For me the order of favorites would be:
Ringnes (In the classic king size of course)
Casablanca (I like the spiced flavor, goes good with lamb)
Guinness (My favorite mass produced beer in real life)
DosEquis (Don't drink the water, Do drink the beer)
Becks Dark (I always say nein, Not German for no. English for give me nine)
Bass (they really need to get some real ale here)
Kirin (Kind of like pale ale meets American beer)
And Lastly, while I realize it is not a beer, and I realize it is not in WS, The Lodge Fizz from the WL is one of the finest alcoholic beverages on this or any other planet.