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[Mishetta]

reeling from the shock of finding out she's pregnant! How would she take care of this baby? What if she decided to return to school? Who would babysit while she went prowling around for guys? Cheeringmom? Momtomootoo? KgpClark? Her own Mom & Dad? Other questions came to mind....should she consider marrying the father of her child? Was she really sure who the father was? There had been sooooooooooooooooooooooooo many men!

Hmmmm.....

 

[cheeringmom]

Ho decided to ask my3kids because of course she has 3 kids of her own and has lots of experience. But first she must find an OB doc....

 

[kpgclark]

Now it is time to go under the knife for the sex change operation. Fully sedated she is wheeled into the operating room. The doctor washes and prepares for the operation. The sheets are gently moved to the side so the procedure can begin. The doctor is shocked. "This is no sex change operation! It is a sex-change REVERSAL!" The doctor decides not to operate and as the patient regains consciousness she merely whispers...

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

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[Mishetta]

Uh oh......looks like double posting happened & we need someone to edit or delete.....

 

[Lewski709]

He could not be found. (how long is a wolfs gestation anyhow?) Ho looked and even tried her hand at internet searches, when she popped up Google and punched in his name, all she could retrieve were retrievers, Golden Retrievers. Could it be, the wolves would be a mixed breed? They certainly would with all of Ho's involvement, there is no way they could be normal. But this Golden Retriever, we all know him as Murphy (Mad About You, Helen Hunts dog)...............

 

[Lewski709]

UH OH LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE, SOMETWO ACTUALLY ERASED THEIR POSTS AND NOW THE DOUBLE POST BECAME NOTHING.

 

[Mishetta]

I think this is getting as confusing as a Jerry Springer show!! We need to have the "expecting cubs" brought back in!!

 

[my3kids]

My3, who previously prided herself in being the Gladys Crativz of this story...all knowing, all seeing...is so confused she isn't sure what to say....so in true My3 and Gladys fashion, he just makes up a bunch of stuff, SO:

Yes, Honey was pregnant. Although she was the child of wolves, she was very much a woman. Not a lady mind you, but a woman non the less. As she had only been raised by wolves, the only golden retreivers in her futute would be ones she got from the SPCA....oh, can't say that...back like the clark bars.

Anyhoo, Honey was indeed pregnant and she was able to trace the dates back to the bus driver that the movie producer made her cozy up to. Now she was pregnant, couldn't do the dating show on FOX and she was pregnant by a guy whose name she didn't know that drove a city bus. This was not looking good for Ho's financial future. But, being a schemer as she was, she remembered the bus was number 73, so she concocted a huge story about being assulted by the driver...the DNA checked out and suddenly Honey found herself a multimillionaire via a law suit against the city's insurance policy. She considered herself the luckiest girl in the world, but what about this baby.....

Humm, she had had really good luck being raised by wolves, so she returned to Mo and Glo and asked if they would take the baby. The wolves said:

 

[my3kids]

Yes, they would raise another child. They only asked that they get to name the baby. If a boy, his name would be Cletus. A girl would be called Diabettia. The wolves had always wanted to name their children that, but their own wolf babies always got taken by eagles or bob cats before they had a chance to name them. The few wolves that survived into adulthood wanted stronger names like Major or Fang. So boy or girl, they had the names and cribs ready. Honey WAS getting awfully large....maybe it is going to be a double decker pregnancy from the bus driver.....TWINS!

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

FAST FORWARD 9 MONTHS LATER..........

It was a hot august night, and ho thaought she was just perspiring really heavily, but no indeed Ho was in labor so off to the hospital.......

 

[crow11ad]

when who was driving? The Headless Horseman. With out knowing which way to go, they heard a scream say........

 

[Lewski709]

from over the hill. Three men were holding two women up at gunpoint. The headless horseman and Ho saved the day by rushing to their aide, with Ho practicing extreme caution by holding on tight and breathing in and out, they knocked the men down and

 

[crow11ad]

and slipped on Goofy's banana peels. The headless horseman's head rolled down the hill. Unless something happens quick, the bad guys will.....

 

[Cruisin]

have to deliver little Cletus or Diabettia.

Ho started to really get into the labour business now.....

 

[Mishetta]

but the bad guys were freaking out & said "we don't know nothing about birthin' no babies!" So they vowed to turn their lives around & become good, honest citizens if Ho would deliver her babies at the hospital & not right there!! The bad guys turned good samaritans got Honey to the hospital and.....

 

[crow11ad]

as the contraptions started to get closer and closer, the time arrived. As the moment arrived to see the new joy of life, there was a shock on everyone's faces. As she asked "what?" She was told.....

 

[chichihoney]

it was a girl and a boy

 

[my3kids]

Oh twins for Honey for the poor hapless bus driver. The wolves would get their Cletus and Diabettia (or Diabetty....they weren't quite sure yet and Honey suggested that Mrs. MooToo pick between the two as she was such a true friend to Honey.)

In typical Ho fashion, right there on the delivery table, the physician delivering the babies was transfixed by Honey's spell. He had learned early in his internship that there is nothing romantic about "those parts" while providing medical care, but this was different......She radiated such charm that he couldn't help but peek in a very unphysician like way.

He was in love, as was the male nurse, and the gentleman who came in to empty the trash...what was Honey to do? She was weak from delivering a small litter, and now this? How could she tone down that darn sex appeal? She wondered if:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

having children would take away attention from her. Of course in true Ho fashion she wanted what was best for her. Should she keep the babies which would dramatically change her wild lifestyle or could Glo and Mo raise them? How would Mr Bus feel having Cle and Dee raised by Glo and Mo, or would he care? Oh poor Ho what was a Ho to do? It seems she was more confused than ever, until.............