Dumb Criminals

[Feralpeg]

Two coeds were raped in an apartment complex near the University of Central Florida. The guy, who lived in a place near the apartment complex, broke into the first apartment and raped the girl. Later in the day, he broke into another apartment and raped the other girl.

Before he left the apartments, he wrote down his cell phone for both girls! Thank goodness for stupid criminals! Needless to say, he's been arrested.

 

[KarenAylwood]

That's absolutely horrible that that happened.

But wow, he really was dumb! Thank goodness for that!!

 

[Hercules10]

***?!?!?!?!?!?!

OK, I feel bad for the young ladies. Guys who rape need to be castrated.

But this guy needs to be wiped from the gene pool for sheer stupidity....what did he think? That the girls were sooooo turned on by him that they'd call him later? whaddadumaz.

 

[CharityLynn]

here is another for you:

Believe it or not, but a man arrested for wearing see-through pants. One women that this man allegedly harassed was stuck with vivid memories of the incident. The young man was been charged with several counts of indecent exposure after he allegedly exposed his genitals to several women. According to police, the mans pants were made of a transparent plastic-type material and he was going comando. This sick man allegedly would walk up to his victims and attempt to engage them in conversation, directing their gaze towards his lower region. Well, some guys just don’t undestand that you can’t be so forward with women that have just met. Hopefully this dummy will learn how to approach a woman properly someday.

 

[CharityLynn]

or:

A man allegedly held up a bank but returned the cash after feeling guilty about the whole ordeal. Just a few minutes after he left the bank with just over one thousand dollars in cash, the apologetic robber returned to make financial amends, according to police. According to the chief, after the heist, the suspect walked to a coin-operated laundry a block away and watched as police cars raced past the location to the crime scene. The suspect walked back to the bank, but was unable to reenter the establishment, because banking industry protocol dictates that banks be locked down after a robbery. The man banged on the windows and caught the attention of the very teller he had robbed. The woman alerted officers, who arrested the man without incident.


These and many other stories of dumb crimals are at Dumbcriminals.com

 

[CharityLynn]

this one is just too funny:

If you’re dissatisfied with the service when you’re out to lunch, don’t call the police because they don’t want to hear about it. Thirty-year old Sharita Williams of Houma (LA) allegedly dialed 9-1-1 to complain about her cold onion rings. She told the operator that the waiter at the Malt-N-Burger in Thibodaux refused to replace them. The police showed up, but it was to arrest Williams for wasting police resources. She is due in court next month.

 

[dcentity2000]

CharityLynn, I love your signature!

Sorry for the o/t response



Rich::

 

[MissMinnie]

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it today!

 

[CharityLynn]

CharityLynn, I love your signature!

Sorry for the o/t response



Rich::

Thanks

 

[tiberius]

That is completely terrible, at least the criminal was so dumb as to all but turn himself in. As a former policeman, I love a good dumb criminal story--and I have a few!

On the plus side, feralpeg, that is a good looking Golden you have there.