Don't laugh but.....

[vickyBaby]

Originally posted by Barry Hom
Then some guy twirls his moustache and ties a fair madien to the tracks.

I think you are the guy with the moustache Barry.

 

[Peg]

You guys are jogging my long lost memories............(or long lost mind ) I seem to recall entering a large sphere where I was told to take someone by the hand and keep moving..we were herded like little sheep into some type of moving shuttle..and wisked (rather slowly) into the darkness..all around me was stange music..suddenly a soothing voice started telling us that we were going on a grand and miraculous journey, trying to distract my mind from what was really happening!!!!! IT IS MIND CONTROL!! Strange though...It really looked like MORE people came out then went in...hummmmmmmmmmmm
sob...sob...whimpering softly.. (well maybe sloppily)..why are you making me remember all this!!!!!!!!!!!!!Does EPCOT really mean..oh no...not..EmployPeopleCloningOccultismTechniques (or some such nonsense)
Peg (or not)

 

[chell]

I know all of this thread will be stuck in my head next month when I'm at WDW. When I bust out laughing and start rolling on the floor I'm going to tell them that it is not my fault at all. The fault belongs to each and every one of you!!!! I will probably scare the little kiddies when I start laughing hysterically!

 

[BarryHom]

I think calling for PS reservations for Cindy's is the scariest thrill ride ever. First I pick up the phone, not knowing if someone with Malaria had sneezed in it. Then I dial the phone number, not knowing if I'm going to dial up someone, wake him up, and have him spew obscenties at me. I wait for an answer and listen to IASW hold music for 15 minutes. I fear I may be the next one to become a doll! Finally, I get to someone and he says sorry, there are no reservations available. I fear my kids and I will cry over this loss!

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

Pft, you guys are all overlooking the most obvious answer here! All you have to do to be immune from the Evil Doll Attacks is have a nice refreshing glass of Small World Water before you start!

-Crystal, who sits in the back row on the left!

 

[disneyispi]

To Laurie and her sister,

I'm sorry. I've read all the posts on this thread as well as on the GF Board re: your horrific stay at GF. I'm apologizing because I WAS hoping "our" little secret with ISAW would remain just that - "our" secret but Laurie has figured out our evil plan. Originally, we thought it would be "quite" ingenious. The dolls are meant to mesmerize you, to distract you, so that the dolls can sneak up behind unsuspecting guests and.........SEIZE THEM. (we learned our tactics from Martha Stewart , IMCLONE, and Enron). Anyhow, I feel it is my duty to explain this to you. We must come clean. We must make full disclosure since rumor-mongering will just make matters worse. Georgina and Roger have authorized me to make "full disclosure".

As to what happens to the "guests" that our programmed dolls seize, that's easy to explain. They are sent to the RPC at GF, where they are told to treated guests as they themselves have been treated.

Sort of comes full circle now, doesn't it. I hope this explanation is satisfactory. And we thank you for allowing us to dispel the fiction from the facts. Thank you Laurie.

 

[Joy from Illinois]

My personal tragedy was that that blasted song just keeps playing and playing in my head. I'm going to sue for disability because I now unconsciously hum it all the time and have been beaten senseless by my coworkers who can't stand it anymore. They should post signs warning that the song may be too intense for sensitive music lovers and can result in battering about the head when hummed or sung later.

 

[BarryHom]

Ever ride the new Journey into Imagination? I rode it 2 months ago and I still have the "E-ma-ge-nation, e-ma-ge-nation" stuck in my head!

 

[Eeyore1954]

From the song stylists at the Comedy Warehouse (Pleasure Island) -- don't know if they still do this song or not-- but it's to the tune of IASW --

You will stand in lines
That are five miles long
Just to sit in rides
With annoying songs
We will give you a thrill
Then we'll sock you with the bill!
It's a wonderful world!

 

[Pete's Mom]

IT IS MUCH EASIER IF YOU DON'T RESIST THEM!!

IT IS ALMOST PAINLESS IF YOU DO NOT FIGHT BACK!!

 

[Higgs22]

Hmmm....do you think the IASW dolls are the inspiration for Star Trek’s Borg Collective...
I can hear it now:
“We are the Borg Dolls. Life as you know it is now over. Lower your Mouse Ears and prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is Futile!”

Resist the IASW Collective....save yourselves from assimilation!!

 

[dwbakerjr]

ooooh... There is just one ride
When you're seeking rest,
From oppressive heat,
And the constant stress,
And while you're senses are numbed,
You can be overcome,
By the Small World Afterallllllll...

Its a Small World After All,
Its a Small World After All,
Its a Small World After All,
(Soon it will be) a Small Small World......

 

[Tinkbell]

Don't know how I managed to miss this thread for so long. This explains why my 3yo nephew started screaming when he saw my Small World photos. The very young can sense the terror.

 

[mrsdash]

Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me..........

 

[BarryHom]

Imagine this -- the Pirates of the Caribbean vs. the IASW dolls. Now that would be a ride worth riding!

 

[Higgs22]

My money's on the dolls...all those pirates have are some fake cannons...

The dolls have that evil song, a numbers advantage, and a plot to rule the entire world, not just one oceanside village...

IASW Dolls of the Carribean...I shudder at the thought....

 

[ksdave]

Did you ever notice how many people come out of COP looking like zombies? Or how about the Hall of Presidents? What is it that Eisner is doing to these peoples' minds? Hmmmmmmmmm...

 

[aring75]

What about the Maelstrom!!!!

That ride IS terrifying! Those trolls are what happens when BAD tourists get siezed. So when you inevitably come across that rude person who just about ruins your day. . .

. . . just tell them they should go ride Maelstrom. . .


. . . and sit in back.

 

[dwbakerjr]

I can see it now, in a TV special featuring the Disney Channel and Comedy Central Battlebots....

"In the blue square, from Its A Small World, the Frowning Clown from the Balloon. And in the red square, from Pirates of the Carribean, the Scimitar wielding Buccaneer. The box is locked! The lights are on! Its Battle-Doll time!!!

 

[BarryHom]

You know the doll in the hula skirt will always win.