Do you have weird saying?

[tiff211]

Goodness! DH calls my sayings "Tiff-isms" because I have so many. DD14 says them with me!

A few favorites:

I say this to DD14 when she puts on something inappropriate....."you go in the lion's den with pork chop drawers on you gonna get ate!"

When someone is feeling sorry for themselves (when they shouldn't be)......"don't expect me to come to your party (meaning pity party)"

If it's really hot........"who turned the heat on hell?"

If I say something to DH and he gets mad, I'll say "I can't say boo, cat meow to you....

I just asked Dh if I say any weird sayings and he replied besides everything you say........

 

[SamRoc]

In our family we say "I got a rock" too from Charlie Brown. My husbands grandmother always says when she is mad with someone "I have two words for you and they aren't HELLO" we always crack up! My grandfather always said after dinner "That was the best meal I had since I left England" we still say that to this day. And on the first of every month, we all call or email eachother and say "RABBIT!"

 

[SeeDisney]

I don't think it's wierd....but in days like today I love to say "It's a diamond of a day."

 

[raammartin]

I say "John love it" if say my daughter stubbed her toe and I was trying to comfort her. Or I'll say "Bless her/his sweet baby heart". I have no idea where these came from.

 

[raammartin]

That'll go over like a fart in a spacesuit....

(don't ask)

We use a similar phrase..."That will go over like a turd in a punchbowl." *BLECK/BLECH*!

 

[raammartin]

My best friend says it and it drives me nuts: "Your the bomb dot com!" It really gets under my skin!

My catch phrase lately has been, "Son of a building block!"

I can see where the first might get on your nerves.

I'll occasionally say "Son of a biscuit eater" (???) or "God Bless America!" instead of something really bad.

 

[raammartin]

"It's generic." My sister meant to say "It's genetic" but said generic instead. We say it all the time now

 

[raammartin]

My friend and I say "Well, sh** on a bullfrog"

my father used to say "Your grandma was slow, but she was old"

My husband says "But if it had worked, you'd be drinking hot chocolate right now!"

Explaination on that one --- he loved hot chocolate when we were first married and I thought I might be able to make it in the coffee maker faster. I know, I know what was I thinking. The mix got all clumped up in the fliter and there was water all over the counter ... huge mess.

He teased me and I got mad and yelled "But if it had worked, you'd be drinking hot chocolate right now!"

Now he says it when ever we try something that doesn't quite work out.

That's really cute!

 

[raammartin]

I'll occasionally say "I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's t*t!" Exchange the * with an i.

 

[etwinchester]

On Sundays, we always had lunch at our grandparents (whole family dinner/meal).

When we were young we'd ask what we were having to eat and our grandfather would always reply, "fried farts and garlic links". - eeeewwww

 

[Tigger&Belle]

"If the dog hadn't stopped to pee he would have caught the rabbit."

I like this one! And it's true. Our females dog does catch rabbits since she doesn't stop to pee. One time our male dog escaped out the front door and took off down the street. I only was able to catch him because he did stop to pee.

 

[lizanne]

There were (are) 8 kids in my family and whenever we would try to explain our way out of something (with some lame excuse) my mother would say, "Horsefeathers".

I guess it meant that what we were saying was no more truthful than saying that Horses had feathers.

 

[DisneyVillain]

My sister tends to get distracted from the task she set out to do, and we all really liked her husband's way of putting it, so we all use "She was distracted by something shiny!"

 

[Nickimouse]

My DH answers the question how are you with, "Finer than a frogs hair split three ways."

My dad says "I'm older than dirt", or "I'm so old I fart dust!

 

[Mad4Mickey]

forgot about this one till I saw the Spacesuit one

"That will go over like a fart in a Baptist church "

 

[The Mystery Machine]

One of my dad's sayings to us kids in the car when we were very noisy....
"Let's all pretend we are rocks"

 

[Sparx]

I just thougth of another one. 'your mother wasn't a glass maker!" if you are standing in front of the tv, and someone says that it means "we can't see through you, move!"

 

[corie161]

I just thougth of another one. 'your mother wasn't a glass maker!" if you are standing in front of the tv, and someone says that it means "we can't see through you, move!"

Ours for this is "You make a better door than a window".

 

[Kermit]

One of my dad's sayings to us kids in the car when we were very noisy....
"Let's all pretend we are rocks"

As a mom of two loud boys who's praying that God has several more children in mind for us, I think I'm going to have to adopt this one. That is too perfect!