... My oldest daughter does not care for BWV. She -- and I cringe when I say this -- prefers OKW. I worry about what will happen to my two grandchildren who are being imprisoned by her, the black sheep of the family, at that place which is obviously the creation of the devil who is twisting the minds of those who visit there. Who can possibly want a true home away from home on vacation. Give me full hotel services. When she announced that she would stay only at OKW, I threatened to remove her from my will. Not only would she not listen, but she proceeded to form a conspiracy. She went out and bought points at OKW. Then my immediate and her family took a trip that I could not attend, and they stayed at OKW. When my wife returned, I recognized brainwashing had occured when she said that it was not bad and she could probably survive it again. Noting the conspiracy that was forming, I immediately declared that I, yes I, will stay only at BWV, so no one should bring up the issue again. My second oldest daughter, the one in college who also made that trip, then said a week later, "Dad, you know it really was not that bad, you might want to ...." I raised my palm to indicate silence and said, "Be careful, your college tution depends on how you finish that sentence." My youngest daughter, the 15 year old, has remained loyal and prefers BWV. Our last trip, sans the oldest and the one in college, was to BWV. But I am still watching out for the conspiracy as I have heard rumor that my oldest daughter is planning another one of those trips I might not be able to attend. Excuse me, I have to go find my will.