There will soon be a news story about a woman found buried under a mountain of jelly filled donuts who was discovered only after the entire neighborhood saw white billowing clouds of what they assumed to be smoke, coming from her residence. The "smoke" turned out to be powder from the donuts. Unfortunately,workers had a hard time rescuing her as the door was glued shut with custard and the floor was slippery with the remains of protein shakes being tossed aside in favor of said donuts
I'm just a bit demented today.