Drinking The Kool-aid, DISney-washing the DH (COMPLETED 12/13) New!!!

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Drinking The Kool-aid, DISney-washing the DH (the Pre-trip)

If you care to read it, there is also a post HERE that you can read that tells the story of the birth of all of this mayhem, aka “what possessed me to give Disney thousands of our dollars.” For those that went to read that, my apologies for the gross-out and you will see that the characters have changed a bit, but you will soon see why.


For the rest of you, grab your mouse and let’s go…

Characters:

Me - Steph - aka, Mom, Mommy, Pretty Lady (that's what DH calls me). :love: 38 years old, way ”in to” pirates. pirate: POTC was my favorite ride growing up in So. California, going to DL. Went to WDW for a couple of whirlwind days tagging along with friends in ’91.

DH - Crashdad - aka Dad, Daddy, Crash and Brickhead (to his coworkers there is a whole story about that, but perhaps another time?), and Sweetie (that's what I call him). 38 years old, loves his family, works too hard, and loves the fact that I bring out the Tigger in him. Likes to pretend that I talked him into this Disney stuff, but we really know the truth. He has always wanted to see "the Big Ball" (SE to you and me).

Present in Spirit, or making cameos - Kids: 16, 7, 6 and my Mom, Step-dad, MIL, and crazy band of Vikings many of us have come to know (and wub) as the Maelstrommers of NorVAY!

Foreword:

It all started easily enough (ok maybe not so easily, if you read my first pre-trip, or shall we call that the Pre-pretrippy?), a decision to book a "once-in-a-lifetime" Christmas trip for the whole family with all the trimmings. Easy! Just www.disneyworld.com and click a few buttons and viola, you have yourself a trip. However, as you will see it turned out a bit differently…

Part One: The Kool-Aid is Prepared!

Just because I am me, it just can't be that easy. Click, click, click, trip????? No way!? So I found myself on the DIS searching and researching... hmmmm what's this TGM I keep seeing, and what's with all these acronyms.. CRT, CBR, DVC, POR, ToT, RnR.... great googly moogly, it's like alphabet soup! Have I mentioned that I love alphabet soup? Yep, I wonder if that cheese soup in Canada is as good?? Can’t wait to try it… in December :rolleyes:

Oh where was I? Oh yes, I remember. So, I am a punch-every-button-try-every-knob kinda gal, and the DIS fed my info frenzy to a fever pitch! Of course then it happened, I found the Trip Report boards and started reading them to DH...

I regaled him with tales of other people’s trips (you know who you ALL are) and the unending antics of the Maelstrommers of NorVAY. ;-)

Eventually, he started calling me from work saying things like: "How many more months until our December trip?" and “Can you call Texas Roadhouse and try to get us an ADR for tonight?”

The Kool-Aid Ferments (a little):

I found the food pics threads and showed them to DH. The Kool-aid became merlot, baby! He started saying things like “So how’s that DVC thing work again?” and “Are we going to eat there? Not this trip, huh?” Did you catch that: THIS TRIP. We haven’t even been there yet and he’s starting to drink the Kool-Aid!!

Some back story and a side note: This is my second marriage, hence the large gap between my oldest child and my youngest. My DH had never been married. As we were dating I discovered all sorts of things about him. He had never eaten lobster, or salmon (now one of his favorites), and a host of other things. So, many of our dates were full of new dining experiences, for him. So fast forward more than a year later, we are at a dinner party thrown by one of our friends from church where we broke the happy news that we were expecting our first child together! Over coffee and dessert we all start reminiscing about the day we all met etc… Have you ever said something that was the worst possible thing to say for the setting, taken out of context???? Well I did. Here we were, surrounded by all our church friends reminiscing about the time that had passed, when I make the following nonchalant statement: “Yes, Crashdad and I have had a lot of firsts together.” :eek:
The room immediately bursts into fits of hysterical laughter. To which, I :o and gushed “I didn’t mean THAT! Get your minds out of the gutter!” I then try to explain myself, which only adds fuel to the fire. NEVER, I repeat never try to explain your way out of an innocent comment gone wrong. Don’t do it, learn from my mistake. It is a moment that we still snicker over to this day… :lmao: All of this to explain that my hubby and I have a “dining history”…


Because what happens next in our story is this, the really magic words: Free Dining!

BAM... SHAZAM!!! A few phone calls to Mom to see if she can watch the kids, a couple of conversations at work for the time off, and trip number 2 is BOOKED! This one with no kids!!! Sept 30-Oct2 Pop Century, here we come!

