do you ever read those parenting magazines

binny

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and then feel like a miserable failure as a parent afterwards?


I hate those things! I mean theyre great for ideas but one would get the impression that people have NOTHING else to do in life but to sit at the ( newly refinished by mom) kitchen table and do "Martha Crafts" with their kids while listening to classical music based foreign language tapes and planning their next trip to a war torn country to help the orphans.


All of which are good things mind you, but truly, do these super parents really exist???



Isnt there a magazine for "normal parents" with regular issues??

How about one with a story title of " I know you like Spongebob but I dont so we're not going to watch it right now!" and "No, we dont shove an entire pancake in our mouths till we choke" or maybe " We're going to the grocery store, not the toy store, so deal with it. If you want to eat this week we MUST BUY FOOD!"

Thats the kind of articles I want to read!
 
binny said:
I hate those things! I mean theyre great for ideas but one would get the impression that people have NOTHING else to do in life but to sit at the ( newly refinished by mom) kitchen table and do "Martha Crafts" with their kids while listening to classical music based foreign language tapes and planning their next trip to a war torn country to help the orphans.

Why we do every morning! ;)
 
i've got to agree with you, they make you feel soo guilty and then i actually do run around and try in 'improve' myself for like a day before i give up and until the next issue comes in the mail! arggg...

How about "today i'm going to be a bad mom and we will all stay in our pajamas the whole day" magazine!! (guilty of doing this!)
 
I roll 'em up to spank my kids. ;)

Isn't it ironic, dontcha think...
 

Ugh! Aren't those parenting magazines something else?

I saw an article to make your own kid/carwashing sprinkler thingy for your back yard! All you have to do is buy like $100 worth of PVC pipe and take 8 hours to assemble, and then have this monstrocity in your back yard! Nothing too good for my kid!
 
binny said:
Isnt there a magazine for "normal parents" with regular issues??

Really???

How about....
Teenagers and Your Menopause
Navigating Middle School, High School and College
Recipes that people actually eat
Video Games and the parents who love them
 
They're also to good to have laying around when the social services people swing by! ;)
 
:rotfl2: Those Parenting mags are like Vogue - who actually lives that way? I'm sure there are some moms who strive to be the Stepford perfect mother, but most mom's lives aren't nearly as glossy as the picture-perfect ones in those mags. I also find that they make new mother's paranoid about every little thing with all their silly articles. Most of it is fluff, and they seem to cater mostly to the upper-class, June Cleaver family scenarios. They try and sell you ever toy and gadget under the sun. There is one mag called "FamilyFun" that I read from time to time. It's a Disney owned magazine and loaded with crafts and activity ideas, but has a lot of stuff in it that I can really relate to, like travel ideas, recipes, ect. Last October they had some really great and simple make at home Halloween costumes. This is the only one I'll read!
 
I roll 'em up to spank my kids
They're also to good to have laying around when the social services people swing by!
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My first DD was the absolute SWEETEST, easiest going kid...we passed her around on holidays and she coo'd at everyone, much to the delight of guests. Then I read an article in Parents Magazine about how it's normal for kids to have stranger anxiety because that means they've bonded with you. And I thought...OMG...we haven't BONDED! What's wrong with me? What's wrong with HER? If only I knew then as a new mother, what I know now as the mother of an almost 18 yr old and two other teens.
 
Then I read an article in Parents Magazine about how it's normal for kids to have stranger anxiety because that means they've bonded with you.

You mean... Your kids have met (gasp) STRANGERS!

That's just sick.
 
I've stopped reading them. It's hard enough being a parent with out unreality slapping you in the face.
 
AmazingGrace said:
I've stopped reading them. It's hard enough being a parent with out unreality slapping you in the face.


AMEN! ::yes::
 
binny said:
and then feel like a miserable failure as a parent afterwards?
Isnt there a magazine for "normal parents" with regular issues??

How about one with a story title of " I know you like Spongebob but I dont so we're not going to watch it right now!" and "No, we dont shove an entire pancake in our mouths till we choke" or maybe " We're going to the grocery store, not the toy store, so deal with it. If you want to eat this week we MUST BUY FOOD!"

