Experiment-627: A Caribbean Double with a Wilderness Chaser

Noooooooo… not that shuttle.

Aw, man.

Catching a lift on the bigger one would be… shall we say… “exciting” for any passenger (to say the least), but even this humble mode of conveyance can offer excitement (depending on the destination involved).

That seems to be the key.

Stay one night, and you could leave you car in their long-term lot for free and… they offered a shuttle service to the terminals for a nominal fee.

The saying in our home is, "If it's free, it's for me!"

Stay!… Good car.

Did you make him stay there for the WHOLE trip?! No snacks or anything?

Another thing I saw (and was not expecting at all) was a whole bunch of different folks spread across the room wearing tee-shirts adorned with variations of these little images:

Those look pretty cool! I can't really blame them for making t-shirts.

So I swallowed what little pride I had and flagged down Mr. clipboard. He tells me that he’d been looking for us and had I checked in with him earlier, I’d have been on the first shuttle. Aaaarrrrrggg! I don’t ask for much in the world, but when I ask multiple folks to tell me what is expected, and I get the same answer, I don’t like for it to be the same wrong answer!

:mad::sad2: Good thing you guys didn't have to be there right away...

From here on out, we were officially: “Cruisers”, and I wouldn’t want for anything or have to worry about another detail for days.

They don't have a smiley with a guy relaxing with a cold beverage in a hammock, but just picture one here.

I know it was there because I could feel a strain on some of the more rarely used mussels in my face. That subtle smile would be there for the next week. Outwardly you could not really tell just how excited I was.

Are you related to Mr. Burns from the Simpsons? :confused3

Just out of curiosity... how much does a cruise tend to cost in tips?

You'll end up paying a few hundred bucks in tips when all is said and done. Primarily to your servers at dinner and the room stewards. But they work hard for it.
 
Well, excitement comes in many forms... so I guess this would be a true statement.:lmao::rotfl2:

Technically… it’s true. In reality… I can’t imagine anything quite as exciting as the prospect of being projected beyond our atmosphere by what is essentially a controlled explosion (with the possible exception of seeing your child being born).

Wow!:eek: How long did it take to train it to do that? :confused3

It’s still a work in progress. :lmao:
Having owned my share of straight-drive vehicles, I am very aware that forgetting to set the hand brake will give an otherwise inanimate object a lot of opportunities to make effective use of gravities’ existence.

I'll take your word for it.:confused3 I'll have to check out the pictures that go with these words from home.:headache:



Again, I'm not sure what it looks like, but I'm sure you did a great job. :thumbsup2
That would be a bit humbling to see someone you don't know wearing a shirt with something you designed on it.
Speaking of which, are you submitting a DIS Dads logo?:confused3

Dang Firewall :headache:

Actually I did submit one for the DDC. It’s a variation of the logo in my Sig. but I also recommended that even if that one were (for some wacked reason) to be chosen, we should still get a better graphic artist then I to clean it up a bit.

So, what we have established is that if you stay at the Radison the night before you board a cruise out of Port Canaveral, nobody except for the guy with the clipboard knows anything.:thumbsup2

I do believe that you have a clear perception of the reality I encountered.
Moral of the story: If you want to get on a cruise shuttle at the Rad, be sure to check in with Mr. Clipboard ASAP on that morning (then just relax).

Just out of curiosity... how much does a cruise tend to cost in tips?

Ya’ know… I ought to talk about that. I did a pretty decent got post on that very subject a while back. I’ll dig it up and post it as a Bonus Feature in just a little bit



That would be quite relaxing... which I'm sure is kind of the reason for going.:lmao:

::yes::

By slight smile, don't you mean you made the Cheshire Cat look grumpy?:confused3

When you get to see the image at the bottom of the post… all will become clear :thumbsup2
 
good stuff!
:thumbsup2

Thanks. I try.

Oh… and thanks for following along. :thumbsup2





I feel your pain :sad2:

That seems to be the key.

Yes in deedie.

If that bus were heading say… to Shawshank... I suspect that my perception of “excitement” might be just a smidgen different.

The saying in our home is, "If it's free, it's for me!"

Sound like a Man Law to me.

Did you make him stay there for the WHOLE trip?! No snacks or anything?

Seems unfair I know, but he got fresh oil, good fuel and a full wash, vac and polish (both before and after), and… the opportunity to drive to Florida & over to WDW later on. All in all… he didn’t complain too much.

Those look pretty cool! I can't really blame them for making t-shirts.

