Finish the story

[Stepharoonie!]

Every stood there with their mouths agape, until one brave DISer came forward and said, .....

 

[Cruisin]

Excuse me but is that a lime green ribbon you are wearing...are you a DIS'er, to which Alex replied.................

 

[hawke]

uh, no, i thought this was the color for Men Against Stupid Kindergarteners, aka MASK. after saying that, he suddenly ran towards

 

[Mishetta]

Scooter girl, who was dragged from the lagoon, along with her (now rusted) scooter! She was ALIVE!!! He threw his arms around her and they......

 

[njfamily]

hugged. Then Alex reached behind Scooter Girl and pulled a fish out of her …

 

[cheeringmom]

scooter's rusted basket. She mentioned hunger and they headed on over to Mickey's BBQ in hopes of frying up the fish when....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

all of a sudden the sky opened up, it began to pour so they headed to the airport. They were done with Disney! It caused nothing but problems, so Alex, Michael Jackson and scooter girl headed to...........

 

[my3kids]

the heap of melted plastic that was the mother in law's Michael Jackson disguise from the last page. After scraping all the pale plastic into a bag from one of the street cart vendors, the mother in law, Alex and Scooter Girl, who wondered very much why she was still trailing the very strange pair, went on to the airport. There they hopped a flight to

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Las Vegas. Alex needed to win some money to hire Johnny Cochran to represent him in the murder of Adrian. Once in vegas they..............

 

[my3kids]

reapplied the disguise to the mother in law and between being accompanied by "Michael Jackson" and Scooter Girl, they got plenty of free drinks at the casinos. Just as they were down to their last nickel, who appeared but...

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

the cast from the Sopranos. They were in town filming. "Tony" invited ALex to.....

 

[my3kids]

the roulette table, but not having but a nickel in his pocket, Alex replied:

 

[treesinger]

All I have is Disney Dollars. It's like real money but...

 

[Mishetta]

I'd better go see if I can buy an airline ticket & get back to Detroit where the storage locker is (from page 1 or 2 of this hilarious thread) & see if I can't find any evidence to prove myself innocent of any murders!! Alex looked around & asked "who's coming with me??"

 

[my3kids]

But, as his luck would have it, Alex developed an unfortunate case of "Pirate Speak." The man was left unable to communicate with any words except lame pirate phrases. He even tried talking to the invisable parrot on his shoulder. Anywhere but Las Vegas, this would have been frowned upon, but there, everyone just thought he was a temporary replacement for Sigfried and Roy. He did get to the airport, but, of course, Disney Dollars are better souvineers than money, and Jet Blue would not take his pseudo cash, so he

 

[Mishetta]

let Delswife do all the talking (yeah, she showed up again, after page 3 or so....) since she has such a way with words! She was able to get the pilot of Jet Blue to agree to fly them all to Detroit (as long as Alex got rid of the parrot, cause it's just too weird to bring animals into this thread) just by a little "private talk" & then ending the conversation with "love ya ~ mean it!" So, they were all off to Detroit now and....

 

[my3kids]

Scooter girl, Delswife, Alex, and the MIL/Michael Jackson zoomed off to Detroit, where they were met at the airport by a county sheriff's deputy named TJ.

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

The gig was up! Alex was caught. Would Johnny Cochran be able to get Alex off or would he even take the case. hmmm

 

[Mishetta]

But TJ went to law school & he knew that he could get Alex sprung out of jail if Alex could keep talking to that invisible parrot on his shoulder. (I'm just laughing too hard to finish this....someone help me!!)

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

TJ agrred to represent Alex, of course they would use an insanity defense. It wouldn't be too hard since when Alex was 8 he was caught.....