Do you remember (joke)...

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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on
the sofa.

The wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit
close to me?"
He moved over and sat close to her.

"Dear" she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold
me tight?"
He reached over and held her tight.

"And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to hug me
and kiss me and nibble on my ear?"

With that, her husband got up and started to walk out of the
room. "Where are you going?" she asked.

"Well," answered the husband, " I have to go and get my
teeth."
 
LOL... why is it that in all jokes about old people (no offense) there teeth are out lol?
 













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