a golf ball through the neighbors kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother....
somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first....
somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books....
somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery....
somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married....
somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home....
somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you lover her, so you don't need to tell her.....
somebody isn't a mother.
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