Favorite Disney movie Quotes!

Toy Story 2:
Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz Lightyear: Yes, yes. Of course.

I call them "schmoes" all the time to my kids.;)

Cars:
Mater: McQueen and Sally parked beneath the tree / K-I-S-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-T

Lightning McQueen: [to Minny and Van, who are leaving] I'm telling you, you gotta help me! Don't leave me here! I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ's dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!

Cinderella:
Stepmother: Well, Cinderella, I see no reason why you can't go to the ball... if you get all your work done...
Cinderella: Oh, I will.
Stepmother: And, if you can find something suitable to wear.
Cinderella: I'm sure I can. Oh, thank you, Stepmother.
Drizella: Mother, do you realize what you've just said?
Stepmother: Of course. I said, "IF."

Enchanted:
Robert: What about taking Morgan to school, you know, for some grown-up girl bonding time?
Nancy: What, so you can have some grown-up girl bonding time?

Robert: Now she thinks that you and I...
Giselle: Kissed?
Robert: Yeah, something like that.

Oh, there are soooo many more!!;)
 
anyone know this one...

"what are you going to do?"

"well first im gonna take your stick"


Simba and Rafiki from The Lion King. Love that part!


When Emperor's New Groove came out, my friends and I used to go around saying "Oh, I'm so bad. Bad llama." May not be a direct quote but you get the idea. :goodvibes
 
OMG I LOVE THIS ONE

Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?

I <3 THAT ONE i used to think it was the hardest thing to memorize. but i did. lol i love that movie...

anyone know the movie? its pretty obvious.:goodvibes
 

OMG I LOVE THIS ONE

Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?

I <3 THAT ONE i used to think it was the hardest thing to memorize. but i did. lol i love that movie...

anyone know the movie? its pretty obvious.:goodvibes

Jungle Book!!!! :goodvibes
 
~The Little Mermaid II
Morgana: Ohh wat'cha gonna do? Throw the crab at me?

:rotfl:


~Shrek
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait!"?

:lmao:


~Mulan
Mulan: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Grandma Fa: Would you like to stay forever?

Wow lol.


~Toy Story
Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y....Toy!
Buzz: Excuse me, I...I think the word you're searching for is, "Space Ranger."
Woody: The word I'm searching for.... I can't say because there's preschool toys present.


~Emperor's New Groove
Eezma: Kronk, just how did we get back before them?
Kronk: Well, you got me. By all counts it doesn't make sense.

Kuzco: Let me guess. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Patcha: Yep.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Patcha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.

:rotfl2:
 
:thumbsup2
My favorite is Mater from Cars..."I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park." That makes me laugh ever time.

I also like it when Lightning coms racing out of Doc's shed telling everyone that Doc is the Hudson Hornet and he has won three Piston Cups and Mater spits out his oil and says, " he did what in his cup?"

:thumbsup2

haha i love that too :L
 
You gotta love...Bug's Lifee...

When Theyre Trying To Get Away From Hopper and the ladybird drops the stick

"Francis!"
"Slim, Where Are You?"
"I'm Here"
"Where?"
"Im The Only Stick With Eyeballs"

Is it me or does anyone else find that funny?:happytv::happytv:
 
The little old man on Emporers new groove (y)


Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won't be the last. What can I say? I'm a rebel.

- The Emperor's New Groove

:rotfl2::rotfl:
 
Oh, from Finding Nemo... When Dori is following the mask to the bottom and Marlin is talking to her... This isn't an exact quotation, just the closest I could remember offhand.
Dori: Who is that?
Marlin: Who do you think it is? It's me!
Dori: Are you my conscience?
Marlin: Yes, yes I am. We haven't spoken in a while. How are you?
Dori: Hmm, can't complain.
 
Cogsworth's line:

"You could try all of the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep."

I first saw this movie in college on campus. This got the biggest laugh from the audience (mainly women), and it still cracks me up every time, even 20 :eek: years later!
 
"No eating here tonight, you on a diet." -Dory...love this line so much! :lmao:

"I wanna ride the pony!" -Sid in Toy Story

"That was totally WICKED!" -little boy in the Incredibles
 
Pumba: Timon, Are you picking your nose?

Timon: No, I'm just scratching it on the inside.

I LOVE Lion King 1/2.
 
Triton in "The Little Mermaid" says "how much I'm going to miss her". Gets me bawling every time.
 
"Blast you Peter Pan!!"-Capt. Hook

"I'm Mrs. Nesbitt!"- Buzz Lightyear

"Ooooooooooohhh"- Little Green Aliens

"Mufasa!"..."oooh, say it again!"..."Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!"- Hyenas
 
And my new favorite, "You're not ready for the evil laugh. You can chuckle... like, a mildly upset chuckle... after my evil laugh."
 
"I did it, I did it, oh yeah yeah yeah" NEMO
said this line today when we had to take detour and i didn't get lost!! LOL

"yo ho ho , a pirate's life for me"

"Ka-chow" cars

"you know you want to kiss da gurl" little mermaid
"Dat gurl is completly hopeless"

"They call me MR. Pig" Lion King
 











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