Thats the kind of articles I want to read!

:rotfl2: I'm right there with you. I used to feel like a failure...then my third child came along and I realized that those people just don't have enough handicapped kids in there life:rolleyes: One of the best articles i ever read was in Parents magazine a couple years ago, titled "What it's really like... to raise an autistic child". There in all his glory sat there low-functioning autistic "baby" boy, 12yo sucking on his favorite bottle, as the tale unfolded about his most recent public meltdown, their encounters with over-zealous law enforcement officers, changing diapers on a pre-teen, food fights and school. Even though my heart broke for the parents of this child, it was so uplifting to read their story, to sense their courage and the tremendous love they have for their son. A refreshing change from the Martha Stewart wannabees who have one "gifted" child and think they know from parenting. pirate:
 
I didn't renew this year. I finally had enough. The products they show in there are all expensive. Sorry, but I am not spending $45 on a tshirt for a 2 yo. :rolleyes:

The one that set me over the edge was an article about the couple with 3 sets of twins-- the oldest were adopted from a family member after they died (don't remember if the parents were in a car accident or what)-. But the article was gushing about how they have become such a perfect family. This is the same family that was on Nanny 911 and the kids were completely out of control. One of the kids almost smothered the other and the parents didn't do anything.
 
ITA Minky.

I have 3 kids
one is is gifted, one is "normal" and one is special needs.


Its so hard to find articles on anything but the "normal" one and shes the one I need the least amount of help with! LOL



How about "how to deal with the jealousy of the ones who cant keep up"
or " When the world doesnt 'get it' that my daughter cant 'skip' her therapy'



As for more "regular" story ideas how about
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN WERE OUT OF COFFEE??!!! alternate ideas for that caffeine fix"

" when youre sick and your kids are sick and your dh 'doesnt feel quite right' "

"stepping on cat vomit in the middle of the night and other true stories of the walking dead, otherwise known as new parents"


" when you NEED to go to the doctor and when a simple poll of internet users will suffice" :) ( said in utmost respect for my fellow Disers LOL)


"'Honey, I know its 4:30 but Im bringing my boss home for supper' and other reasons for justifiable homicide"


" 3 kids, 3 sports, and 2 parents. How to be everywhere at once"

"get your wrapping paper/entertainment books/cookie dough/popcorn here. How to sell your kids crap errr emmm fundraisers in sub zero temperatures"
 
Personally I love them. :confused3
I can't wait to get it in the mail.
They keep my twins busy for hours.
I just give them each a pair of really sharp scissors and the latest magazine and they have a blast cutting and ripping while I sit here and DIS. Seriously those magazines are a God send. Not sure what all the rest of you are complaining about. ;)
 
binny said:
As for more "regular" story ideas how about
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN WERE OUT OF COFFEE??!!! alternate ideas for that caffeine fix"

" when youre sick and your kids are sick and your dh 'doesnt feel quite right' "

"stepping on cat vomit in the middle of the night and other true stories of the walking dead, otherwise known as new parents"


" when you NEED to go to the doctor and when a simple poll of internet users will suffice" :) ( said in utmost respect for my fellow Disers LOL)


"'Honey, I know its 4:30 but Im bringing my boss home for supper' and other reasons for justifiable homicide"


" 3 kids, 3 sports, and 2 parents. How to be everywhere at once"

"get your wrapping paper/entertainment books/cookie dough/popcorn here. How to sell your kids crap errr emmm fundraisers in sub zero temperatures"
:rotfl2: Go for it Binny! I'll be the first to subscribe to your mag. :rotfl2:
 
Binny, Elli asked me how to cut a snowflake out of a piece of paper and I didn't know how! :rotfl: I'm definitely not sitting around doing all those crafts either! I've got some articles too:

How to really get gum out of everything

How to recut your 5 year olds hair after they did (or after big brother did!)

How to paint over permenant marker on your walls so it doesn't bleed through
 

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