Maybe it's a pre-requisite for Schwann Man: "Never take no for an answer -- Must be able to give people the creeps, or at least severe guilts, in the event of a non-order."
Our Schwann guy got downright RUDE -- would say things like, "You know, you didn't order much LAST time either." A crusty little dude with 'tude, you might say. So I was quite pleased the next time the Scwann truck rolled down our street and out came a different guy, younger, seemingly less cynical... I thought that was a GOOD thing, right?
Or at least, it was. I asked him where the regular guy was -- he stared at me and said, "He's surfin', bay-bee -- the dude is surrrrrrrrrrfin. But you've got ME, and I'M gonna TAKE CARE OF YOU!" It was like Spicoli Does Scwanns. Then he started making these voices for everything I ordered. Trust me, when the Schwann's guy does little voice-overs simulating all 50+ of your chicken nuggets (and dances the bag around as you try to take it from him), you have every RIGHT to get officially CREEPED OUT. (Don't even ask what he did with the corn dogs.)
So..... when the crusty dude showed up again the next week, we told him to take his singin' nuggets and 'tude on the road, Jack. We renewed our Sam's Club membership and haven't looked back...
Just as an FYI -- for those of you who buy Schwann's rising crust pizza. Check the box closely and compare to Freschetta in your grocery store. Last time I checked, they were one in the same (but Freschetta was loads cheaper.) Same distributor (I think Freschetta lists Schwann as mfg on its box, can't recall.) Wonder if any other products of theirs are like that.
I do miss some of their stuff, and having it brought to the house -- but not the price (or the weirdos....)