So, now we have 2. Count them 2, trips booked to the Happiest Place on Earth. Yipppeee!!! Wait, that means 2 reports… no wait one really long one – I dunno we’ll just have to play that by the mouseears???
:earsboy:

We have never taken a trip alone, ever. We so often refer to each other as Mommy and Daddy to our kids that we often find ourselves re-introducing ourselves to one another on those rare occasions that we are alone. "Hi, I'm Eeyore. What's your name?" I fully expect this to be the first thing that he says to me when we get seated on our plane to MCO (only with his real name, which is not DH or Eeyore... I think...).

We can scarce imagine what 4 days without them will be like, but here's a shot at it:

Liberty Tree Tavern
Wishes
Spectromagic
Mama Melrose's Fantasmic Dinner Package
Flying Fish (hmm maybe we'll eat some more lobster here??? Actually it isn't even on the menu) ;)
Illuminations


Oh yes, a certain Viking Trek in NorVAY with my crazed DIS friends ;-) Maelstrom is a fastpasss??!! Baby!!

And let's not forget the F&WF in Epcot, shall we? More “firsts” for us!!! Heh, heh ;)

Up next: Someone Almost Spilled the Koolaid...
 
Great start, AvatarQueen! Almost makes me glad to be stuck at my second job, waiting for pizza to arrive, surfin' the net, and feeding my Disney addiction.

Please, ma'am, can I have some more? :sunny:
 
Oh goodie! Finally the Princess of NorVAY has started her trip report. Your DH sounds adorable. How does this DVC thing work? where will we eat on this trip? I love it!
TwinkieMama
ps just got back from a mommy-daddy only trip to WDW :thumbsup2 :thumbsup2 it was great.... and you have already dealt with the only downside- missing the kidcakes- by already having a family trip planned in just a few whiles
 
Eventually, he started calling me from work saying things like: "How many more months until our December trip?" and “Can you call Texas Roadhouse and try to get us an ADR for tonight?”

Steph!!!!!!

He is assimilated!!!! :teeth:

PS~ even tho I love ya, I gotta say:

FLAGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Man.. dwats.. flagged on my own trip report. Is that legal? I need an official ruling in this from the RULZZZ from GACat!!!??

:rolleyes1
 
Steph, great start, can't wait to hear how it turns out.

Love your writing style (not to mention your mad avatar skillz :teeth: )
I'll be following your story.

See you near the trolls...
 
JavaSteph:

Oh yes, a certain Viking Trek in NorVAY with my crazed DIS friends ;-) Maelstrom is a fastpasss??!! Baby!!

And let's not forget the F&WF in Epcot, shall we? More “firsts” for us!!! Heh, heh

Oh, I'm sure there will be many more "firsts".........you can count on that!

:banana: :banana: :banana:

(Great P-T BTW)

:moped:
 
javamom said:
“Yes, Eeyore and I have had a lot of firsts together.”

Would you care to enumerate those firsts Steph? ;)
 
SNAP - Did your pizza ever arrive? ;)

YAK - Umm, yes I am sure there will be more "firsts," but I may not include all of them in our trippie ;) :joker:

Haley and Em's Mom - Thanks! :thumbsup2

and of course Gentleman JW50:

Umm, no, see I learned my lesson. But it bears repeating: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, try to explain your way out of an innocent comment gone wrong, or an ICGW as it were. So, there will be no enumeration of these events beyond the foodstuff's that have already been mentioned...
:rolleyes1
 
Goody! A new Trip report to read from the beginning!
You guys sound SOOO funny!

I guess the "Flagged" is an inside joke, yes?
 
Yes, the flagging is a Maestrom anomaly. It's like getting 2 posts for the price of one, sort of.

Although I am still awaiting my official ruling from Georgia Aristocat as to whether this "Rule" also applies to Maelstrom trip reports???? :confused3


In the meatime, I had better try to find that edit button...
 
Steph, I'm with Em'smom re: the decision to edit or not to edit over here - sorry, Sher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
ah it's no big whoop, we're just being silly... as usual :) It's just a lot more fun to pull GACat into the whole thing :)


LY/MI!!
 
javamom said:
Yes, the flagging is a Maestrom anomaly. It's like getting 2 posts for the price of one, sort of.

Although I am still awaiting my official ruling from Georgia Aristocat as to whether this "Rule" also applies to Maelstrom trip reports???? :confused3


In the meatime, I had better try to find that edit button...
Steph!!!!!!

I think you may have misremembered.

Although Kitty is the Rule Book Writer.

I am The Enforcer.

:teeth:

BTW~ When's the next install????
 