Well gawrsh…

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:mad::sad2: Good thing you guys didn't have to be there right away...

Agreed… As it was, I might have gotten onboard a little bit quicker, but ultimately it didn’t cause that much trouble. I just don’t like when I don’t know the way things are supposed to work (I try to work those details out beforehand for a reason).

They don't have a smiley with a guy relaxing with a cold beverage in a hammock, but just picture one here.

Consider it pictured… Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........



This one comes close though...
:beach:

Are you related to Mr. Burns from the Simpsons? :confused3

:lmao: :lmao:

I’m not quite as evil (so far as you know)

…but giving my current work environment and the reigning societal climate, let’s just say that smiles can be hard to come by these days. :sad2:
 


Bonus Feature 6:

A DCL Cruiser’s Tipping Primer



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DCL is one of the few cruise lines that actually still allow you to control the tips. Most lines deal with them by adding a standard set of tips into the price of the cruise up front (which in some instances does not give the staff much incentive to perform at their highest standards). DCL also simplifies the process. They will leave a tipping guideline flyer in your cabin one night toward the end of your cruise. You can fill it out and just drop it off in a box by the purser’s desk and they’ll just charge the tips to your cabin. The staff onboard know exactly who you CMs are and they will print up Tip Cards and envelopes with the name and position of each individual (along with receipts for your records). You just give the cards to the individual folks on the last night. DCL actually encourages this method, because you can simply charge the entire transaction to your cabin, and they can make direct deposits into each CM's account.

Now, how you go about deciding what to tip is a personal decision and you may want to go up or down from the standard based on your experience during that sailing, but… The generally agreed upon standard works like this:

Room Steward – $4.00 per-person/per-day

Head Server - $4.00 per-person/per-day

Assistant Server - $3.00 per-person/per-day

Dinning room Manager - $1.00 per-person/per-day (optional)



So… for two people sailing seven days it would be $24.00 per day or a total of $168.00.



Here’s a site that will calculate the average tip for you:

http://cruisetip.tpkeller.com/



If you order room service, you would generally tip a couple of bucks to the CM that delivers the order. We take an envelope with a bunch of dollar bills in it and keep it somewhere near the cabin door.

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There is one other tipping situation to keep in mind. When you arrive at the terminal, one of the porters will be along very quickly to help you get you bags stowed. It is customary to tip the folks about $2.00 per bag for the service (and not having to worry about keeping up with five suitcases is certainly worth 10 bucks if you ask me). When you get off the ship, there will also be porters that will help you find your bags, haul them all (including the ones your carrying), help navigate you through the terminal and customs and roll the whole lot either to you bus stop or on to your vehicle. That kind of service is also deserving of at least a sawbuck or better.

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Noooooooo… not that shuttle. Although we almost had the opportunity to see one of those launches from the decks of Disney Magic in 2009. The weather however, decided to interfere and we were all the way to Mexico before they actually got the shot off.
awwwww....fooey. We had a similar instance in 2007. We booked a hotel on the water in Cocoa Beach for the day the shuttle was to lift off. I had planed to be floating in the surf, just off shore, 10 miles from the launch pad. The mission was delayed, but I got to see it - kind of - from Orlando International Airport as we were waiting for our flight home.

Too bad… but then again, a dissertation on the shuttle program might just be more entertaining then anything I’ll be writing about.
I don't know about more entertaining, but certainly on par with it. :thumbsup2

Naaaaaaa… I’ve already abused y’all enough with my previous pointless ramblings so I’ll save that tangent for another time.
popcorn::

Catching a lift on the bigger one would be… shall we say… “exciting” for any passenger (to say the least),
I'm quite sure the engineers in Houston would be trying in vain to figure out why there is a constant, high pitched "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" in all of the radio communications. Until the commander yelled something to the effect of "Hey, tell that cheesehead on the middeck to quiet down, we can't hear Mission Control!"


Stay!… Good car.
If you scratch it behind the rear view mirror, it's back tire will instinctively start to wiggle. It's a fun little trick.
Those look awesome! I'm trying to figure out something for our cruise, but I'm drawing a blank inspiration-wise.

But I have to tell you that seeing other folks sporting copies of your work is really kind’a jarring.
You should have brought a Sharpie along and starting signing their shirts. Whether they wanted you to or not.


And as far as the guy with the clipboard ... :headache::headache:
I hate it when the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.
 
