Dog farts...

Cat farts! We had one who smelled so bad, omg! I think it was because she ate mice because she was the only cat we had who made those smells and she was the only one who ate mice. It was truly gag-worthy.
 
My white german shepherd, Bambi, used to have the SBD's. We would be in our computer room and next thing we were leaving it, because of one of her farts. One night she was lying on the floor near my DH when she let one go. We didn't know until my DH stood up and walked into it.:eek:

Right now our new kitten has terribly bad breathe. It smells like something crawled into his mouth and died. :faint:
 
we have 2 bull dogs, my friend likes to give them chicken when Im not looking, if you have ever had a bull dog, of any breed, the last thing you feed them is CHICKEN!!!!!

PSA:

NEVER EVER give a dog turkey. It's not pretty. Or cheap. :rolleyes1
 
To turn the conversation to the "other end" of the spectrum ;) , does anyone have a dog that is a burper?

Reilly (a 12 pound poodle) can let out a belch that would make grown men proud. I find it hilarious and often reward him with a "That's my boy!" and a bunch of pats. He quickly learned that burping must be a good thing, so he makes a point of being as close to my face as possible when he lets one fly.

One night, about 2am, he came walking up on me in bed when I was sound asleep. DW Lauri was awake and witnessed it but didn't do anything to stop him. :sad2: Anyway, he walks up to my face and takes his paw and gently taps me several times until I wake up. I looked at him and said "What do you want, Reilly?" At that point, that dog let out a ground shaking burp that I'm sure the neighbors heard. :rotfl: He then sat down with his tail wagging so hard that his butt was shaking. He was waiting for his "That's my boy!"
 

To turn the conversation to the "other end" of the spectrum ;) , does anyone have a dog that is a burper?

Reilly (a 12 pound poodle) can let out a belch that would make grown men proud. I find it hilarious and often reward him with a "That's my boy!" and a bunch of pats. He quickly learned that burping must be a good thing, so he makes a point of being as close to my face as possible when he lets one fly.

One night, about 2am, he came walking up on me in bed when I was sound asleep. DW Lauri was awake and witnessed it but didn't do anything to stop him. :sad2: Anyway, he walks up to my face and takes his paw and gently taps me several times until I wake up. I looked at him and said "What do you want, Reilly?" At that point, that dog let out a ground shaking burp that I'm sure the neighbors heard. :rotfl: He then sat down with his tail wagging so hard that his butt was shaking. He was waiting for his "That's my boy!"

Now that would be funny! :lmao:

Both of my dogs burp, but not loud. They definitely seem to want to be right in our faces when they do it though.

Idiots. :laughing:
 
Both my puppies are burpers. It's not loud, but it still cracks me up!
 
To turn the conversation to the "other end" of the spectrum ;) , does anyone have a dog that is a burper?

Reilly (a 12 pound poodle) can let out a belch that would make grown men proud. I find it hilarious and often reward him with a "That's my boy!" and a bunch of pats. He quickly learned that burping must be a good thing, so he makes a point of being as close to my face as possible when he lets one fly.

One night, about 2am, he came walking up on me in bed when I was sound asleep. DW Lauri was awake and witnessed it but didn't do anything to stop him. :sad2: Anyway, he walks up to my face and takes his paw and gently taps me several times until I wake up. I looked at him and said "What do you want, Reilly?" At that point, that dog let out a ground shaking burp that I'm sure the neighbors heard. :rotfl: He then sat down with his tail wagging so hard that his butt was shaking. He was waiting for his "That's my boy!"

Like father, like son. :lmao:
 
my black lab has two types of farts.....the loud one that makes him jump up and look back trying to figure out what the hell that was, those USUALLY won't have an odor...then there is the very quiet whooooosh one that you hopefully hear so you are prepared for the stench, cause if you don't hear it, it is like getting slapped in the face. These for some reason don't wake him up the big lug, but will wake dh and from a sound sleep!

This started my hysterical crying fit for sure! My yellow lab has done the same thing. Once we were sitting around the dinner table eating dinner and we were talking to the dog when all of a sudden --- pppppfffffftttttbrrrrrmmmmmmm -- it was SOOOO loud because she had been sitting on the linoleum floor and it vibrated between her butt and the floor! :lmao: :rotfl: It looked like someone had put a handshake buzzer under her butt! She jumped up so quick and was looking behind herself to see what the heck had just buzzed her butt! She had no idea she had done it. After that she was a little jittery for a while. :confused3 At other times she'll come and lay right next to one of us, and then you get smacked with the stench and she looks at you like you've got some hell of a nerve getting up and moving away like "what's the matter wimp, can't take it?!"

