Do YOU know Chuck?

[Dismom+two]

oK...so my dd13 and I go shopping tonight. She saw a tshirt that said...
"All the emotions of Chuck Norris" with a bunch of pictures of him with different expressions.
DD says to me...." I would so wear this"
Me....."Ummmm WHAT? You don't even know who Chuck Norris is!"
DD>...."Of course I do....I HAVE been living on this planet for the past 13 years!"
Me....."OK...who is he?"
DD....."He was on Happy Days....No...I mean the Partridge Family!"



Of course there was another lady standing there listening to this whole thing...she CRACKS up laughing! I am sure we made her night!!

 

[jillybeene71]

omg...at Walmart we were buying school supplies and 15 year old ds brings tablets and folders with chuck on them...with sayings like
"chuck can lead a horse to water and he CAN make him drink"
or
"Chuck Norris can beat the sun in a staring contest"

stupid stuff like that...

We've been doing "chuck is awesome" jokes since a cruise we went on in Jan 06. I thought it was a private joke between the group of us that went, but I had to laugh when I saw the school supplies.

 

[imabrat]

Nope, I have no clue.
And I'm a teen.

Someone wanna clue me in?

 

[HelenePA]

Well my Dad was Chuck (Charles), and Yes I do know who Chuck Norris is.. I think even my kids do.

 

[Mahnahmahnah]

There's a movie out there that has a lot of lines about Chuck - God I can't think of it............

They might be referring to that.

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

I know he's some sort of man who fights..

Yeah, I'm a sad person..

 

[mirmartinez]

I love the Chuck Norris Facts/Theories,

these three top my list

"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck
Norris allows to live"

"Jesus died for your sins because his brother Chuck Norris can't be killed"



"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist."

 

[Mahnahmahnah]

DODGEBALL !!!!!




http://www.slate.com/id/2103896/

 

[Magic Mom]

omg...at Walmart we were buying school supplies and 15 year old ds brings tablets and folders with chuck on them...with sayings like
"chuck can lead a horse to water and he CAN make him drink"
or
"Chuck Norris can beat the sun in a staring contest"

.

Last year DS and his friends would sit all afternoon telling those stupid Chuck Norris jokes.

"Mom, Mom!!!Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down! hahahahahahahaa!"
Mom! Mom!!!When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's actually pushing the Earth down.hahahahahahahaha!
Mom!Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".hahahahahaha!!"

After 5 minutes I wanted to throw myself on a steak knife......

 

[sdarwkcabemanmy]

I love Chuck Norris...these jokes are cracking me up.

 

[Mahnahmahnah]

It's so funny how they pick up stuff like that!

I guess what goes around, comes around.I think he was popular in the 80's and the 80's is comin' around again

 

[mirmartinez]

I love Chuck Norris...these jokes are cracking me up.

My brother's wife sends me these fun facts all time, they crack me up.
I told emailed her about the bigfoot thread on Disboards and within a minute she messaged me

"Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris"

I choked on my Tea

 

[Corryn]

I Chuck Norris! He was right up there with Jean Claude Van Damm and Arnold Swartzenegger (sp?)
I love the Chuck Norris jokes, too!!! The Eternal Tough Guy!

 

[LadyEMT]

Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris!!!

Kiah

 

[Macca1111]

The Chuck Norris thing started 2 or 3 years ago, big thing on the web. The whole thing was about making up the most ridiculous hyperboles about Chuck Norris you could, because it makes sense for Chuck. I know most of my high school students had never seen Chuck or knew where he came from (I did, cause Dad was a fan) but they all enjoyed the jokes. There were websites with large lists, youtube videos, and t-shirts. I'm surprised it's still going strong...or maybe not strong, since we're finding it at Walmart. They crack me up anyway.

 

[worm761]

Ya'll should check out www.chucknorrisfacts.com Hilarious website dedicated to Chuck Norris facts, complete with his favorites.

 

[Macca1111]

Ya'll should check out www.chucknorrisfacts.com Hilarious website dedicated to Chuck Norris facts, complete with his favorites.

That's the one!

 

[Tinks]

Aaah! I thought it was just my boys saying these stupid sayings.

My favorite is:

Kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.


The one that makes me giggle but I won't let them repeat because it's so bad is:

God said: Let there be light. Chuck Norris said: You didn't say please.

 

[jillybeene71]

I love the Chuck Norris Facts/Theories,

these three top my list

"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck
Norris allows to live"

"Jesus died for your sins because his brother Chuck Norris can't be killed"



"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist."

all of these are soooo freakin funny!!!

 

[mirmartinez]

Aaah! I thought it was just my boys saying these stupid sayings.

My favorite is:

Kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.


The one that makes me giggle but I won't let them repeat because it's so bad is:

God said: Let there be light. Chuck Norris said: You didn't say please.