Good information! Thanks for compiling it into one place. :thumbsup2


You’re welcome. This is kind’a what I had in mind in the first place. Even though most of our trip was a cruise with only a little bit of time at WDW, I wanted to create sort of a “here’s what you need to know” TR for those that are either thinking about cruising or have never even considered it. If I posted this in the DCL forum, it would be read (if at all) by folks that already know the drill. I’m hoping that by being over here, I’ll convince one or two new folks to give it a try.


awwwww....fooey. We had a similar instance in 2007. We booked a hotel on the water in Cocoa Beach for the day the shuttle was to lift off. I had planed to be floating in the surf, just off shore, 10 miles from the launch pad. The mission was delayed, but I got to see it - kind of - from Orlando International Airport as we were waiting for our flight home.

Better then nothing. Launches are an awesome site, but I haven’t seen one since up close since I was in grade school (and my boy has never had the opportunity… which is something I need to fix somehow).

I don't know about more entertaining, but certainly on par with it. :thumbsup2

popcorn::

We’ll see. You know that a tangent and my thought processes are rarely very far apart.


I'm quite sure the engineers in Houston would be trying in vain to figure out why there is a constant, high pitched "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" in all of the radio communications. Until the commander yelled something to the effect of "Hey, tell that cheesehead on the middeck to quiet down, we can't hear Mission Control!"

That’s pretty much me every time I ride MS. Can’t even imagine the thrill of an actual liftoff (well maybe I can imagine it, but I’m still certain it’s more amazing then my pitiful imagination).



If you scratch it behind the rear view mirror, it's back tire will instinctively start to wiggle. It's a fun little trick.

:lmao: :lmao:

Those look awesome! I'm trying to figure out something for our cruise, but I'm drawing a blank inspiration-wise.

When are y’all going again? And… has there been any kind of theme discussion or running jokes on your cruise meet thread? There might be some inspiration there. I’ll mull on it a bit myself and if I think of something I’ll toss is out over here.


You should have brought a Sharpie along and starting signing their shirts. Whether they wanted you to or not.

I like it… but I do believe I’d have gotten the back side of at least a couple of folks hands for having tried it.


And as far as the guy with the clipboard ... :headache::headache:
I hate it when the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.

::yes::
 

Chapter 4: The Tale - Day 1 (Sun)

Part 2: Terminal Velocity​





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Events were starting to move along very quickly now. Even though there would still be a couple of mandatory detours and a bit of finger tapping here and there, the rest of this day was going to fly by about as fast as kudzu can devour a landscape (and honestly that particular plant has been known to out run a small child). In truth, we were now smack in the middle of one of the better themed queues for a ride (excuse me… attraction), that has ever been devised. And being as Disney’s Imagineers are masters of queue wizardry, that’s quite the accomplishment.

First stop… the main gate. This is a whole lot like checking in at the front gate at any of the resorts on property. The only real difference is that when they ask for an ID they’re looking to see your passports. But once those had been checked against the manifest and our names did indeed appear on said list, it was like a weight had been lifted off of me. Not only were we finally there… we were expected.

Next stop… the terminal itself (and a welcome bit of air-conditioning).

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The ground floor is mainly reserved for baggage pick-up and US Customs, neither of which we’d be dealing with for several days yet. For those that will be boarding… the first thing you’ll encounter is the line for the TSA screening process.

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The second thing you’ll encounter is a sign saying it’s illegal to video or photograph this area of the building (oooops... technically that last image could be considered terrorist contraband, but I won’t tell if you won’t). Basically this process is the same Hokey Pokey we’re all forced to dance at every American airport except… here you get to keep your shoes on. After clearing the metal detectors and having all your carry-on bags thoroughly irradiated, an escalator whisks you up to the main floor where you’re greeted by this slightly chaotic site…

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It may look daunting, but really its’ not that tough to navigate. Directly in front of the escalators are a group of tables where you can pick up and fill out a “mandatory health questionnaire”. It’s only a couple of questions, but there is a regulation of some type that says you got’a fill it out, so take a minute and get this done. Besides, this is also where a CM will likely give you your boarding number card (more on that in a bit).

From hear it’s on to the Check-in queue over to you’re left. There’s one line for first timers and a different one for DCL vets

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We were in that one. It moves a bit quicker because returning cruisers basically know the drill and most of the necessary information is already in their systems. A lot of the paperwork and such was also done beforehand as well. It’s considerably less hectic over on this side of the room since most of the folks out in the main area have already checked in. I wasn’t in line more then ten minutes before I was ushered on over to the next available CM. A few minutes to go through the formalities… they turn over your travel cards and documents... and boom… you’re free to roam the terminal.

