That was too funny. Sadly though, it reminded me of a campsite timeshare place my wife and I toured 20 years ago. The owner showed us around. She was most proud of their new bathrooms and made my wife and I go in both. She introduced us to a couple who had bought into the program. They were two old drunks drinking beer at 11am (and I think they had been going strong for several hours.) As we walked away from them, the owner told us that they have a strict policy of making people using can covers to protect the interests of "the little ones." My wife and I told them we weren't really in to camping, preferring to vacation in large cities. We were told we could easily trade our time for places like New York. Eventually, the place was shut down, the owner was jailed and the "clubhouse" was converted to a strip joint.