Do You have this problem?? *Picture Added*

[Ranatra]

These *#%*%** turkeys!
They are out digging in my mulch every morning, and they kick it off the bank and into the driveway, it's a real Mess!!

Anyone up for a turkey sandwich?

 

[olena]

 

[olena]

Make mine with Miracle Whip. We don't have turkeys digging here. It's the squirrels that drive you nuts....along with the occasional armadillo.

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[Ranatra]

LOL!

 

[NHMickey]

If I had that problem I would be very worried. The only Turkeys here are frozen in the freezer.. And if they start moving around eating anything I am outta here.

 

[gina2000]

Squirrels, baybay....it's all about squirrels around here!

And let me tell ya.....those babies just looooooove my house. LOOOVE my horse chestnut tree......LOOOOOVE my acorns.....

At least turkeys have some redeeming social value......


Anyone up for some bebe gun practise????

 

[TigH]

I'll have a turkey sandwich with Miracle Whip too! I've never seen turkeys do anything like that! We had a hard enough time spotting them in the woods behind our house in MD and rarely saw them in the yard!

Now if there was a good way to get rid of this mole!!!

 

[Ranatra]

This is the house across the street from us. I chased the turkeys out of my yard, they didn't get very far!

 

[sorcerormickey]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would not leave the house if I saw one of those outside!!!!!!!!!!!

Do they bother people or pets? Or do they leave the area if someone comes around?? EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

 

[olena]

My Mom has a way to flush out moles. She squirts dishwashing soap into every hole she finds and pumps in the water. When they surface with their stinging eyeballs, she whacks them with a shovel.

 

[sorcerormickey]

OLENA!!!!!!!

 

[The Princess]

Guess you should talk to my better half while we are soaking in the sun!!!!! Can't wait

 

[Ranatra]

Hey Princess!
Welcome to the Flower and Garden Forum!!!
Nice to see you here!

 

[Snowwark]

Those turkeys really are fowl looking things, aren't they?

Wow Olena, your Mom doesn't mess around does she? If I ever get to meet her, I'll be on my best behaviour!

 

[BethR]

Gosh Sandi! What is it about Penn Hills and turkeys???

My Grandparents who used to live around Wilson Drive always would have a turkey or turkeys in their back yard.

I have seen a couple of carcasses on the Parkway around the Penn Hills exit. I have also seen a turkey fly in front of my windshield near there too!

That is the most bizarre thing if you have never seen it - seeing a turkey fly! It looks like something out of a cartoon.

 

[marydmjj]

I can't believe you have a turkey problem. I've never seen a live turkey...only the frozen kind, much less wild turkeys running around the neighborhood. Does a friend have a dog you can borrow for a couple of days?

 

[Ranatra]

LOL Mary
I have a dog, a poodle, the only problem is, she's afraid of the Turkeys!!

Beth, You mean to tell me you don't have any Turkeys in Plum??
Us being right next to each other, I can't believe they haven't visited your neighborhood!

 

[gina2000]

I have never, ever, in my small, sheltered life......SEEN A TURKEY WALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!!!!!


Is it time for turkey jokes????


Why did the turkey cross the road???

To get out of Ranatra's way.

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What does a Turkey like to eat at Thanksgiving???

Nothing....he is already stuffed!

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What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

Go to PECKnics!

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Why did the turkey go to the movies???

To see Gregory PECK!!!

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[olena]

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ranatra]

ROFL!