Don't worry...Dr. Phil is here.

[AllyGirlie]

Dear Very-Ignored-By-Dr.-Phil-and-is-threatening-to-switch-to-dear-abbey,

I've noticed that too. I'm sorry that you have been ignored. "Dr. Phil" is a good doctor and you need to have faith in him.


Sincerely,
Dr.-Phil-needs-to-stop-ignoring-his-other-patients

 

[Princess Ash]

Dear Very-Ignored-By-Dr.-Phil-and-is-threatening-to-switch-to-dear-abbey,

I've noticed that too. I'm sorry that you have been ignored. "Dr. Phil" is a good doctor and you need to have faith in him.


Sincerely,
Dr.-Phil-needs-to-stop-ignoring-his-other-patients

Dear Dr.-Phil-needs-to-stop-ignoring-his-other-patients...

I am really Tyra from the Tyra Show in disguise...I am better

Sincerely,
In-cognito

PS-I might make my own thread...
PPS-Oprah really doesn't like Dr. Phil at all...she told me so...hahahaha

 

[CASTAWAYCAYCUTIE]

this thread is getting so funny!

 

[AllyGirlie]

Dear In-cognito,

Ohhhhhh..

Sincerely,
Understands fully

 

[MuNkY]

To stay on topic...

Dear Dr. Phil,

I have found a new disease...it is called Confusionious-Calculi-Advancedius...
I know this...because it is killing me...

Thought you'd like to know.

Sincerely,
You-Really-Are-A-Bad-Dr.-Phil-No-Offense HAHAHAHA

PS- If you really think I'm dying of a disease, anyone, then you're dumb...

This doesn't have a question in it. Hence I can't give an answer.

Dear Dr. Phil,

I am paranoid and OCD...this is my second letter. You haven't answered my last one.
WHERE ARE YOU???

Sincerely,
Paranoid-Insomniac

PS- I AM KIDDING PEOPLE!!!

You didn't ask a question in your last one so I didn't give an answer.

Dear Dr. Phil

I have a very very very bad head cold. I had to stay home from school today, but I never miss a day of school. How can I get rid of this guilty feeling? Also, should I be doing work today? Or just laying around doing nothing?

Sincerely,
Germ-Ball

Enjoy your day off.

Dear Dr. Phil...

You ignore all of my questions, and answer everyone else's...why?

Sincerely,
Very-Ignored-By-Dr.-Phil-and-is-threatening-to-switch-to-dear-abbey

I just answered your one question.

Dear Dr.-Phil-needs-to-stop-ignoring-his-other-patients...

I am really Tyra from the Tyra Show in disguise...I am better

Sincerely,
In-cognito

PS-I might make my own thread...
PPS-Oprah really doesn't like Dr. Phil at all...she told me so...hahahaha

I don't like her either.





Happy now?

 

[Princess Ash]

Dear Dr. Phil,

I am more-so happy now, even though I am now having my own advice thread. Have you read my response to EVERY SINGLE ONE of your questions yet?

Sincerely,
Tyra

 

[MuNkY]

Dear Dr. Phil,

I am more-so happy now, even though I am now having my own advice thread. Have you read my response to EVERY SINGLE ONE of your questions yet?

Sincerely,
Tyra

I don't think you answered why you wern't answering people.

 

[AllyGirlie]

Dear "Dr. Phil,"

I am now well on my way to a planet called Kushkayug, 3 trillion lightyears away. At first I was excited, but then as things settled in I became uneasy. I am beginning to suspect that these aliens may not be the kind and peaceful ones you described. Many things have happened that have led me to this conclusion. First, they tried to eat my cat. About an hour into the trip I walked into a room to discover my cat backed into a corner surrounded by the aliens each with some sort of insturment in their hand (I am not sure what they were as their technology is far more advanced, but they did not look good). My cat is safely hidden now. Second, I saw them going through my things as if they were looking for something specific and when they saw me ran. They looked like they were up to something. Lastly, the thing that has kept me on the look out. A few hours ago, they locked me in my room. There was no way to get out so I had to crawl through the air vents. On my way through them I passed a room and saw the leaders in what looked like some sort of office. They said that this 1 Munga is not going to be enough to feed the entire Kluskamung population. I didn't know what they meant and then it hit me - I am the Munga. As I did more digging I found out that the Mungas are the sole source of food for the Kluskamungs and recently through greed and disease the Mungas have pretty much become extinct except for a few hidden on Earth. I am scared and I don't know what to do. "Dr. Phil" what should I do?

Sincerely,
Terrified Alien Girl

 

[MuNkY]

Dear "Dr. Phil,"

I am now well on my way to a planet called Kushkayug, 3 trillion lightyears away. At first I was excited, but then as things settled in I became uneasy. I am beginning to suspect that these aliens may not be the kind and peaceful ones you described. Many things have happened that have led me to this conclusion. First, they tried to eat my cat. About an hour into the trip I walked into a room to discover my cat backed into a corner surrounded by the aliens each with some sort of insturment in their hand (I am not sure what they were as their technology is far more advanced, but they did not look good). My cat is safely hidden now. Second, I saw them going through my things as if they were looking for something specific and when they saw me ran. They looked like they were up to something. Lastly, the thing that has kept me on the look out. A few hours ago, they locked me in my room. There was no way to get out so I had to crawl through the air vents. On my way through them I passed a room and saw the leaders in what looked like some sort of office. They said that this 1 Munga is not going to be enough to feed the entire Kluskamung population. I didn't know what they meant and then it hit me - I am the Munga. As I did more digging I found out that the Mungas are the sole source of food for the Kluskamungs and recently through greed and disease the Mungas have pretty much become extinct except for a few hidden on Earth. I am scared and I don't know what to do. "Dr. Phil" what should I do?

