Kimmie5870
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I thought I would share this email that DH received this morning
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife turning back and forth,
looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off,
he asked what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd like t obe six again", she replied,
still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags theme park,
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park:the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster roller coaster....
everything there was! Five hours later they staggered out
of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach
felt upside down.
He then took her to McDonalds where he ordered her
a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie,popcorn,a soda pop and her
favorite candy,M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed
into bed exhuasted,
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well Dear, what was it like being six again???"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expresssion suddenly changed
"I meant my Dress Size, you dumba**!!!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get
it wrong!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife turning back and forth,
looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off,
he asked what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd like t obe six again", she replied,
still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags theme park,
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park:the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster roller coaster....
everything there was! Five hours later they staggered out
of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach
felt upside down.
He then took her to McDonalds where he ordered her
a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie,popcorn,a soda pop and her
favorite candy,M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed
into bed exhuasted,
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well Dear, what was it like being six again???"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expresssion suddenly changed
"I meant my Dress Size, you dumba**!!!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get
it wrong!