I used to have silent but deadly farts and now they are as noisy as all get out! :scared: I was eating lunch at a pizza place with my daughter today and I went to lean over to look at something, which allowed one to escape. I had no idea it was in the making, so didn't think anything about leaning over and vrrrruuummmppppttttt . It was loud and kind of squeaky.

Why do they change as we get older? Seems my sphincter muscles wouldn't be in as good of shape now and I'd be quieter. :confused:

And why am I talking about my farting on a message board? :headache: :rotfl2:

I have become my mother! My mother (and MIL) would always do things like this and I would be horrified. My MIL tends to quack like a duck -- with each step it's another fart in a long line of farts. Well since having turned 40, I have become my mother and MIL. My DD doesn't help the situation either. She was shopping with my mom once and my mom let one out. My DD (maybe 3 or 4 at the time) then followed her through the store yelling, Boy Grammy that was really stinky! Did you do that Grammy? Are you feeling okay 'cause you don't smell like it!? :rotfl: What's the old saying: out of the mouth of babes?! ;)

To turn the conversation to the "other end" of the spectrum ;) , does anyone have a dog that is a burper?

Reilly (a 12 pound poodle) can let out a belch that would make grown men proud. I find it hilarious and often reward him with a "That's my boy!" and a bunch of pats. He quickly learned that burping must be a good thing, so he makes a point of being as close to my face as possible when he lets one fly.

One night, about 2am, he came walking up on me in bed when I was sound asleep. DW Lauri was awake and witnessed it but didn't do anything to stop him. :sad2: Anyway, he walks up to my face and takes his paw and gently taps me several times until I wake up. I looked at him and said "What do you want, Reilly?" At that point, that dog let out a ground shaking burp that I'm sure the neighbors heard. :rotfl: He then sat down with his tail wagging so hard that his butt was shaking. He was waiting for his "That's my boy!"

It's amazing how anxious they are to please and how easily trainable -- although in this case, that isn't such a good thing! :lmao: And my compliments to the wife -- it's nice to see these little things that our husbands teach the pets and children to do, actually come back to haunt them!
 
I have become my mother! My mother (and MIL) would always do things like this and I would be horrified. My MIL tends to quack like a duck -- with each step it's another fart in a long line of farts. Well since having turned 40, I have become my mother and MIL. My DD doesn't help the situation either. She was shopping with my mom once and my mom let one out. My DD (maybe 3 or 4 at the time) then followed her through the store yelling, Boy Grammy that was really stinky! Did you do that Grammy? Are you feeling okay 'cause you don't smell like it!? :rotfl: What's the old saying: out of the mouth of babes?! ;)

Your poor mom! :lmao:

I sometimes have the "fart as I take a step" syndrome...had it in Target recently and was thankful I was by myself. :laughing:
 
I have two Boston Terriers and a Boxer, so our house is very stinky. You never hear the Boxer cut one and one of my Bostons has gotten so old that here lately every step is a little toot. But the other night DH thought he would be funny and try to grab him and scare him, but the dog tooted instead. It sounded as though he should have shot across the room.

My female Boston will burp. She doesn't do it as loudly as she did when she was young, guess her partying days are over.:lmao: We could hear her burping in the other room. What is funny is she thinks she doesn't fart. She always lets one go when making a bed and when she does, she freezes and doesn't move. One night, she tooted and froze and then for five minutes kept trying to move, but every time she tried, another one would escape. We were :rotfl2: .
 
This morning BOTH dogs were deadly!!! :scared:
DH has a Belgian Malinois..(police dog)...she was asleep on the floor when one escaped! OMG!! it as horrible!! she never moved...i think she was awake, but never opened her eyes...like we wouldn't think it was her since she was asleeep!!
The boxer.....good lord!!! We had a little party last night and he had several pieces of cheese.....today he has cheese farts!! He doesn't like himself very much today either!

phewie!!
 
Dog vomit ranks up there as pretty bad, too. :scared:
Luckily, I can only take your word on that one. ;) Back in Feb, our family bought a Puginese (half Pug, half Pekinese[spelling?]). She releases dog farts sometimes when she gets really excited, would up. But not nearly as bad as our 15-yr old pug, who just lets 'em fly like there's no tomorrow. :sad2:
 


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