Foot Detox Pad Thingee's / Detoxing

[mytwotinks]

Intestines! That is what it looked like. I can't figure out how they are picking it up. I've never tried, but I would imagine that it would fall apart.

I can't believe that I am even thinking about this!

 

[mytwotinks]

Double post and it probably didn't even need to be there the first time!

 

[MsLeFever]

Blech!

 

[mickeysgal]

I just don't know when I have a full day where I can stay near the toilet.

This is a tag just waiting to happen.

 

[CEDmom]

I have to warn everyone to steer clean of Noni juice. I bought a bottle about a year ago since I read a lot of claims about it being like drinking the fountain of youth. What it was like was drinking a old stinky gym sock that was buried in the back of a closet for a few months . The unbelievable part is that I continued to drink it for a few weeks .

 

[WDWBarb]

the only time something 2 feet long came out of me is when I had my kids.. other than that.. I'd be calling my doctor telling him I just pooped out my intestines make arragements with a funeral home.

Ok - my first official Disboard spit-take!! And it was hot tea. Sweetened. On the laptop.

 

[Buckalew11]

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[raammartin]

the only time something 2 feet long came out of me is when I had my kids.. other than that.. I'd be calling my doctor telling him I just pooped out my intestines make arragements with a funeral home.

 

[jumoo044]

My friend Lisa got some of those Avon foot detox pads for Christmas. She said the next morning when she woke up, the pads were like someone had scraped them on the bottom of a dumpster! And they really, really stunk. She said, "I can't believe that crap came out of me!" I'm ordering some, pronto!

 

[Honu]

They look like some kind of worms. What kind of waste would coagulate into a elastic rope?

That Ionic Foot Bath is a scam and potentially dangerous, as you are sticking your feet in water charged with electricity. It's frequently discussed on the dialysis boards I read. I can't imagine the foot bandages work either. Whatever the pads are treated with is just changing the pH level each time you put them on. The pH level is what turns the pad black. Changing your skin's pH doesn't remove toxins though.

 

[TwistofLemon]

Oh that is just nasty

Did you notice those people??
They just look entirely too happy.

I sure wouldn't want my picture plastered all over the internet.....next to a pic of POOP!

And they sure went through a lot of trouble to get those good clear shots. I'd want more than a stick to fish that crap out of the toilet!

 

[HelenePA]

Did you notice those people??
They just look entirely too happy.

I sure wouldn't want my picture plastered all over the internet.....next to a pic of POOP!

And they sure went through a lot of trouble to get those good clear shots. I'd want more than a stick to fish that crap out of the toilet!

did ya notice they look like they are using chopsticks?? one is using their hands

 

[mytwotinks]

One was a strainer from the kitchen! I really hope they did not use that again for pasta.

 

[TwistofLemon]

This whole thread is giving me goose bumps!

And I have to get to bed!!

How will I get to sleep after all of this??

 

[HelenePA]

This whole thread is giving me goose bumps!

And I have to get to bed!!

How will I get to sleep after all of this??

Well you can count poop ropes to help ya fall asleep

this thread is just begging for a tag fairy visit

 

[AZMickeyfans]

OMG I've never laughed so hard at being so grossed out by something. Who would post those pictures of themselves next to poop that looks like an alien life form??? maybe they were so happy they finally got it out? I cant believe I kept scrolling down either!

Can't wait to show dh this thread. He''s always wondering what keeps me on the DIS so much.......

 

["Got Disney"]

My friend Lisa got some of those Avon foot detox pads for Christmas. She said the next morning when she woke up, the pads were like someone had scraped them on the bottom of a dumpster! And they really, really stunk. She said, "I can't believe that crap came out of me!" I'm ordering some, pronto!

News is it is the chemical on the pads that once out in the air over a certain amount of time they turn color. They work like a placebo. If you think it is doing what it ways than you feel better...

I have always learned that every time you shower and you use a loofah or cloth or what ever and scrub your skin you get off what your body is getting rid of through your skin.

the reason you use a cloth or loofah is because you need to get the dead skin off your body due to that is where all the junk sticks ..just like if you put on a moisturiser and don't get off the dead skin cells you are only re hydrating them and not getting to the new skin

 

[PrincessaC]

But I can't stop laughing

 

[kc10family]

So if one swallows a loofah and it passes through the system......




that could be the new "cleanse".

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Don't swallow ton's of "herb" pills!
Don't drink tons of water!

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[CathrynRose]

Or a salon. I just received a beauty supply catalog with every beauty product imaginable! Biggest selection I have ever seen and they had this footbath thingee in there. Right away I thought of CR. Great, right CR?!

No kidding! Cat would LOVE to degunk in the privacy of her own home with a foot bath.

Anyone wanting to clean themselves out should look at this! It appears as if the colon cleanse really does work!

Warning! This is gross! Don't look if you just ate!

Holy Cow!

http://www.blessedherbs.com/bh/colon_testimonials?svppk=1&s_cid=00219

Yes, nasty! I don't totally understand what it even is???????

Me either - it looks like a rope.... Maybe you swallow one end of the rope and then.... well, you know.

the only time something 2 feet long came out of me is when I had my kids.. other than that.. I'd be calling my doctor telling him I just pooped out my intestines make arragements with a funeral home.

No kidding - I cant stop giggling at this!

One was a strainer from the kitchen! I really hope they did not use that again for pasta.

YUCK! ***vomit***