Sense the ship still won’t be boarding until about 11:45ish, come on and I’ll show you around the place. Like every thing else Disney, the details in this building are amazing. Right down to the floor beneath you.

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It’s laid out like a giant scale map of the Florida / Bahamas area. Back toward the front of the building you’ll find the obligatory “you are here” spot on the map

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And a really cool inlay of the Disney Magic (their first ship) “leaving port”

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The giant sand dollars are just an added bonus… I think. So far as I know, there aren’t any living creatures of that size and magnitude roaming the waters just northeast of The Cape. But then again… there is a major government research installation in the area so ya’ never know do ya’? As for details, even the shading and composition of the terrazzo floor goes so far as to show where the continental shelf ends and deep water begins.

If you walk back toward the gangway, you’ll even run across a fine representation of our first destination on this particular trip.

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As you might expect, there is a prevalent, yet subtle “wave” theme washing over the building. The most obvious of these undulating motifs is built into the ceiling

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The curved panels look as if there made of brass and the skylights bath the whole thing in sunlight giving it an almost ethereal glow. It’s really more dazzling then my point-n-shoot camera can replicate so you’ll just have to take my word for it (or better yet go see it for yourself). At the far end of the building is the entrance to the gangway (sporting a not-so-hidden Mickey design) and on the other side of that grand wall of glass beyond… the ship itself.

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Dominating the middle of the terminal is a huge and amazingly detailed model of the Disney Magic (being first does have its privileges). Just on the other side you can catch a glimpse of Captain Mickey inspecting his new galley-slaves… errr…. greeting the new passengers.

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This is actually the direct cause of most of that big jumble of people that you saw when we first entered the room. They’re all pretty much in line for this unique meet-n-greet opportunity with one or more of the Fab-Five in front of the ship model. If you have young kids (or are just a typical Dis-Fanatic) this is an excellent photo-op. Had we arrived earlier, I’d have partaken but…

OK, here’s one more shot toward the fount of the terminal just to give you an even better feel for the scale and grandeur of the place.

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Over on the southeastern side of the terminal is a good-sized seating area. By the time I’d walked around and gotten a few pictures, Tamara had found a good spot to stretch out and we all settled in to wait the last few minutes before the show got started. Here are a couple of pictures from that side of the building.

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Interestingly, the ship you see through these windows isn’t Disney’s. That one is actually the Freedom of the Seas (which is likely one of the reasons the windows are covered over), but regardless of what ship you see, the silhouette is still a grand site as you’re sitting there waiting for them to call you number.

Since we have a minute or two yet, this is a good time to familiarize yourself with your magical passport to far away destinations: the KTTW. The Key to the World card that is issued by DCL serves the same functions as the ones that we’ve all had at WDW and it looks a whole lot like this:

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OK… it looks exactly like that (well mine did anyway), but you’ll notice that there are a few additional bits of info scattered around the surface. The dates, name of the ship, and the image of my patron saint are all pretty standard fair. Also like the cards at WDW, you won’t find your room number. DCL doesn’t want anyone picking up a stray card and knowing exactly which cabin it will get them into, so they give you that info separately. But then again, you should already know what you cabin number is from the sailing document you got in the mail a few weeks ago. The “Silver Castaway” number just shows that I’ve been here before (actually it our third time on this little hay ride, but I’m scheming to up that tally considerably in the future). Once you’ve been through this mill for the tenth time, they’ll change it to “Gold Castaway” and you’ll acquire a few additional little perks.

Now that big “J” down in the corner by Goofy’s left arm is interesting. It’s actually our lifeboat designation. Each of the lifeboats aboard the Dream are identified by a letter and the life-vests in your cabin will have the same letter along with your cabin number printed on them. It’s a good idea to take a little stroll around the promenade deck (that’s deck 4 for you noobies) where the boats are located and find where yours is located before the Muster Drill (I’ll talk about that more later on as well). This will give you a better idea of exactly where to report should the need arise.

