Does anybody want a kitten or two?

[VampHeartless]

I've noticed Annabel Lee, my cat, is getting very fat. I think she's pregant.

Darn Prince Theo...I told him to stop having sex all night!!

It was keeping me awake!

Well, now I have no idea what I'm going to do with all of them, so does anyone want kittens? Are you allowed to mail kittens? If not then you'll have to come to England to pick them up. It's okay...I have an extra bedroom you can stay in.

 

[Jolie C]

Oooh, I LOVE kittens! Unfortunately, my dog does not...

 

[Serena]

Vamp, I hate to say this, but your kitties need fixed. Better for them and all the unwanted animals in the world. (off my soapbox now)

But this could be an interesting way to get a girl to your house.

 

[Danauk]

I love kittens too, but I think my 2 would object to someone else sharing their food (they like it way too much!!)

 

[VampHeartless]

Originally posted by Serena
Vamp, I hate to say this, but your kitties need fixed. Better for them and all the unwanted animals in the world. (off my soapbox now)

But this could be an interesting way to get a girl to your house.

Hahahaha...but I'm not so sure if I would want a girl knowing that I'm a single guy who lives alone with two (Soon to be much more) cats.

 

[Serena]

LOL, Vamp, girls get all mushy over a guy that loves pets.

 

[Winka]

Originally posted by Serena

But this could be an interesting way to get a girl to your house.

Lol...i thought the same thing.

In my day, I think young college men used the promise of rare Chia Pets to lure girls up to their dorms.

Kittens, on the other hand...the girls don't stand a chance.