Favorite Disney movie lines

[edcrbnsoul]

Elizabeth: That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.

Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.

Mullroy: Not breathing.
Jack Sparrow: Move.
[Jack slits the ties on Elizabeth's corset and rips it off, causing Elizabeth to regain consciousness, and spit out a lot of water]
Mullroy: Never would have though of that.
Jack Sparrow: Clearly you've never been to Singapore.

 

[Disney Doll]

"Clearly you've never been to Singapore".-Captain Jack Sparrow

 

[kellyb2000]

From Mary Poppins:
"you know you can say it backwards which is docious-aliexpe-istic-fragi-cali-rupus but that's going a little too far, don't you think?"


Have to add that we LOVE that part in Fox and the Hound where he said "I'm a houndog" and then does his little howl thingie.

 

[Maleficent13]

"You're living in the past, Father! This is the 14th century!" Prince Phillip in Sleeping Beauty

That always makes me crack up.

 

[TexasErin]

"Let's go kick some honeybuns!!!!"- Mushu

"Squeak, squeaker, squeak, squeaken," Kronk teaching squirrel in Emperor's New Groove.

Mulan and Emperor's New Groove are two of my favorites. Great lines in both of them.

 

[Vivianne]

Parent Trap


"Get me out of this stinking fresh air" and

"you twins aren't you? Give your sister her half of this", then she slaps her.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

"Don't think I ever mentioned Ol' Reliable before..."
"Aye..ye have,laddie. Eh..FREQUENTLY."--Lady and the Tramp

I also love the line from Tarzan:
"Oh look...Bananas!". Cracks me up every time.

"Trust in me...just in me."--Kaa, "Jungle Book"

"Never underestimate the power of...booody language! Ha!"--Ursula, "The Little Mermaid"

"He is quite a catch, isn't he?"--Ursula, "The Little Mermaid"

TOV

 

[tinaluis]

"I can't give Stitch tuna -- I'd be an abomination". Lilo/Lilo & Stitch
"Now put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!" Mike/Monsters, Inc.

 

[theSurlyMermaid]

Ha! These are great. Some of mine:

This one isn't exact, but it cracked me up: In Emperor's New Groove, when Kronk wakes up saying "The stranger in the tavern!......he didn't pay his bill."

Of course "WRONG LEVEEEEEEERRRR!"

Lilo & Stitch:

"That's from my blue period!" as Stitch rips her drawings.

"Leave me alone to die." is classic.

"IT'S ALL YOU!" to Elvis Stitch during his guitar solo.


Finding Nemo:

"Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills..."
"Yes, I'm a natural blue."

"The mask! It's gone!"- Marlin
"What'd ya drop it?"- Dory
"YOU DID!" -Marlin

I also love the way Dory says "That's a funny thing to promise" when Marlin explains to her that he promised Nemo he'd never let anything happen to him. Makes me BAWL for some reason.


Aladdin:

Jasmine "flirting" with Jafar: "You're tall, dark.....well...dressed."


Toy Story:

"You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell!"


The Lion King:

"Pumbaa with you, everything's gas."

 

[dizmomof2]

"Wish I could speak whale." Dori from Finding Nemo

We use this on my daughter all the time when she's whining. Funny but it sounds just like Dori talking whale to me! It usually makes her laugh and stop whining.

 

[merryg]

From Finding Nemo

"Find a happy place, find a happy place."

I never thought about how the tapping on the side of the aquarium may sound until I watched this movie.

 

[Rajah]

Just about anything from ENG. Or Pirates.

Most of my other favorites have been mentioned, but I can't believe no one's mentioned this yet:

"Oh, good! My dog found the chain saw." from Lilo & Stitch.

 

[Johnfish]

Two of my favorites from the Lion King



"Cheetahs never prosper" ---- Zazu

"Oh no not that one, any one but that one" ---- Scar as Zazu starts to sing its a small world



John

 

[Figment22]

"Hey, I'm Picasso." Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story