Ok Java - Queen of Avatars.....Glad to see the pre trip of the 1st pre trip. Is that possible :smooth:
 
Someone Almost Spilled the Koolaid:

So, the Free Dining trip is all booked when one day I call my dear Mom. During the course of the conversation, the upcoming trip is mentioned. Seems somewhere along the lines she forgot the part about watching the kids. DOH! :scared1:

No harm though, all is set right and there is still plenty of time for the arrangements to be made.
:crazy:

We all chalk it up to my Mom changing Nanny jobs at the same time all of this happened and she just got a bit stressed out and remembered it wrong. A few forwarded reply emails and her memory is right back where it ought to be. Love my Mom, am soooo glad that she (really does) still have her faculties about her. Crashdad's mother has Alzheimer's and let me tell you, that is one complicated disease. I often count my blessings that my Mom is still so strong and self-sufficient. Still, I worry about the years to come all too soon with her 2 states away. But I digress, sorry.

The Anticipation Before That First Big Gulp:

You now how it feels when you are really thirsty and you pour a tall, cool glass of liquid refreshment? You can almost taste it already, can’t you? That’s what waiting for this trip is like.

Flights: Check, re check, scheduled, re-scheduled.... sheesh, stop changing my flights will ya?!
Free Dining and Hotel: Check
MYW Non-hoppers: Check
New Luggage: Check
Mom: Check and double, make that triple, Check
ADRs: Check, ok changed a few ump-teen times, but yes CHECK!
(btw did anyone here get called by Disney Dining today, I did, a friendly reminder to make my ADRs....lol)
Post-9/11 Air Travel Rules: Check
ME tags: Check :sunny:
Self-Tanner (that’s for you L2): Check (Hey I’m a pale-faced Midwesterner)
Passporter: Check
TGM tips: Check
Disney Visa: Check
Souvenir Shopping List for Kids: Check
Provisions for Pets: Check
Stuff For the Kids to Take to Moms: Check, Check, Check

What have I misssed....? Whatever I have missed I am sure it will turn up later in this report... :rolleyes1

Now, it should be said that the kids are DISney-washed too. They walk around singing “brains on a bun” (thanks Mel) and calling each other Saladhead (thanks Kim). My son commented just last night that, “Daddy is just like Mel Happyhaunt’s husband.” I say, “Come again, how so?” He says, “He doesn’t like to get picked for stuff.”
:cool:

Well, knock me over with a feather I read that stuff to them months ago… months! You can do that when you start planning a WDW trip almost a YEAR in advance ;) So the whole crew is revved up and ready to get to The World. :dance3:

Another aside: I think I mentioned already that Crashdad’s mom has Alzheimer’s. Some days she is rational, and other days she is the person that we refer to as Sybil. Sybil is not a pleasant person. We know because we tried moving MIL in with us when it became apparent that she could no longer live alone. Unfortunately, Sybil spoiled everything by waking everyone up in the middle of the night on a regular basis to rant about imaginary and impossible things. This was not good for any of us, so MIL went to live in an assisted living center. I nice one! She has an adorable little apartment and lots of friends and things to do every day. On her good says she loves it there and couldn’t imagine leaving. One her bad days, Crashdad is the anti-christ and everything in the world is his fault, personally. :darth:

Needless to say, Crashdad is very ready for this vacation. However, the neighbors made on offer on his Mom’s property and he decided that it was better to sell it to them than have the State take it eventually. All the money goes toward her care, and the whole thing is coordinated with the State. So, between now and Sept 30th, Crashdad has to go through a lifetime of stuff at the house and decide what to keep, sell, or throw away. :sad2: I guess that I should mention that he is an only-child as well. No one to fight with, but no one to help either. Not an easy task, even if he wanted to do it. He is sooooo ready for this trip and he hasn’t even started this arduous task. Many thanks to my DISfriends that have sent prayers and pixie dust our way. We really do appreciate it. Whereas, my hubby reads some of what I do on the DIS, he will likely never post here, it’s just not his thing. He’s not an Internet posting kind of guy. But trust that he does know about all the prayers, pixie dust, and well wishes. Thanks so much to you all!

Great googly moogly, the ice cubes in this BIG GULP are melting already…. Come on Sept 29th, aka The Day Before the Big Gulp!

I am not sure how much more I will be posting between now and this big milestone, but I have learned that you never know when something is going to come along to Stir the Koolaid...

popcorn::
 
my DISfriends
Steph~

I just made a comment earlier today that echoed this sentiment. Same as I've seen some others we know express.

I was watching the news report about Ernesto. And how it may affect some of my DISfriends.

I don't think a day goes by when there isn't something that happens to remind me of you all.

Or.

Something crazy that happens that I can't wait to share. :teeth:
 
Your (pre) trip report is so good
it is so good when it hits your lips.
 








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