Dumb joke thread

[Grandma Bear]

What is a hamburger's favorite song?

Home, home on the range.

 

[Steamboat Marti]

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they open

 

[disneymom3]

How do you get an elephant out of the theater?





You can't. It's in their blood.




(I kid you not. That is the joke. It was told to me be a friend who thinks it is hilarious.)