I totally hate snakes-- to the point in a pet store I've had a panic attack (the whole 9 yards) when one started going "crazy" in it's tank. Anyhow-- I've told this story before--- I was driving home from work this past fall. Something coming out of the vents on the dash caught my eye. I really thought it was a "bug". Anyhow, next thing I know a snake comes slithering out of the vent onto the dash board. I somehow pulled the car over and grabbed my purse and got out (all the while watching this stupid thing). I unbuckled my neice from her carseat and walked a few hundred feet up the road to call home. I thought my cell phone was in my purse, but it was in the car (it must of fallen out). Anyhow, I go back to the car and the snake is crawling all over!!! At the same time DS's school principle pulls over and asks if I need help. I didn't want to tell her there was a snake in the car, mostly because I was afraid she'd get it out, then I'd still have to drive it home. So, I told her I was having car problems and she gave me a ride home. Only thing is she reached in and got the carseat out (never knowing about or seeing the snake). DH did go back and get the car, and get the snake out. I still to this day have not gotten back into that car!! The worst part is, it's still new and I can't get rid of it yet. So, DH and I switched vehicles and that's the way it's going to stay!!
One other yucky snake story. My parents had a pick-up truck-- on the way home from camping one time a bird was flying over them w/ a snake hanging from it's "mouth". It dropped the snake (about 3 feet long) into the bed of the truck. The bed of the truck was filled with all the camping gear. As well as the "back" window being open. Both my parents were freaking out. They unloaded the truck w/ long sticks and such.