Dogs. They've obviously taken over SAB. But really, who can blame them?
The good news about the resort dogs ~
completely*~ taking over Stormalong Bay is that they don't need a pool tube so there is more tube availability for the Stormalong Bay Olympic, Synchronized, Pool Tube team practice.
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completely" because as long as we are overreacting about the resort dogs we might as well overstate the pool infestation (non) problem.
The downside is that the dogs do try to bite the beach ball used in the volleyball game. (Nom, Nom, Nom)
The upside is that the dogs are especially savvy at answering the trivia questions asked during the pool games.
The downside is that the dogs love to prank people at the pool by running off with their flip flops. The Recreation Manager found a huge stash of partially chewed flip flops over on the island in the middle of the lazy river.
The upside is that no self respecting dog would ever consider taking a shower in the new Stormalong Bay shower room near the game arcade.
The downside is that you have some mighty frizzy dogs walking around after a dip in the pool.
The upside is that Ninja Mom has trained the resort dogs to scan Magic bands and remove towels placed on lounges by chair hogs.
The downside is that resort dogs have discovered the hot tub and they refuse to exit after 15 minutes. The Recreation Manager has threatened to call the dog catcher if they don't get out when it's time for the pool to close for the day. I prefer to throw milk bones over the fence and watch the mass exodus but why do it the easy way....
The upside is that the resort dogs will let children go ahead of them in line for the pool slides.
The downside is that the Pugs chicken out at the top and have to go back down the steps.
So when considering resort dogs at Stormalong Bay I guess you could say that it's a wash...
~NM