Famous "TV" quotes

[joviroxx]

I Pity the fool...
Kiss my grits
Never mind SNL
Thats the news and Im outta here.... SNL
Yeah, thats the ticket , (so many from SNL)
They killed Kenny!!
Homey don't play that....
Marcia Marcia Marcia

 

[FlightlessDuck]

"We've got movie sign!"

Man, I miss that show.

 

[Jillpie]

You Meathead.

 

[Dee77]

Brenda Leigh Johnson "Thank yew"

 

[dizzwizz]

"You look mahvelous" - Billy Crystal on SNL
"Gee, Mr. Douglas" - Entire cast of Green Acres, except Eva Gabor and Arnold the Pig
"Mother" - Elizabeth Montgomery to Agnes Moorhead
"Well" - Elizabeth Montgomery to one of the Darren's
"Oh dahling" from Jeannie's sister to Jeannie
"Wahhh" - Lucy to Ricky
"My dear guests, welcome to Fantasy Island"
"The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat" -Abc's Wide World of Sports

 

[goofinoff]

"We'll isn't that special!"

 

[FergieTCat]

"You've got spunk. I hate spunk!"

 

[U2_rocks!]

"Beam me up Scottie"

"Don't make me angry ....."

"Wilmaaaaaaa!!!!" and "Yabba Dabba Doo!"

 

[U2_rocks!]

"I love it when a plan comes together"

"God'll get you for that Walter"

 

[krcit]

Shrinkage!

 

[jen0610]

This is going to be cool.

Do you have T.P. for my bunghole?

I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole.

Thinking sucks.

YOU EEDIOT

Happy Happy! Joy Joy!

Get out of my chair, Meathead!

I don't know, she flew out of here like a dingbat outta Hell.

Silence is golden, so stifle thy self.


I'll get it!
Geez Louise Edith, why do you have to charge the door like a German shepherd every time the bell rings?

You know somethin', Edith? You're a pip. You know that? A real pip.

 

[anniemae]

"Whoa!" Joey Lawrence from Blossom.

Thats all folks!

Helloooooo Newman

Won't you be my neighbor?

 

[Smuggs]

"Honey, what's that? What's going on? What's happening?"

 

[Gorechick]

"God'll get you for that Walter"

Is that from Maude?

 

[Atlas722]

Is that from Maude?

It is. It was Maude's catchphrase.

 

[figment52]

OOHHHHH Rob!!!

(Dick Van Dyke show)

 

[cybrkitn]

"Kiss my grits!" Flo from the show Alice
"Whoa!" Joey from Blossom

 

[dizzwizz]

"Speed delivery, speedy delivery" from Mr. McFeeley on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.

"He's done it to me again" from Dr. Bellows on I Dream of Jeannie.

"Abner, Abner!" from Gladys Kravitz on Bewitched.

"Dyn-o-mite!" from J.J. on Good Times.

"Gee, Pa" from Opie on The Andy Griffith Show.

"Aaaaaa" from Fonzie on Happy Days.

"Lassie!" from Lassie.

"Goodnight, John-Boy" from the Waltons.

"Beam me up, Scotty" from Star Trek.

"Get on your mark. Let's start the Family "Feud."

"Come on down. You're the next contestant on The Price is Right."

"You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye."

 

[Geoff_M]

Six pages and I can't believe no one's mentioned this one:

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!"

 

[cybrkitn]

"Speed delivery, speedy delivery" from Mr. McFeeley on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.

Here's another one from The Electric Company back in the 70's: "HEY YOU GUYS!"