Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

[Brisully]

DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny!!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it!!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand - fake fetch throw. Wow, you fooled a DOG! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain!! Idiot.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back there.
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet!!
9. Dog sweaters! Have you noticed the fur I'm ALREADY wearing? Idiot!

 

[RoutemanDan]

 

[Eiblis]

LOL very funny.....

6. The sleight of hand - fake fetch throw. Wow, you fooled a DOG! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain!! Idiot.

hehe just told hubby that one he is guilty as charged

 

[rasnlms]

Thanks for the chuckle

 

[yasuern]

LOL!!

I am in tears from LAUGHING!

 

[SonjaB]

 

[Pooh93]

Cute!

 

[DaisyDebbie]

LOL

 

[NHMickey]

To funny... And I am guilty of a few of those...