Oh! I forgot= on The Jungle Safari ride, when you get over to the python "What is that snake called? That's right! Plastic!!!!" and also when you get to the cave/temple part "Oh, gosh, well I bet this leads to a gift shop... we are at Disney World, you know"
"On one stormy night, five people stepped into an elevator and into a nightmare. The doors are opening once again, and this time, they're opening for you. (elevator drops)" - ToT
HOW?? TELL ME!!! PLEASE! I REALLY LIKE THOSE TOO!!
I should stop shouting. sorry
(P.S. this is her daughter rnrlover.....sorry I messed up on the accounts)
"Make sure you laugh... or we might not have enough power to open the exit doors... *stares at audience for about ten seconds*" Roz, The Laugh Floor
She's just soo funny!
"Howdy partners! Fer yer safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs, inside the train and be sure to watch yer kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats or glasses, best remove 'em 'cause this here is the wildest ride in the wilderness!" - Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
"Erm, sorry fer the hold up folks, it appears we have a slow moving train up ahead so we're gonna have'ta set here for a spell..." - Big Thunder Mountain Railroad (this one is my favorite hehe)
oh when i wa son the jungle cruise, we passed some people in line for some other ride nearby the river, and the guide said, "and those over there are called humans; it's said that their offspring live off of their parents for more than 20 years!"
i started lol'ing.