The evening of New Year's Day, 2005, arrival day, we went to PI instead of burning a hopper day, we got into line for the Comedy Warehouse, first show. Behind us was a late 20 ish couple and behind them some young women, we entered the theater and went down the stairs, third row from the top, left side, so in that row it was we two, the 20 somethings to our right, the young women to their right. The show started with the typical request for topics for a song or sketch, whatever, and the gal who was half of the 20ish couple yelled out a few things which were ignored, or not heard, and it became very clear that she was, not drunk, but BOMBED, and this was at 7:20 pm. My pic here should be proof enough that I have no qualms about adult beverages, but this gal was very well oiled for that time of night.
Anyway... as each of her suggestions was passed over and someone else's was taken, she began to loudly complain, 'Oh, that's lame!, 'What's wrong with mine?'. Her boyfriend, or escort, tried to shush her to no avail, finally dragging her to her feet, she needed the help, and they started out. Without any provocation or warning, she slugged one of the women to the right, directly in the head, and the two continued on their way. Magically, plainclothes security materialized and detained them, tended to the victim, not badly hurt, offered the woman and friends a free drink and that was that. I didn't see where security took the drunk and her friend, but I doubt they let them go in PI.
Bill From PA
Anyway... as each of her suggestions was passed over and someone else's was taken, she began to loudly complain, 'Oh, that's lame!, 'What's wrong with mine?'. Her boyfriend, or escort, tried to shush her to no avail, finally dragging her to her feet, she needed the help, and they started out. Without any provocation or warning, she slugged one of the women to the right, directly in the head, and the two continued on their way. Magically, plainclothes security materialized and detained them, tended to the victim, not badly hurt, offered the woman and friends a free drink and that was that. I didn't see where security took the drunk and her friend, but I doubt they let them go in PI.
Bill From PA

(at least then me and my soon to be 13 year old sone would have something in common!)