Favorite Disney World Attraction Quotes

[Princess Ash]

I was just listening to live 365 and it inspired this thread. there are 3 i have off the top of my head

"Please do not put on your safety goggles until you are safely seated safely inside the theater safely."
~Dr. Nigel Channing, Imagination before Honey, I Shrunk the Audience

"Sam Eagle: Will you stop this foolishness???
Gonzo: What foolishness would you like to see?
Sam Eagle: Will you get out of here???"
~MuppetVision 3D

"Ellen: Hi, and welcome to the Universe of Energy. How are ya? No need to answer. You guys are probably surprised to see me here, aren't you? But then, there's probably a lot of places you'd be surprised to see me, when you think about it. If you were driving in your car, for instance, okay? Close your eyes, you're in your ca -- no, don't close your eyes in the car, but right now, think about it. You're in your car, you're driving, and then all of a sudden, from the back seat, I just pop up and go, "HEY!" You'd just whack me in the head, wouldn't you? That would be -- that wouldn't be nice, but then it wouldn't be nice for me to do that to you. How'd I get in your car, anyway? Can you -- did you lock the car? Maybe it was your fault. Maybe I'm just teaching you a lesson. "
~Ellen's Energy Adventure (And basically that ENTIRE preshow is HILARIOUS!)

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

"Howdy parterns! Fer yer safety, remain seated with yer hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train - and be sher to watch yer kids! If any of you folks are wearin' hats er glasses, best remove 'em, cause this here's the wildest ride in the wiiiiiiiiiiildernes!"
- BTMRR

"Soarin' to tower, you're cleared for takeoff!"
- Soarin'

 

[disney100666]

"paging Mr.Morrow Mr. Tom Morrow."
-TTA

 

[Pirate Me]

"Paging Mr.Morrow.
Mr. Tom Morrow"


:]

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

ajlfkjlkjfl djalkdfj!

I forgot about the TTA quote!

<3

 

[Pirate Kid Nick]

Soarin to tower.
its time to Soar-Soarin

Its time to rock-Rockin Roller Coaster

No what peguins-Fozzy
(Boom)
Hem fulin Stupid Birds
Take this- Swedish chef
(Boom)
Why are shooting at me. It was the peguins.- Waldoo
(Boom)
(Boom)
(Boom)
Nana nana you couln't hit me with a... CANNON!!
Hey ever duck he has a cannon.
(BOOM)- Muppets 3D

 

[Nascar48]

"Welcome back for those of you who made it and a friendly word of warning you won't find in any guide book, the next time you check into a deserted hotel in the dark side of Hollywood just make sure you know what kind of vacancy you're filling or you may find yourself a permanant resident of the twighlight zone."

Tower of Terror

 

[disneychick2721]

"Paging Mr.Morrow. Mr. Tom Morrow"

"This as you may recognize is a matentenice elevator, still in operation, waiting for you, we invite you if you dare to step aboard because in tonight's episode you are the star, and this elevator travels directly to, the twigh light zone !"(sp?)
-this was completely off the top of my head it sad how I know all of this


"Please stand clear of the doors, Por pavor montego Si elahi deals squint as"
^^^^^^^^Im pretty sure thats it but im not completely sure.


The Entire Universe of Energy Preshow.

 

[imabrat]

"Please stand clear of the doors, Por pavor montego Si elahi deals squint as"
^^^^^^^^Im pretty sure thats it but im not completely sure.

Please stand clear of the doors, por favor manteganse alejado de las puertas.

I'm pretty sure that's how it's said.

 

[disneychick2721]

Please stand clear of the doors, por favor manteganse alejado de las puertas.

I'm pretty sure that's how it's said.

Alright LoL.
I just Love that quote. Everytime Im on the monorail im so happy and start dancing
I sit on the thing in the middle and Look Like an idiot

 

[CastawayJ]

Alright LoL.
I just Love that quote. Everytime Im on the monorail im so happy and start dancing
I sit on the thing in the middle and Look Like an idiot

i eathor stand backwards or ride in the front with the driver

"don't lose your kids or we will nail them to it's a small world aftor teaching them the lyerics in over twenty langueges" those tram people

 

[Nascar48]

^lol I when I went on the Jungle Cruise our skipper said the same thing.

 

[DerangedAboutDisney]

"Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye .........."

~ The seagulls in Finding Nemo The Musical

 

[DollfieDreams]

Please stand clear of the doors, por favor manteganse alejado de las puertas.

that is now a t-shirt that sells out the minute its on the floor. xD