LadyyRedd
<font color=red>Someone stole my toothpaste/Chapst
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Saturday morning I had plans to go to a fairly local amusement park (King's Dominion) with my sis and another friend.
So I got up, showered, got dressed, came downstairs and fed the cat. Tossed my leftover sub in the microwave (from the day before's lunch) and proceeded to get the mayo and ketchup out of the fridge.
I dropped the mayo.
It came open.
I had mayo EVERYWHERE in my kitchen. Just gobs of it. INCLUDING ALL OVER MY PANTS!
Boy was I ticked at myself. After disrobing in the kitchen and putting the soiled clothes in the laundry room, I spent 20 minutes cleaning the kitchen. Then I rinsed my clothes out, put stain stick on them, and went to head upstairs to change.
Did I mention that the cat took off out of the kitchen when the mayo hit the floor? I then discovered that he had mayo all over his back. Oh yes, wonderful.
I went upstairs to change. Discovered that apparently the cat had decided to roll around on one of the steps after being spattered by mayo.
Changed and went back down. Cleaned the steps and then proceeded to try to clean the cat.
Ever wrestle an 18.5 pound cat with a soapy towel?
Kimya
So I got up, showered, got dressed, came downstairs and fed the cat. Tossed my leftover sub in the microwave (from the day before's lunch) and proceeded to get the mayo and ketchup out of the fridge.
I dropped the mayo.
It came open.
I had mayo EVERYWHERE in my kitchen. Just gobs of it. INCLUDING ALL OVER MY PANTS!
Boy was I ticked at myself. After disrobing in the kitchen and putting the soiled clothes in the laundry room, I spent 20 minutes cleaning the kitchen. Then I rinsed my clothes out, put stain stick on them, and went to head upstairs to change.
Did I mention that the cat took off out of the kitchen when the mayo hit the floor? I then discovered that he had mayo all over his back. Oh yes, wonderful.
I went upstairs to change. Discovered that apparently the cat had decided to roll around on one of the steps after being spattered by mayo.
Changed and went back down. Cleaned the steps and then proceeded to try to clean the cat.
Ever wrestle an 18.5 pound cat with a soapy towel?
Kimya

. But this little tale had me laughing so much that I had to read it to my DH since we don't like mayo but love kitties
. I bet your kitty's coat is all nice and shiny now
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I have an 8 year old stray that I found as a kitten eating out of a dumpster at work. I would be surprised if she weighed 5lbs. She is very small.
You look very familar, have I seen you somewhere before??? 