, does anyone have a dog that is a burper?
Anyway, he walks up to my face and takes his paw and gently taps me several times until I wake up. I looked at him and said "What do you want, Reilly?" At that point, that dog let out a ground shaking burp that I'm sure the neighbors heard. 
He then sat down with his tail wagging so hard that his butt was shaking. He was waiting for his "That's my boy!"PSA:
NEVER EVER give a dog turkey. It's not pretty. Or cheap.
To turn the conversation to the "other end" of the spectrum
Reilly (a 12 pound poodle) can let out a belch that would make grown men proud. I find it hilarious and often reward him with a "That's my boy!" and a bunch of pats. He quickly learned that burping must be a good thing, so he makes a point of being as close to my face as possible when he lets one fly.
One night, about 2am, he came walking up on me in bed when I was sound asleep. DW Lauri was awake and witnessed it but didn't do anything to stop him.
To turn the conversation to the "other end" of the spectrum
Reilly (a 12 pound poodle) can let out a belch that would make grown men proud. I find it hilarious and often reward him with a "That's my boy!" and a bunch of pats. He quickly learned that burping must be a good thing, so he makes a point of being as close to my face as possible when he lets one fly.
One night, about 2am, he came walking up on me in bed when I was sound asleep. DW Lauri was awake and witnessed it but didn't do anything to stop him.
It looked like someone had put a handshake buzzer under her butt! She jumped up so quick and was looking behind herself to see what the heck had just buzzed her butt! She had no idea she had done it. After that she was a little jittery for a while. 
At other times she'll come and lay right next to one of us, and then you get smacked with the stench and she looks at you like you've got some hell of a nerve getting up and moving away like "what's the matter wimp, can't take it?!" I used to have silent but deadly farts and now they are as noisy as all get out!I was eating lunch at a pizza place with my daughter today and I went to lean over to look at something, which allowed one to escape. I had no idea it was in the making, so didn't think anything about leaning over and vrrrruuummmppppttttt . It was loud and kind of squeaky.
Why do they change as we get older? Seems my sphincter muscles wouldn't be in as good of shape now and I'd be quieter.
And why am I talking about my farting on a message board?
What's the old saying: out of the mouth of babes?! To turn the conversation to the "other end" of the spectrum
Reilly (a 12 pound poodle) can let out a belch that would make grown men proud. I find it hilarious and often reward him with a "That's my boy!" and a bunch of pats. He quickly learned that burping must be a good thing, so he makes a point of being as close to my face as possible when he lets one fly.
One night, about 2am, he came walking up on me in bed when I was sound asleep. DW Lauri was awake and witnessed it but didn't do anything to stop him.
And my compliments to the wife -- it's nice to see these little things that our husbands teach the pets and children to do, actually come back to haunt them!
I have become my mother! My mother (and MIL) would always do things like this and I would be horrified. My MIL tends to quack like a duck -- with each step it's another fart in a long line of farts. Well since having turned 40, I have become my mother and MIL. My DD doesn't help the situation either. She was shopping with my mom once and my mom let one out. My DD (maybe 3 or 4 at the time) then followed her through the store yelling, Boy Grammy that was really stinky! Did you do that Grammy? Are you feeling okay 'cause you don't smell like it!?
We could hear her burping in the other room. What is funny is she thinks she doesn't fart. She always lets one go when making a bed and when she does, she freezes and doesn't move. One night, she tooted and froze and then for five minutes kept trying to move, but every time she tried, another one would escape. We were .
is there anything worse?
Yes cat farts, at least the dog hasn't got his or her bum as close as the average cat has when they let rip!!!!!!!!!
Luckily, I can only take your word on that one.Dog vomit ranks up there as pretty bad, too.
Back in Feb, our family bought a Puginese (half Pug, half Pekinese[spelling?]). She releases dog farts sometimes when she gets really excited, would up. But not nearly as bad as our 15-yr old pug, who just lets 'em fly like there's no tomorrow. 
