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[MOMTOMOOTOO]

decided to warm them up, each and everyone of the "amazing" bachelors. She started with Bachelor #1 whose name was Trent. Oh my the things that hononeedforknee could do with her tongue..Trent thought he died abd went to bachelor heaven Next up was Pierre the bachelor from Paris, he and hononeedforknee went...

 

[my3kids]

crazy. She used her hands in ways this Frenchman had never experienced......she collected bits of hay leftover from the reindeer's last snack and rubbed bits together to make a fire. (What did you think I was going to say? People, people...get your minds out of the gutter.)

As she set to work on the third beautiful man, who should come in but kpqclark, one no one had seen since the beginning of the story. All wondered why kpqclark had abandoned her characters, and hoped there was a way to invite the character back into the drama.

Hononeedforkneereallywantedtodewitrightnow, so instead of breaking the hearts of the assembled men, she turned to the internet to find someone.....

 

[cheeringmom]

to help her with her itch/rash because the cold was making it flare up. After her encoutner with Pierre, he just wouldn't leave her alone. He offered to rub her rash with the fur parka which made the rash get even worse. I guess ho was allergic to animal hair as well. What would ho do?? What would Pierre do? Why call Dr Phil of course....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

and so Dr Phil was indeed on ho's case. He not only wanted to treat her for her itch he also thought it a good idea to counsel her on her doitalotnow ways. They started talking about her early childhood. The first memory ho has is...

 

[cheeringmom]

being raised by a wolf pack....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

she also remembers she had a twin whose name escaped her at the moment but ho DID remember that everyone paid more attention to her twin. Oh what was her name...

 

[Pin Wizard]

Ho's sister's name was Oh...and they were like two peas in a pod who...

 

[Lewski709]

Dr Phil just did not know what to do with. Dr Phil suggested the names Ho and Oh may be part of their deep seeded, underlying issues. He ..........

 

[Pin Wizard]

suggested psychotherapy right away, but Ho said...

 

[Lewski709]

they were together now and that was all that mattered. Besides, Ho did NOT have any type of insurance that could offset the costs of what she knew would be horrendous. After all, there were many, many areas where Ho needed psychotherapy and this would be an ongoing, at least a year, process.

Dr Phil wasn't much help. Ho knew Oh........

 

[Cruisin]

and herself would benefit from spending some quality time together, renewing their relationship. So the two of them headed back to the trailer park home where they had their beginning.
On arriving at the old trailer home they were met at the door by their mom

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

whose name was Glo and their Dad Mo. Of course baby brother was there and his name is Beau. So there they were, Ho, Oh, Glo, Mo, and Beau. All were busy getting reaquainted with one another when all of a sudden..

 

[cheeringmom]

Cousin Joe showed up who was a convicted felon. Perhaps he had something to do with the perevious murder??? Would this get Alex off the hook with the police? The crimes Joe commited were....

 

[Mishetta]

spray painting graffiti on trailer homes off of 8 Mile. He & his friend "M" were always seen together & getting in trouble together. But they had a deep respect for Ho & Oh. That's why they both cleaned up their act & provided Ho & Oh with....

 

[Pin Wizard]

tickets to Disney on Ice. Ho and Oh couldn't believe that they actually had front row seats and...

 

[Lewski709]

back stage passes for Ozzy Ozbourne the next evening. Well, Ozzy was not Oh's kind of music but back stage passes could not be rejected, even if it was for Liza Minelli. Ozzy..........

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

would almost certainly think about leaving Sharon after taking one look at Ho and Oh Monroe. Kelly and Jack Osbourne must come up with a plan that would keep their parents marriage in tact. So the kids put their heads together and devised the perfect plan to keep Ozzy from Ho and Oh Monroe. They would meet them.......

 

[Lewski709]

outside, before Ho and Oh could even see their dad. A pay off would surely change their mind and keep Ozzy and Sharon together. After all they had been through, the couple deserved each other. Kelly took Jack by the ear and

 

[my3kids]

said if only the parents could go to Disney on Ice(good save, huh?) then she just knew that would rekindle their love. Luckily Oh and Honey came by on their way back stage and heard the siblings. "What will will do with these Disney on Ice tickets. We can't go out two nights this week. Ho had to study as she was still in college....difficult as that was on all the boys in her class with Ho being such a distraction and all. Well, anyway, Kelly and Jack overheard the comment about the tickets and jumped up quickly to claim them. Of course Jack said he would love to make out with Ho for them, but surprisingly, she declined. Although she still looked exactly like she did in high school, she was of legal age and wasn't sure Jack was, so she gave up the tickets without the kissing.

Oddly, Alex was weaving himself into the increasingly bizarre and hard to follow tale by:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

just biting the bullet and asking for Ho's hand in marriage. The groundwork was laid (pun intended). The ring was purchased, and Glo and Mo agreed to let Ho go. Now all Alex had to do was find the perfect spot to propose. While pondering his decision, Alex........