You guys are the best! Steve, you're my new best friend. I definately want to party with you. I had Twister, a Oujia board and 50,000 dominos already packed, so you saved me some trouble. I feel really prepared! My wife keeps making me put the snorkel away before bedtime, but showering seems easier these days (except the swim fins keep covering the drain). I'm going to try the priceline thing; thank you for the instructions. I tried to call William Shatner first but Nimoy kept picking up.
These tips are terrific. Thanks again.
Dave
Yaaaaay, my first bromance! I'm so excited! Yeah, we've definitely got to hang out. I say we ditch the kids on pub night, have some brews and enjoy some late night (gasp) PG-rated humor as only Disney can do it.
Just don't let me have more than one drink or I'll start crying and pouring my heart out to you. "I-I-I mean, (sniff) why did Bambi's mom (sniff) have to die? Why Dave??? And why does Cruella have to be so insensitive? Doesn't she know how that makes me feel? (sniff)"
Sorry your wife didn't care for your snorkel ideas. Hey, do you know what you should try? Wait until she's relaxing in a bubble bath, and then barge in wearing floaties and do a cannonball into the tub. I'm sure she will get a good chuckle out of that. And just with the small chance she doesn't share your good-natured humor, make sure you don't bring your rubber ducky with you as it may end up somewhere you don't care for.
I say bring your dominos though! We could build a killer set down the halls or on deck. "Hey Cap'n, can you keep her still? We're trying to work here!" We would be instant YouTube sensations. I could actually retire at 70!!! If the bones (my uncle says that's what they call dominos in prison) are too much to pack though, we can just bring our Slinkys and have races down the stairs. We should wait until it's crowded like after a show ends to make it more competitive. "Pardon me folks, coming through."
I can see you're a man who likes his hobbies too. Just know that, while Disney doesn't specifically state it in the contract, they forbid lawn darts, javelin, skeet shooting, and bringing your own mallets to play whack-a-mole during the character breakfast. Jessica and Ryan found this out the hard way.
Your wonderful vision about the nickels reminded me of a story. In high school my buddy Henry and I went to Taco Bell with a sack of change, almost all pennies, and bought $13 worth of food. On a side note, you've got a real problem if two people are taking down $13 in food from the 59-79-99 menu. It's no wonder I was so stinkin' fat. Anyway, you should have seen the look on the poor girl's face at the register when, after telling us the total, Henry muscled this large sack of change up on to the counter. Fortunately the place was pretty empty but they ended up calling out six people in all to help count pennies. Most of our order was ready before they were done counting.
Cathy, you should settle your cruise bill with all those $1's on the last night!
-steve