First grader suspended for

[declansdad]

What would you do if you heard this song:

Look a here girls I'm telling you now
They call me "Lovin' Dan"
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man

If you don't believe I'mm all that I say
Come up and take my hand
When I let you go you'll cry "Oh yes,"
"He's a sixty-minute man

There'll be 15 minutes of kissing
Then you'll holler "please don't stop"
There'll be 15 minutes of teasing
And 15 minutes of squeezing
And 15 minutes of blowing my top

If your man ain't treating you right
Come up and see ol' Dan
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man

Sixty-minute man
They call me Lovin' Dan
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man

Sixty-minute man
They call me Lovin' Dan
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man

There'll be 15 minutes of kissing
Then you'll holler "please don't stop"
There'll be 15 minutes of teasing
And 15 minutes of squeezing
And 15 minutes of blowing my top

If your man ain't treating you right
Come up and see ol' Dan
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man, oh yeah
SIXTY-MINUTE MAN

 

[LuvsDragonflies]

I'd tell Dan to shut his flippin' piehole.

 

[declansdad]

I'd tell Dan to shut his flippin' piehole.

But you wouldn't worry about the end of civilization as we know it?

 

[akhenaten]

But you wouldn't worry about the end of civilization as we know it?

It's the end of the world as we know it...
and I feel fine...

 

[LuvsDragonflies]

Nah, I mean it's obvious Dan tells tall tales...Sixty Minutes???

 

[declansdad]

Nah, I mean it's obvious Dan tells tall tales...Sixty Minutes???

He doesn't say 6o minutes in a row.

 

[Coconut36]

But you wouldn't worry about the end of civilization as we know it?

I took a class in college on rock music and culture. My teacher collected "dirty" old rock and roll music..songs that were meant to imply things without expressly stating it. The difference I think is that music then was a bit more subtle and it was less obvious to a child what the song was really about vs songs that use words/lyrics that are very obviously sexual in nature. That's just my take on it personally.

I saw this while I was digging around online: http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/118/2/e430.abstract

 

[LuvsDragonflies]

He doesn't say 6o minutes in a row.

Bahahahahhaa.