Dumb Blonde Jokes.

[VolleyballQt07]

THE BLONDE YEAR IN REVIEW

March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because
the box said "2-4 years."

April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets.

June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a
slope.

July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to
the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their
locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the
top was down.

September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."

November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour
per pound and she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone
button.

 

[AngienLuLu]

I'm brunette, but everyone says I'm blonde on the inside
The blonde was speeding down the road and a blonde cop pulls her over and asks to see her drivers license. The Blonde driver replies with "Whats a drivers license?" "It's a little square thing that looks like you", said the cop. So the blonde looks through her purse and she pulls out a compact mirror and gives it to the cop. The blonde cop looks at it and says, "Well if you would of told me you were a cop in the first place, I never would have pulled you over!"

 

[The_Ryno]

How did the Blonde try to kill the fish?
By drowning it.


How did the Blonde try to kill the bird?
By throwing it off a cliff.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

How did the blonde cross the road?
She never did. She got some paint and painted a cross on the side of the road she was already on.

 

[Saintzgurl]

i dont get it... Just kidding

Im blonde and I dont take offense at all.

1. How do you get a one armed blonde to fall out of a tree? Wave at her.
2. How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

 

[wilmabride'sdaughter]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

 

[x2abercrombie2x]

haha...nice one!!^

 

[rnrlover]

LOVE IT Blonde on the inside....blonde on the outside! The other day I tried to put my sneakers in the freezer! lol not purpose!


Got one.




A blonde walks in to a SEARS, and asks,can I buy that TV? The salesman promptly says no.

The blonde thinks its because of her hainr color, so she dies her hair.
The Blonde goes back to the store and again says Can I buy that TV?

Again the salesman (same salesman) says no again.

The blonde shaves all her hair off including eyebrows, and goes back to the store.

Again she asks. Can I buy that TV?

The Slaesman (same one) says

No you can't, Thats a microwave!

lol
Fave sorta cept 4 July!

 

[Tinker Rose]

I'm brunette, but blond on the inside (A.K.A. A Pineapple), and I'm blonder than all my blond friends, hahahahaha

One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the brunette pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird.."

The blonde looks around around up in the sky for a few minutes and says "hmm, I don't see any dead ones."

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Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
Cuz they dont have the recipe