Dumb Blonde Jokes.

[DisGirlAllie]

Okay I am blonde. Very blonde. I have very blonde hair but my brain is not blonde at all. My friend and I find dumb blonde jokes hysterical and not offensive. They are so genius and hillarious! I don't know about you but I love them! I have many to tell. But I'll only say 2.

#1: "If you're blonde and you know it clap your hands" *snap, snap*
#2: A blonde and a brunette jump off a building. Who lands first? The brunette. The blonde forgot to jump. (Or another version is the blonde had to stop and ask for directions)

So what are your opinions on dumb blonde jokes?

 

[C.J. Sparrow]

One way to kill a blonde is to give her a kitchen knife, and then tell her to say The Pledge of Allegiance. (I know, gruesome.)

There's a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde who are trying to swim to a desert island because they are fed up with life in the city. The island is 50 miles away. The redhead goes first, swimming 20 miles, but gets killed by a shark. The brunette goes next, swimming 40 miles, but getts exhausted and loses the will to live halfway through and drowns. The blond goes last, and she took swimming class and thinks that this won't be a problem. She swims 49.80 miles, but gets extremely tired and swims back to where she came from.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

One way to kill a blonde is to give her a kitchen knife, and then tell her to say The Pledge of Allegiance. (I know, gruesome.)

There's a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde who are trying to swim to a desert island because they are fed up with life in the city. The island is 50 miles away. The redhead goes first, swimming 20 miles, but gets killed by a shark. The brunette goes next, swimming 40 miles, but getts exhausted and loses the will to live halfway through and drowns. The blond goes last, and she took swimming class and thinks that this won't be a problem. She swims 49.80 miles, but gets extremely tired and swims back to where she came from.

 

[BabyPiglet]

I find blonde jokes semi-offensive. I laugh occaisonally at them, but most of the time they bug me.

 

[eeyore.luver<3]

im not blonde..but i find blonde jokes offensive...i try to avoid telling jokes about any specifically stereotyped group of people

 

[Mickey1122]

Hahaha. We need AngienLulu. She posted a thread a while back called "Blond Year In Review." It was really funny. I'll try and find a link.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

I have a blonde-like brain sometimes. Usually, I'm normal. (Pooja if you're reading this, stop laughing now. xD) Sometimes, the jokes make me laugh, other times, the don't. I don't tell them, though.

 

[Blonde Pixie]

I am really blonde and ocassionally have moments of blondishness. I really don't get bothered by the jokes though. I do resemble alot of them most of the time though.

 

[VolleyballQt07]

There's a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde who are trying to swim to a desert island because they are fed up with life in the city. The island is 50 miles away. The redhead goes first, swimming 20 miles, but gets killed by a shark. The brunette goes next, swimming 40 miles, but getts exhausted and loses the will to live halfway through and drowns. The blond goes last, and she took swimming class and thinks that this won't be a problem. She swims 49.80 miles, but gets extremely tired and swims back to where she came from.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Hahaha. We need AngienLulu. She posted a thread a while back called "Blond Year In Review." It was really funny. I'll try and find a link.

Oh I gotta get that link!

 

[CastawayJ]

not a blond joke

when you die your story goes in a book

here are 3 entries one after the other

1)im a windowasher and my cables broke. so i grabed a ledge as i fell, but some guy comes and smashes my fingers. i fall to the ground and barly survive when a refrigerator lands on me

2)i hear my wife is cheating on me so i come home from work early. theres the guy poseing as a window cleaner right in fron of my nose when i get home. i cut his cables but he grabs a ledge so i take a hammer to his knuckles. when he lands on the ground he is still living so i throw a refridgerator over the side onto him, somehow my belt caught on the refrigerator and fell to my death

3)i was nude in a refrigerator

 

[Princess Ash]

Haha, I think blond jokes are VERY funny. (and i'm kinda blond)

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are taking a road trip when their car stalls in the middle of a desert. They realize they have to get out and go to the next town to get help. The brunette brings a bottle of water in case they get dehydrated. The red head gets the suntan lotion out of their suitcases so they don't get sunstroke when walking. They are ready to go when they see the blond trying to pull her car door off the hinge. They ask her what she is doing. "I need to bring the door so I can open the window if it gets hot!" FAV. BLONDE. JOKE. EVER.

 

[AngienLuLu]

Hahaha. We need AngienLulu. She posted a thread a while back called "Blond Year In Review." It was really funny. I'll try and find a link.

Haha. Yes, blonde year in review.

Yeah, as many know, I take NO OFFENSE to blonde jokes AT ALL.

 

[AngienLuLu]

THE BLONDE YEAR IN REVIEW

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit
into the typewriter.

March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because
the box said "2-4 years."

April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets.

June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a
slope.

July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to
the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their
locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the
top was down.

September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."

October - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour
per pound and she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone
button.

 

[Mickey1122]

Hahahaha

 

[AngienLuLu]

Oh, it never gets old.

 

[x2abercrombie2x]

There are 3 blonde girls stranded on an island. A magic genie shows up and tells them they each get one wish. The red head wishes to go back home. The brunette wishes a hot guy comes to rescue her and take her home. And the blonde said she misses her friends and wants them back with her on the island. haha....

 

[DisGirlAllie]

 

[CheezDoodle]

I'm brunette, but everyone says I'm blonde on the inside

The blonde was speeding down the road and a blonde cop pulls her over and asks to see her drivers license. The Blonde driver replies with "Whats a drivers license?" "It's a little square thing that looks like you", said the cop. So the blonde looks through her purse and she pulls out a compact mirror and gives it to the cop. The blonde cop looks at it and says, "Well if you would of told me you were a cop in the first place, I never would have pulled you over!"

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Blonde Year in Review is Hillarious. I think I need a link to the original thread!