But of all the info on this card, the one that gets most people in a twitter is this one right here:

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That… is you’re dining rotation. Since food is one very big part of a cruise, this is the bit that most DCL cruisers wait eagerly to see (and you won’t know what it is until they hand you this little card). When you first book a cruise you have a choice between an early dinner seating with a late show time, or vise versa. Everyone has his or her own reasons for choosing one over the other, but that is also a discussion for a different time. What’s important right now is that we know that we’ll be sitting at Table #66 in each of the three main dinning rooms and the “RAAER” bit says that across the next five days we’ll be visiting those exotic realms in the following order:

R: Royal Palace
A: Animator’s Pallet
A: Animator’s Pallet
E: Enchanted Garden
R: Royal Palace

Your exact rotation is the last great unknown prior to boarding. This is actually something that raises a great deal of conversation on the boards. There is much fretting and gnashing of teeth amongst cruisers who whish they already knew this detail when they were trying to make reservations for Palo, Remy or any of the other potential evening excursion.

That leaves only the boarding card left to talk about. That’s this thingie…

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You can get into the terminal as early as 9:30 in the morning if’n you really want to, but no one gets on the ship before the crew has cleared the previous passengers off and gotten everything up to snuff for the next sailing. Generally, boarding will start somewhere between 11:30 and noon. To control the crowd, they board everyone in groups. That’s where these cards come in to effect. Depending on when you arrive (and other random factors including karma and sheer luck), your card will have a number somewhere between 2 and 12. The cards with a big ol’ “1” plastered on ‘em are reserved for the concierge passengers (and bless your heart if you can afford this caliber of luxury). The number on the card is your boarding group and you have to wait until they announce that folks with those cards may now head toward the gangway. You’ll notice that we ended up with a group-11 card (thanks in part to missing the early shuttle), but honestly, that’s not really so bad. The whole thing moves pretty quickly once they get started… Oh, wait a minute! I hear a crackle on the intercom… I think they’re about to introduce the “Family of the Day”!





"Disney Cruise Lines would like for you all to extend a warm welcome for our family of the cruise… The Pelekai Family!"

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When are y’all going again? And… has there been any kind of theme discussion or running jokes on your cruise meet thread? There might be some inspiration there. I’ll mull on it a bit myself and if I think of something I’ll toss is out over here.
The Cruise is October 30-Nov 3rd (yup, right over Halloween)



As for your update - that floor looks really cool, as does the cutaway of the ship!

Your details of the process so are are invaluable. Having never done this before (and doing it only 69 days) I'm pouring over every word like a biblical scholar analyzing an ancient Hebrew scroll. Thank you so much for the detail.
One question I'm having - what do you pack in your carry-on? I'm assuming it's all of the stuff you'll really need - medication, camera, swim suits, passport, online checkin printout, etc. Anything else I should make sure goes in there?
 
(oooops... technically that last image could be considered terrorist contraband, but I won’t tell if you won’t).
No need to tell... they already know.:rolleyes1

Basically this process is the same Hokey Pokey we’re all forced to dance at every American airport except… here you get to keep your shoes on.
Makes sense.:confused3


Another update filled with valuable cruise info! I'm going to need to come back and check all the pictures out sometime though.:rolleyes1
 
And being as Disney’s Imagineers are masters of queue wizardry, that’s quite the accomplishment.

Disney just does everything better. Having cruised with them, would you ever go with anyone else? I can't see myself doing that.

The second thing you’ll encounter is a sign saying it’s illegal to video or photograph this area of the building (oooops... technically that last image could be considered terrorist contraband, but I won’t tell if you won’t).

For a small fee, that can be arranged. :rolleyes1

Basically this process is the same Hokey Pokey we’re all forced to dance at every American airport except… here you get to keep your shoes on.

I don't remember being strip-searched, either. Maybe I've blocked it from my mind.

Sense the ship still won’t be boarding until about 11:45ish, come on and I’ll show you around the place. Like every thing else Disney, the details in this building are amazing. Right down to the floor beneath you.

Now I feel like an idiot. I didn't even notice the floor! :sad2: Good thing you're here to show me how it's done!


That model is SO cool!

R: Royal Palace
A: Animator’s Pallet
A: Animator’s Pallet
E: Enchanted Garden
R: Royal Palace

So were you happy with this rotation?
 
One question I'm having - what do you pack in your carry-on? I'm assuming it's all of the stuff you'll really need - medication, camera, swim suits, passport, online checkin printout, etc. Anything else I should make sure goes in there?

