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[Sea Creature Turner]

Now you're starting to let me down again. If you want to keep winning prizes you have to keep the quality up....

BTW, still waiting for you to share with us that little gem of a quote from Deadwood in its entirety...

Might I suggest a website?

 

[nytimez]

Agreed. Where's TD when we need him?

With other trolls, I couldn't wait to see what they posted next. The new one is very sad. Tragic, even. I mean, nothing says "I live in my mother's basement" quite like going to a Disney chat board on a Saturday night just to pick fights.

But that's not even the saddest part. It's this:

And to think, I did scoff at those who said that the DIS is naught but clubby and cliquish.

Really, what's more pathetic -- hanging around in places where they talk about the Dis... or lying about hanging around in places where they talk about the Dis? Either way, that quote strikes me as a desperate plea for professional help.

I hope he gets it someday. But the idea might not occur to him unless he sees it on television first. He doesn't quite seem capable of original thought.

 

[Wadecool]

Might I suggest a website?

Chickened out, huh? That's a shame. Here's a consolation e-licorice stick anyway. Better luck next time.

 

[Sea Creature Turner]

All of which would lead to severe gastrointestinal distress within 12 hours.

Now, that's an image.

 

[Bullseye]

Wow, bravo! nice little back and forth going on here!

tread lightly in this thread

 

[Wadecool]

With other trolls, I couldn't wait to see what they posted next. The new one is very sad. Tragic, even. I mean, nothing says "I live in my mother's basement" quite like going to a Disney chat board on a Saturday night just to pick fights.

Really, what's more pathetic -- hanging around in places where they talk about the Dis... or lying about hanging around in places where they talk about the Dis? Either way, that quote strikes me as a desperate plea for professional help.

I hope he gets it someday. But the idea might not occur to him unless he sees it on television first. He doesn't quite seem capable of original thought.

In honor of our quote happy new friend, here's a great one (albeit long) from Seinfeld that seems rather fitting:

"You really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to, like, Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the university level, like where Freud studied, and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once-a-week for eighty bucks, no. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working around the clock, thinking about you, having conferences, observing you like the way they did with the elephant man. That's what I'm talking about, because that's the only way you're going to get better."

 

[Sea Creature Turner]

In honor of our quote happy new friend, here's a great one (albeit long) from Seinfeld that seems rather fitting:

"You really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to, like, Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the university level, like where Freud studied, and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once-a-week for eighty bucks, no. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working around the clock, thinking about you, having conferences, observing you like the way they did with the elephant man. That's what I'm talking about, because that's the only way you're going to get better."

Larf!

How many minutes of your life did you spend looking that up, pray tell?

 

[Wadecool]

Larf!

How many minutes of your life did you spend looking that up, pray tell?

Probably about the same amount you spent on the Deadwood quote you still haven't posted for us. C'mon, inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Sea Creature Turner]

I'd just like to take a moment to salute both Wadecool and nytimez. Both are, despite, respectively, sporting a pathetically bad pun and utilizing street lingo that seemed dated even during the Clinton administration, clear exemplars of the warm, inviting, above all, friendly demeanor of the users of the DIS boards, it doth go without saying. And so, I say to them, "Huzzah!"

 

[Bullseye]

hooray

 

[Wadecool]

I'd just like to take a moment to salute both Wadecool and nytimez. Both are, despite, respectively, sporting a pathetically bad pun and utilizing street lingo that seemed dated even during the Clinton administration, clear exemplars of the warm, inviting, above all, friendly demeanor of the users of the DIS boards, it doth go without saying. And so, I say to them, "Huzzah!"

I will definitely give this little compliment all the attention and respect it deserves.

I certainly hope you aren't going to leave us now, without sharing the Deadwood quote you worked so hard to find. That would be sad.

Shhh, I think hear your mom coming down the stairs...

 

[nytimez]

hooray

I know, right? His comma button must be broken -- but he sure taught everyone a lesson.

Maybe I just have unreasonable expectations, or maybe I've just been spoiled by some of the classic trolls we've have around here... but I was hoping for more.

 

[Wadecool]

I know, right? His comma button must be broken -- but he sure taught everyone a lesson.

Maybe I just have unreasonable expectations, or maybe I've just been spoiled by some of the classic trolls we've have around here... but I was hoping for more.

Those commas were definitely set on rapid fire. At least he didn't go ALL CAPS on us. That would have been brutal.

Like many others things these days, they just don't make trolls like they used to.

 

[Sea Creature Turner]

Shhh, I think hear your mom coming down the stairs...

Ooooh! Ouch! That really hurt!

Oh, hey, 1998 called. It wants its clever one liner back.

 

[Bullseye]

I know, right? His comma button must be broken -- but he sure taught everyone a lesson.

Maybe I just have unreasonable expectations, or maybe I've just been spoiled by some of the classic trolls we've have around here... but I was hoping for more.

Maybe if he actually sat through the collossal thread on the very same subject that just ended several days ago, a thread where every single angle was covered and hence the thread closed, he would know why Disers are playfully snarky when someone brings it up so soon again based on a rumor heard at Applebees or Chili's or wherever it was!!

 

[Sea Creature Turner]

we've have around here

... and you're taking jabs at my punctuation and grammar usage?

 

[Wadecool]

Ooooh! Ouch! That really hurt!

Oh, hey, 1998 called. It wants its clever one liner back.

But, what did Al Swearengen say??

BTW, thanks for setting your comma button back to semi auto.

 

[Wadecool]

... and you're taking jabs at my punctuation and grammar usage?

You do make it incredibly easy...

 

[Sea Creature Turner]

You do make it incredibly easy...

Ha! Ha-ha-ha!

 

[nytimez]

... and you're taking jabs at my punctuation and grammar usage?

Absolutely. I'll take my occasional typo over your complete and utter inability to communicate clearly any day. Huzzah!

BTW, did you come up with that whole "1998 called" thing yourself? Very original.