The Orlando area should be called UK South.
This has been a bone of contention with me ever since I got my first annual pass in late 2006. I simply could not count 30 seconds without hearing one of several British accents in any given Disney park at WDW on any given day. ("Do you fancy another go on Mission Space?" "You've got the map; I'm following you." "Have you seen my mobile?" "Could you direct me to the nearest loo, mate?") Walking head on into these people didn't help, either. They tend to walk on the left, just as they drive.
So, I started to investigate...
What I found:
1. Many British continue to return to WDW time after time yet see no other part of the United States. I find this insulting. They see the US as a form of bargain-price entertainment and nothing else. I would never, ever consider going to England (been there twice) and visiting just Alton Towers. It's an insult to British culture and history. Many British will say, "Well, aren't you happy to get our tourist dollars?" Well, yes, but New Orleans and surrounding areas after Hurricane Katrina suffered immensely, and could certainly use some of those British dollars there. Also, for many British the idea of seeing something other than WDW simply means taking the bus to Port Canaveral and getting on a
Disney cruise ship. How sad.
2. Disney has a special web site for UK residents, with special packages and pricing in pounds sterling. Recently it was discovered that now more Canadians come to WDW than British, yet there is no special web site for our neighbors to the north, and they're not able to pay for their Disney vacation in Canadian dollars.
3. Sanford airport has only one domestic airline--the rest are British. In fact, the airport is so British that there are signs outside of the terminals reminding passengers to "look to the left" so as to avoid being hit by an automobile. Is there an airport near Alton Towers in England that serves only American airlines? No.
4. There are British mortgage companies in the Orlando/Kissimmee areas. What's up with that?
5. At the Perkins Pancake House on 192 just west of Animal Kingdom I was able to pick up a copy of the Daily Telegraph to read during my breakfast, but no Orlando Sentinel newpapers were to be found.
6. At the Publix on 192 just west of Animal Kingdom there is an entire aisle devoted to British products.
It's gotten so bad that I can't help but pick out British tourists in WDW by their British bob haircuts (women) where the hair is long on the sides and short in the back, the English soccer hooligan shaved heads (men--and didn't someone tell them that hair protects the scalp from the searing Florida sun?), and the kids with their Manchester United shirts. The shoes they wear and questionable dentition don't help much, either, and who told these people that they have to create a cloud of spray-on sunscreen the moment they exit their vehicles?
Should the British come here? Sure. Should they visit WDW 18 times in 7 years? No.
I have another idea...maybe WDW should be called Walt English World.