Well, no one is saying
DCL has to show a toddler with snot dripping down their nose, screaming in terror to get out of Santa's lap while the parents look on aghast. I understand they are trying to sell us on these Very Merrytime cruises, and they are trying to "sum it all up" with a single image, but let's have at least
some basis in reality.
Yes, the kid will get some form of 1:1 interaction with Santa, and yes, I am sure Santa will laugh heartily at whatever the kid has to say, but I am guessing (thought I admit I could be wrong on this) that it is
far closer to a "premium mall Santa" experience than anything in that picture in my OP.