Disney to open new Hunger Games land

[pocomom]

In a surprise announcement, Disney is set to open a new Hunger Games themed land. The land will be separated into "Districts". Food and beverage, restrooms will only be available in Districts 1 and 2. While in other Districts families will wait for hours for the opportunity to pick crops or mine. The most controversial of attractions, includes the arena in which Mickey and friends will battle till the death each evening.
Happy April Fools!

 

[jdb in AZ]

And if the land gets too crowded they'll release a WMD.

 

[CMDTA]

I thought this was already a thing? They call the districts: Deluxe, Moderate, and Value.

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

I heard that there is this mysterious district 13 where a monorail goes directly to your room door.

 

[The Mystery Machine]

I am not one to "squirm" on themes however really, "Hunger Games" where children are put to death?

 

[Cantw8]

I do believe that today is April 1st

 

[manning]

I thought this was already a thing? They call the districts: Deluxe, Moderate, and Value.

And desert parties.

 

[justgrace]

Puh-lease!! If anything they would do a Divergent themed land!

 

[The Mystery Machine]

I do believe that today is April 1st

LOL...gotcha.