Famous "TV" quotes

[NotUrsula]

My first thought also was WKRP's turkeys, but that's not a recurring catchphrase, so I'll toss out a few ...

"One of these days, Alice ..."

"It's like this, Edit ..."

"You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm comin' to join ya, honey!"

"Good night, John-Boy"

"Go ahead, Frank."

... and of course ... "Loo-Cee?!"


Oh, and for the David Tennant fans out there, "Allons-y!"

 

[FlightlessDuck]

"Beam me up Scottie"

"Beam me up, Scotty" from Star Trek.

That was actually never said (unless you count an audio book)

 

[inlalaland]

"I am the one who knocks"

"Assistant to the regional manager"

 

[cybrkitn]

Oh, and for the David Tennant fans out there, "Allons-y!"

If you have DT listed, then you have to have at least two of River's quotes:

"Hello Sweety!"
"Spoilers!"

Oh, and if you need another DT quote, take a look at my siggy

 

[FlightlessDuck]

If you have DT listed, then you have to have at least two of River's quotes:

If we're going down that rabbit hole, then you also have:

Tom Baker: "Would you like a jelly baby?"
Christopher Eccelston: "Fantastic!"
David Tennant: "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry."
Matt Smith: "Geronimo!" "Come along, Pond(s)." "Bow ties are cool."

All of them: "Run!"

 

[cybrkitn]

If we're going down that rabbit hole, then you also have:

Tom Baker: "Would you like a jelly baby?"
Christopher Eccelston: "Fantastic!"
David Tennant: "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry."
Matt Smith: "Geronimo!" "Come along, Pond(s)." "Bow times are cool."

All of them: "Run!"

I was thinking of it as I hit the "submit reply" button

 

[theworldneedscolor]

"Live together, die alone."
"You can't tell me what to do!"
"See you in another life, brother."

Not Penny's boat :'(

 

[FINFAN]

"Legen - WAIT FOR IT! - DARY!"

"it's the BIG ONE 'Lizabeth:


Sanford and Son

 

[funkychunkymonkey]

"waffle him?"
"BOSCO, dog!"

gatta love third watch

 

[starwatcher]

"who loves ya baby?" kojack

 

[POOHsie]

"Citizen's A-ray-ist! Citizen's A-ray-ist! Citizen's A-ray-ist!"

-- Gomer to Barney Fife on the Andy Griffith Show

 

[dizzwizz]

"We're wild and crazy guys." - SNL

 

[cybrkitn]

"I don't know"
"What do you think is in the burgers..."

Both from Nickelodeon's "You Can't Do that on Television" back in the 80's.

 

[unfreshdiva1]

Shady Pines Ma! - Golden Girls

 

[SamRoc]

In the immortal words of Dr. Leonard McCoy of Star Trek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVhcB9ucmdg

“I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer.

“Look, I’m a doctor, not an escalator.

“What am I, a doctor or a moon-shuttle conductor?”

“My dear girl, I’m a doctor. When I peek, it is in the line of duty.

“I don’t know, Jim. This is a big ship. I’m just a country doctor

“What do you mean what sort of work? I’m a doctor.

“I’m a surgeon, not a psychiatrist.”

“I’m not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor.

“I will not peddle flesh! I’m a physician.

“I’m a doctor, not a coal miner

 

[dizzwizz]

"Na Noo Na Noo" - Mork (Robin Williams) & Mindy
"Thank you very much" - Latga Gravis (Andy Kaufman) on Taxi
"Doctor Bombay, Doctor Bombay. Emergency, come right away." - Samantha on Bewitched
"Frank, I have a sick headache." - Darren's mother on Bewitched
"Watch it sucka" - Aunt Esther on Sanford & Son

 

[FlightlessDuck]

"I don't know"
"What do you think is in the burgers..."

Both from Nickelodeon's "You Can't Do that on Television" back in the 80's.

"Hello Sir or Madam as the case may be."

"<Name of child>, don't encourage your mother."

"Fresh air, blue skies, Barthy Burgers, girls!"

 

[cybrkitn]

"Hello Sir or Madam as the case may be."

"<Name of child>, don't encourage your mother."

"Fresh air, blue skies, Barthy Burgers, girls!"

My brother and I would use that line a lot!

I miss that show!

 

[Simba's Mom]

"That's very much different-Never Mind"-Gilda Radner, SNL

 

[DeaverTex]

I didn't read the whole thread, so my apologies if I'm repeating anyone.

"Phoenicia? Phoenicia, this is Ernestine."

And from the same source,

"Gracious good afternoon! Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?"

Or how about,

"Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are."