You’ve already got the idea but this one deserves its own post…



Carry On Bags vs Checked Bags

On DCL cruises (or any cruise for that matter), a carry on bag is for what ever you absolutely positively can’t live with out. If you’re flying in to MCO and using Magical Express, Disney grabs ‘em at the airport and once you leave home you won’t see your bags again until they’re delivered to you cabin. The same is true for those bags left with the porters at the terminal. Lost bags are very, very rare, but it does happen. Late arriving bags are a bit more common. Basically, the CMs will start leaving you checked bags outside your cabin starting around 2:30ish, but it can be as late as the 6:00ish dinner/show time before you get all of them. On our last sailing we had them all by 3:30, but on our 2009 cruise, one didn’t show up until well after dinner (luckily it wasn’t a critical one so no harm done).

What I was carrying this past trip included a lap-top, all the camera gear, the cruise documents & passports, medicines, car-keys & valuables… you get the idea. Tamara also had a small carry on bag with everyone’s toiletries and such, along with the clothes we were planning to wear at dinner that night (and that one is worth considering just incase the main bags are late getting to the cabin). Another thing many people will carry on is swim suits so that you can go ahead and get the kids into the pools (or on the Aqua Duck) as soon as possible after boarding.

One more secret about what you can carry on that sets Disney apart from everyone else is their alcohol policy. So long as you store it in your checked bags, DCL will allow you to bring your own booze aboard. This is one of the two major sources of revenue for all the other cruise lines (the first being the gambling), so they’re very strict about such things. We acquired a flask of rum in a plastic bottle and a couple of small one oz. bottles of good scotch and used those to make our own mixed drinks while on board (these went especially well with the mixed fruit juices available in Cabanas)
 
The Cruise is October 30-Nov 3rd (yup, right over Halloween)

Very cool! That creates some interesting possibilities. I’ll have to think about a bit and see if I can’t come up with an idea or two that you might be able to work with.


Your details of the process so are are invaluable. Having never done this before (and doing it only 69 days) I'm pouring over every word like a biblical scholar analyzing an ancient Hebrew scroll. Thank you so much for the detail.

I wouldn’t consider my meager efforts at writing to be Talmudic, but offering up the stuff I’ve learned is exactly what I’m trying to do. Glad to be of assistance.

No need to tell... they already know.:rolleyes1

I suspected as much :sad2:

Another update filled with valuable cruise info! I'm going to need to come back and check all the pictures out sometime though.:rolleyes1

Thanks. The photos certainly ain’t of National Geographic quality, but it’ll give you an idea of what was going on anyway.

Disney just does everything better.

Yes… yes they do :goodvibes

Having cruised with them, would you ever go with anyone else? I can't see myself doing that.

Hummmmm… That’s a toughie, but actually… yes I might. Not as a first choice and I would be doing so knowing full well that the differences would be dramatic. But if I were presented with the right opportunity, I’d sail with one of the other lines (especially RCCL, Princes or Holland America).

For a small fee, that can be arranged. :rolleyes1

Too late… According to Andy, they already know :lmao:

I don't remember being strip-searched, either. Maybe I've blocked it from my mind.

I’d also recommend against wearing a bomb vest. :rolleyes:

I didn't even notice the floor! :sad2: Good thing you're here to show me how it's done!

It’s not exactly what everyone has on their mind while waiting to board one of the “Happiest Ships on the High Seas” ;)

So were you happy with this rotation?

Actually of the three possible, that’s the one we kind’a wanted. I was thinking about putting together a post about dinning rotations anyway, so I’ll get onto that this evening and get a bit farther into the whats and whys in a bit.
 
This is now officially the most informative trip report I have ever read.

Thanks for all the details and tips. I've bookmarked this thread as a reference for any future Disney cruises.

Good stuff!
 
This is now officially the most informative trip report I have ever read.

Thanks for all the details and tips. I've bookmarked this thread as a reference for any future Disney cruises.

Good stuff!

That is might high praise. I don’t believe I can say much more then: thanks.
Honestly… I’m glad to hear that anything I’ve said could be deemed useful.

The Cruise is October 30-Nov 3rd (yup, right over Halloween)

Barry…
I’ve thought about image ideas for the Halloween cruse y’all have planed aboard the Dream in a few weeks. Here’s a variation on the first thing that came to mind…

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You’re welcome to it if your interested and I can send you a larger rendition if you’d like. I can also make changes if you like part of it or want to make a few alterations. Just holler back.
 

Chapter 4: The Tale - Day 1 (Sun)

Part 3: “Experiment 627”​




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Disney Cruise Lines would like to invite all passengers with boarding cards numbered one through eleven to begin boarding at this time…”


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Yes! We’re there… Just as you walk through the Mickey Gateway, you hand your KTTW to one of the CM,s, they scan it in (and make sure that you look just like the picture that they took back when you first checked in) and then welcome you aboard. This is the same basic process that they’ll use from now on as you disembark or board the ship.