Sincerely,
Terrified Alien Girl

Your right. That's not your true parents. They arrived at my door today demanding what happened. Don't worry, they are only a few minutes behind you, with their entire army. Lucky for you, you are the Xoogian princess. (Munga is slang used by the Kluskamungs). The Xoogians may not fight a whole lot, but they know how to get things done when they have to. You will be in good hands soon. The Xoogian king and queen (your parents) will not allow you to be taken away like this, seeing as you are their heir. (meaning you will inherit the galaxy they control).

Dr. Phil.

 

[The Dark Dancer]

Dear "Dr. Phil,"

I am now well on my way to a planet called Kushkayug, 3 trillion lightyears away. At first I was excited, but then as things settled in I became uneasy. I am beginning to suspect that these aliens may not be the kind and peaceful ones you described. Many things have happened that have led me to this conclusion. First, they tried to eat my cat. About an hour into the trip I walked into a room to discover my cat backed into a corner surrounded by the aliens each with some sort of insturment in their hand (I am not sure what they were as their technology is far more advanced, but they did not look good). My cat is safely hidden now. Second, I saw them going through my things as if they were looking for something specific and when they saw me ran. They looked like they were up to something. Lastly, the thing that has kept me on the look out. A few hours ago, they locked me in my room. There was no way to get out so I had to crawl through the air vents. On my way through them I passed a room and saw the leaders in what looked like some sort of office. They said that this 1 Munga is not going to be enough to feed the entire Kluskamung population. I didn't know what they meant and then it hit me - I am the Munga. As I did more digging I found out that the Mungas are the sole source of food for the Kluskamungs and recently through greed and disease the Mungas have pretty much become extinct except for a few hidden on Earth. I am scared and I don't know what to do. "Dr. Phil" what should I do?

Sincerely,
Terrified Alien Girl

May the force be with you.....

Dear Dr. Phil,


My friends can't stand my kind of music (Rock) and they only like country. We have had some dances and all they play are slow country songs. I love my friends but there is only so much of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk that I can take before I lose my sanity completely. For instance, At the moment I'm listening to Creed's song One Last Breath. They hate it and I love it. How can I solve this?


Sincerely,
Girl who is losing her sanity because of all the country music and needs a rock head bang....


Thank you

 

[Zbaby]

Dear Dr. Phil, maybe it's the orange juice talking but I really think your mom and your second cousin really look alike. Now I'm not going to jump to any conclusions but, I just bought some skittles and the first one I ate was red. The second one was green. How can this be?

 

[MuNkY]

May the force be with you.....

Dear Dr. Phil,


My friends can't stand my kind of music (Rock) and they only like country. We have had some dances and all they play are slow country songs. I love my friends but there is only so much of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk that I can take before I lose my sanity completely. For instance, At the moment I'm listening to Creed's song One Last Breath. They hate it and I love it. How can I solve this?


Sincerely,
Girl who is losing her sanity because of all the country music and needs a rock head bang....


Thank you

Explain to them that there is only so much you can take. Tell them that they should respect your music prefrences, and put up with your stuff every once and a while.

And One Last Breat is an awsome song BTW

 

[The Dark Dancer]

Explain to them that there is only so much you can take. Tell them that they should respect your music prefrences, and put up with your stuff every once and a while.

And One Last Breath is an awsome song BTW

Thank you very much! I love that song.


BTW, Dr. Phil, I love your show

Thanks for your help

 

[AllyGirlie]

Dear "Dr. Phil,"

About 3 hours ago I was tied up, gagged, and blindfolded as I was dragged out of the spaceship. I have now arrived on Kushkayug. I am locked in another room and this time it is no ordinary room - it looks like a torture chamber. There is no way out. I am absolutely petrified. "Dr. Phil" where are my parents? I thought you said they were on their way. I don't know how much longer I can hold on. Pray for me.

Sincerely,
Petrified Alien Girl

 

[MuNkY]

Dear "Dr. Phil,"

About 3 hours ago I was tied up, gagged, and blindfolded as I was dragged out of the spaceship. I have now arrived on Kushkayug. I am locked in another room and this time it is no ordinary room - it looks like a torture chamber. There is no way out. I am absolutely petrified. "Dr. Phil" where are my parents? I thought you said they were on their way. I don't know how much longer I can hold on. Pray for me.

Sincerely,
Petrified Alien Girl

Look to your right.

 

[AllyGirlie]

Dear "Dr. Phil,"

You mean those aliens chained to the wall are my parents?!?!

Sincerely,
Confused Alien Girl

 

[MuNkY]

Dear "Dr. Phil,"

You mean those aliens chained to the wall are my parents?!?!

Sincerely,
Confused Alien Girl

No.

And I'm taking the time to say I'm retireing. I need to polish my head.

 

[AllyGirlie]

Dear "Dr. Phil,"

You're not going to help me with my problems anymore? Who will I go to now? Oh wait, Tyra..

Sincerely,
Sad Alien Girl

P.S. I can't believe you're retireing..