Enjoy Ohioans... Jeff Foxworthys take on us :)

[lindakmonty]

Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio:
>
> All I have to say is "Go Bucks!"
> You might be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh), if:
> You think all Pro football teams are supposed to
> wear orange!
> You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter,
> almost winter and
> construction.
> You live less than 30 miles from some college or
> university.
> You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe
> for candied ones.
> "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the
> river" means "south."
> You know if other Ohioans are from southern or
> northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
> You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy,
> Bellefontaine,
> Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in
> Cincinnati.
> "Vacation! " means spending a day at Cedar Point in
> the summer and deer hunting in the fall.
> You measure distance in minutes.
> Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
> Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
> You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the
> same day.
> You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of
> July.
> You end your sentences! with an unnecessary
> preposition.
> For example:
> "Where's my coat at?"
> You install security lights on your house and
> garage and leave both
> unlocked.
> You think of the major four food groups as corn,
> pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
> You carry jumper cables in your car.
> You know what 'pop' is.
> You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
> over a snowsuit.
> Driving is better in the winter because the
> potholes are filled
> with snow.
> (Amen!)
> You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a
> flannel nightgown.
> The local paper covers national and international
> headlines on one page but requires six pages for
> sports.
> You know which leafs make good toilet paper.

Thought this was too acurate and had to share !!!
>

 

[noodleknitter]

Sad, but true!

 

[jme829]

Hmmm I think I can relate to most of these...!!!!

 

[Cindy B]

LOL! I only lived in Ohio for four years, but most of it is true for me as well.

I can definetely relate with the snowsuit covering the Halloween costume-my poor son had to deal with that.

 

[helenabear]

You know if other Ohioans are from southern or
> northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.

This one is soooo true! Living in Columbus I get to hear the mix of it all

I love these, and found all to be very true

 

[curiouser]

> You carry jumper cables in your car.

Wait... every one else doesn't do that?

 

[marybet]

I love being from Ohio.

 

[vsimeone]

I work in Tuscarawas County which has been the number one county in deer kill for the last several years and we have had school canceled because of heat, cold, flu and flood!

Guess where I live? O hi uh!