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At the end of that hallway are a couple of groups of photographers. You can bypass them if you really want to, but you might just as well let them take the pictures. You can always decide weather or not to buy them latter on. This process also spreads everyone out just like a queue and preshow over at The World. After the pictures you cross the actual gangway to the grand lobby of the ship on Deck-3 and your just steps away from a grand adventure.

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There’s one more little bit of Disney Magic before you actually set foot on the ship. Just as you reach the entrance one of the officers on the cruise director’s staff will first welcome you and then ask you what you family name is. Once armed with that bit of info, they will pick up a microphone, and announce: “Disney Cruise Lines would like to welcome the ‘So-n-so Family’ (or what ever you told them) aboard the Disney Dream” and as you walk through the door, there will be other members of the crew gathered around the lobby (and often a few of the other passengers who decide to play along) who will applaud and cheer as you finally board the ship. Your own private red carpet moment! It’s a really cool touch and kids especially get a kick out of it. Now there’s an opportunity here to sneak in an additional bit of potential magic. When they ask for you’re your name, just remember that the CM will say whatever you tell them, exactly as you tell them.

Seriously!

What… ever… you… tell… them...


The possibilities could boggle a better mind then mine. You could go with something as simple as being welcomed aboard as “The Stowaways” or “Excess Baggage” for instance. One of the better Disney related variations on this theme that I’ve heard of was a group that asked to be welcomed aboard as “Andy’s Toys”. As this was our third trip with DCL, and we’ve been welcomed by our proper name in the past, it was time to have some fun. We thought about it a good while beforehand and nothing really clicked. Finally at dinner the night before, we hit on the perfect answer (for us anyway)… It’s the moniker that ended up becoming the title for the entire trip. When I related our choice to the Australian officer that posed the question, his reaction was: “I like it!” and he then proceeded to add a good bit of dramatic flourish and proudly exclaimed:

“Disney Dream! Please welcome… Experiment 627!”


Yep… that’s what we told ‘em, that’s what they announced.
Really.

Well now that we’re here, there’s one very important order of business that has to be tended to immediately. And this is it:

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An official photo with Admiral Donald, the family and my now “illegal” DisDad shirt (pictures or it didn’t happen ya’ know). One of the other officers actually took the photo for us (that won’t happen on any other cruise line).

Since were just standing around here in the grand lobby, let me show you around for just a moment. Most of these images were taken from the overlooks on Deck-4.

This one is looking aft from the elevator vestibule. The entrance to Royal Palace is just behind the statue of Donald on Deck-3 and you can see the Vista Café to the left on Deck-4.

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The Vista sells specialty coffees and is a great place to settle in away from the crowd. Also… over there in that corner by the counter is a refrigerated display case that is kept full of a verity small bit-sized pastries and…

**whispering**: “They're free!”

Really, come get all you want any time you want (and that is a bad thing to know).

The next one is from the port side looking across toward “Shutters” on Deck-4.

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This is where you can check out and/or purchase any of the pictures that are taken across the length of the cruise. Each of those bookcases are filled with folders (one for each stateroom) and all the pictures for each cabin are stored together so they’re easy to find and peruse.

This one is looking across the lobby toward the starboard side of the ship (The Port Adventures desk is in the upper right corner of the image on Deck-3)

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And… one more looking forward down the grand staircase toward the midship elevators

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Now where was I? Oh yah… What to do, what to do, what to do! Well the one thing you can’t do (just yet) is head on over to your stateroom. The stewards are still finishing up and no one is allowed into them until at least 1:30, so that will have to wait a bit. This also means that you have to tote your carry-on bags with you for a while yet so keep that in mind when you choose what types of luggage to carry.

At this point most folks generally split off into a couple of different groups. There are those that head directly to Deck-11 and hop into the pools and/or get in line for the water-coaster and/or rapidly hunt down the first of what will ultimately become a blinding number of Bahama-Mommas (and other such boat-drinks) for this trip.

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Then there are the folks who head off to sign their young’ens into the various kids clubs (most of which are on Deck-5) and checkout the programs offered while touring the facilities.

