Fabulous Friday's Riddle

[firstmickey]

snowwite:

 

[L107ANGEL]

Happy anniversary to you,Happy Anniversary to you, Happy anniversary dear Angel, Happy Anniversary to you. Thank you, thanky you very much.

Thanks Snowy!

 

[snowwite]

Out of curiosity I looked up the origins of Ground Hog Day and thought I would share:
Pig farmers have never done well in the United States. Most Americans prefer beef to pork. Hamburger is an American favorite but contains no ham. The porcine raisers were hopeful to see a significant increase in their business after the scares about health over beef, but most of the benefits had gone to the poultry and fish industries, Sale of ham and bacon remained virtually unchanged.

Because of this, The National Porcine Association hired a major Madison Avenue advertising firm to boost sale of pork products. They decided on an intensive campaign to saturate magazines television and radio with ads urging people to eat pork patties.

The campaign was given an extra boost when Congress was convinced to designate the second of February as the day when every family would be urged to eat pork sausage. That day would be celebrated nationally, of course, as ... Ground Hog Day.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

To build on the last post, here's a little more groundhog trivia.

Woodchuck and groundhog are common terms for the same animal, the rodent with the scientific name of Marmota monax. Most closely related to squirrels, woodchucks actually can climb trees and also swim.


So then how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

About 700 pounds. Compared to beavers, groundhogs/woodchucks are not adept at moving timber, although some will chew wood. (At Cornell, woodchucks that gnaw their wooden nest boxes are given scraps of 2-by-4 lumber.) A wildlife biologist once measured the inside volume of a typical woodchuck burrow and estimated that -- if wood filled the hole instead of dirt -- the industrious animal would have chucked about 700 pounds' worth.

Groundhogs don't taste like chicken.

If anyone is interested,
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/ground...313/pNo_50139313/id_11458945/opt_/fpt_/c_360/
This is the link you need to purchase your I Love Groundhog Day Classic Thong.

 

[firstmickey]

Duck!

you bought some of those, didn't you?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Duck!

you bought some of those, didn't you?

March 5th is Multiple personalities day. I do have a pair of boxers...

 

[L107ANGEL]

I ordered mine!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I ordered mine!

Did you ever get that "Commando Girl" tattoo removed?

 

[hiwaygal]

Mornin!!!

PM sent and I'm IN!!!

Got two meetings this morning so try to be good while I'm not here...

if you can't, at least be funny...I'll need a laugh when I get back!


HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ANGEL!!!!!

 

[Chapter 11]

Morning rodents. PM sent and I'm in. Happy Anniversary, Angel.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Thanks Riddlers, and I missed Grammy!

Oh and Duck, STHU!

 

[lewdyan1]

I feel like I should be sending groundhog greetings!

PM sent and I believe I am in!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Who lead yesterday???

It was

Hula in the Coola Day
Its February. And its cold. And its grey. And it sucks! But don’t let the winter doldrums get you down!

Just get some moola and pack up your coola and get ready for the hula at your very own Luau party. Nothing cheers up a bland winters day like a nice Pina Colada. So invite your friends and family. And remember grass skirts are optional.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Who lead yesterday???

It was

Hula in the Coola Day
Its February. And its cold. And its grey. And it sucks! But don’t let the winter doldrums get you down!

Just get some moola and pack up your coola and get ready for the hula at your very own Luau party. Nothing cheers up a bland winters day like a nice Pina Colada. So invite your friends and family. And remember grass skirts are optional.

Who hacked into Ducks account?

 

[Cantw8]

Good morning everyone Happy anniversary, Angel. Here, look what I got you, it's something you have been wanting for awhile now

 

[lewdyan1]

Who hacked into Ducks account?

 

[trappednabox]

I think I know this one!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Who hacked into Ducks account?

What the heck does that mean???

I like pina coladas!


























and getting caught in the rain

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

I'm going through Dis withdrawl Today is the first time in days that I have been able to get here.

PM sent and I am IN

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Good Morning Sunshines that freakin rodent better not say theres 6 more weeks of winter Thanks Donna, I forgot to get him a card

If he shows up here he won't have a shadow as it is overcast today but who knows about anywhere else