Farting Etiquette

[Mkrop]

She's not here anymore. I'll give her the message for you.

 

[Pikester]

My DH lets the loudest farts! I can always tell when he is going to let one because he pulls one of his legs toward himself with the knee bent. I asked him why he does that. He said that it makes it sound better.

Here is a good fart commercial that makes me laugh everytime I see it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EVTVc11x-8

 

[dcentity2000]

This thread is made of win and awesome.



Rich::

 

[KarenB]

She's not here anymore. I'll give her the message for you.

Thanks LaraK!

 

[Pixie Dust for Me!]

This thread is made of win and awesome.



Rich::

Are you sure you don't mean wind?

 

[tennvalgirl]

left cheek sneak

 

[DaParkers]

tonight i ran into walmart for a printer cartridge. I got behind a lady who was second in line. This lady took a few steps away and off to the side, almost in front of the person in front of her and she just stood there.

After a second, i smelled a fart. You know the kind that is silent but deadly and makes your nose hair curl. I looked around wondering where it was coming from and i hoped no one thought it was me, the smell never let up. The lady stood back in line after a few minutes, ready to check out. Then she let out a loud one so i knew who was farting. I looked at the items she was buying...oatmeal and cheese. Im thinking lady, you dont need any cheese.

Just as i was about to walk away, another cashier walked up to me and said, ma'am i will check you out over there. I ran, well not really but close enough towards the other cashier.

So, what is your farting etiquette?

lol!

 

[Nancy F]

I like to leave people special gifts on the elevator as I exit.

He can be brutal. LOL. But I love him so I put up with it.
Nancy

 

[Silent1CB]

Got confused why OP's name was ****** out in quotes, but while trying to figure that out, I realized this is an old thread from 2008.

 

[Cornhusk]

If I still allow you to have eyebrows after my "performance" then consider yourself lucky.

 

[Took]

Here's my strategy: look around, innocently, like "what the heck is that smell?" then glare at the person nearest to you and take a step away from them. At that point everyone else will assume it was the other person. hehehe shalavleeweegh (that's my very poor russian for "naughty")

 

[Stacerita]

Wow, a bump on a two year old thread.

 

[cheermom1]

One time I was in Kmart and this old man was in there and let it rip good!! then turned to me while waving his hand past his butt and saying what was that???? I didn;t know weather to laugh or be annoyed..

 

[DVCLiz]

Wow, a blast from the past. Haha, that was a little fart joke right there!!

Hi, not Northern between three and five not maybe!!! We miss you!!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Hi, not Northern between three and five not maybe!!! We miss you!!

I had to read that over a couple times to get it.

 

[Elmo9607]

I can't believe I missed this thread!! I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!!

 

[Nohal]

This is the funniest thread I have ever read. I need to go get some kleenex to wipe the tears from laughing so hard.

 

[BEloveDisney]

This is great! I've had such a crappy few weeks and totally needed this! I laughed so hard I had an almost asthma attack!

 

[AlleyKat]

My darling DH has a habit of farting in store aisle, then leaves me standing there so it looks like I did it. And it's always bad - real bad. For some reason, he almost always does it in a Hallmark store. Ticks me off, but I do love him so!

When you care enough to send the very best.....

 

[dislaney]

When you care enough to send the very best.....

You should be a tag fairy!!!