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(We didn’t hit the kid’s clubs, so this is one of DCL’s photographs)

And then there are those who decide to go ahead and grab a little bit of grub before settling into their cabins. I’m sure that you’ll quickly determine the option that best matches your traveling style, but for us… well… we fall into that last group. The kid’s areas are great, but Max was never very big on ‘em and prefers to hang with us. There will also be plenty of chances to hit the water this week, so victuals sounded like the best option. For the most part the lunch crowd will head on up to Deck-11, take a quick look around and then beat a path aft toward Cabana’s.

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This is the Buffet restaurant aboard the dream. It has a lot of different quick options and is open during most meals (and as such, stays fairly busy).

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But on boarding day, there is a second choice that most folks miss. One of the main dinning rooms will also generally be open for lunch as well. On the Dream, that will normally be The Enchanted Garden down one flight of stairs on Deck-2 (and this will be our next experiment of the afternoon).

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Enchanted Garden was also offering a buffet with some of the same choices as Cabana’s (plus a few extras), but the atmosphere is a whole lot less hectic; the wait staff will take care of bussing the tables and keeping up with your drinks; and you get to enjoy the stunning themeing of one of the main dinning venues aboard the ship. This suited us because our rotation meant that we’d only have been in this space once for dinner anyway. After a bit of food (OK… a good bit of food and that tends to be a running theme on cruises), we took a few pictures just to give everyone a sense of the place…

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…and then noticed that according to the clock, our cabin should be available by now.



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Well, I'm going to do things backwards after this update. I've seen the pictures, but now I've got somebody standing next to me wanting some chicken nuggets, so I'll have to come back and finish reading what you wrote.:lmao:
 
Well, I'm going to do things backwards after this update. I've seen the pictures, but now I've got somebody standing next to me wanting some chicken nuggets, so I'll have to come back and finish reading what you wrote.:lmao:

You’ve read my writing before, so you ought to know by know that you ain’t missing much :rolleyes:
 
The Cruise is October 30-Nov 3rd (yup, right over Halloween)

Your details of the process so are are invaluable. Having never done this before (and doing it only 69 days) I'm pouring over every word like a biblical scholar analyzing an ancient Hebrew scroll. Thank you so much for the detail.
One question I'm having - what do you pack in your carry-on? I'm assuming it's all of the stuff you'll really need - medication, camera, swim suits, passport, online checkin printout, etc. Anything else I should make sure goes in there?

You forgot bacon and cheese balls!

Barry-have you had a chance to check out that latest edition by PassPorter? If not...PM me your email address and I might have a way to get you a copy.
(wink, wink...nudge nudge) :rolleyes1

You’ve already got the idea but this one deserves its own post…



Carry On Bags vs Checked Bags

On DCL cruises (or any cruise for that matter), a carry on bag is for what ever you absolutely positively can’t live with out. If you’re flying in to MCO and using Magical Express, Disney grabs ‘em at the airport and once you leave home you won’t see your bags again until they’re delivered to you cabin. The same is true for those bags left with the porters at the terminal. Lost bags are very, very rare, but it does happen. Late arriving bags are a bit more common. Basically, the CMs will start leaving you checked bags outside your cabin starting around 2:30ish, but it can be as late as the 6:00ish dinner/show time before you get all of them. On our last sailing we had them all by 3:30, but on our 2009 cruise, one didn’t show up until well after dinner (luckily it wasn’t a critical one so no harm done).

What I was carrying this past trip included a lap-top, all the camera gear, the cruise documents & passports, medicines, car-keys & valuables… you get the idea. Tamara also had a small carry on bag with everyone’s toiletries and such, along with the clothes we were planning to wear at dinner that night (and that one is worth considering just incase the main bags are late getting to the cabin). Another thing many people will carry on is swim suits so that you can go ahead and get the kids into the pools (or on the Aqua Duck) as soon as possible after boarding.

One more secret about what you can carry on that sets Disney apart from everyone else is their alcohol policy. So long as you store it in your checked bags, DCL will allow you to bring your own booze aboard. This is one of the two major sources of revenue for all the other cruise lines (the first being the gambling), so they’re very strict about such things. We acquired a flask of rum in a plastic bottle and a couple of small one oz. bottles of good scotch and used those to make our own mixed drinks while on board (these went especially well with the mixed fruit juices available in Cabanas)

This is great stuff, I'm getting so jacked for our cruise in 45 days. So Cabanas has mixed juices? Very interesting...one could come up with some very good adult beverages that way.:drinking1 So did you go with a backpack, duffle, or a roller-type bag?
 














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