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Im wearing orange shorts and a blue and white striped sweater. Might sound weird but orange is this seasons color.
"Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed."
Im wearing orange shorts and a blue and white striped sweater. Might sound weird but orange is this seasons color.
"Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed."
You speak of the awesome view yet you post no pictures! TSK! TSK!
And yet the picture you do post is of a closet door? or a corner wall?
TEASE!
I know! I'm into it now but next year I'm sure I'll wonder what I was thinking.
It's a video. Click on it for a tour of the room.
monymony3471 said:DOH! (smacks head)
Its a beautiful day and the walk to the Boardwalk Inn is lovely. The pathway straddles the river and it feels like were taking a stroll in a park. This is not at all like that tedious walk to Saratoga Springs from Downtown Disney.
Really? I think that walk from DHS to BWI can be really rough-especially in the afternoon. I still like having the option though.
I wouldnt be surprised to see a game of croquet being played.
Exactly! Dignified without being stuffy. Love the BWI.
Mommy, that looks like brains! EWW!
Eww indeed.
I walk up to the desk and with a winning smile say, Hi! Were the Squid family. Were so excited to be here and celebrate my husbands birthday. This is our first visit to the Boardwalk!
Will we score an upgrade?
We've all done it.
We pass another sitting area. And we walk.
The seating areas are rest areas. Very long hallways.
This is a pretty room. Its very cheery and a little bit girly. I head over to the balcony to check out the view. Not bad. We can see the Swan and Dolphin and even the Tower of Terror way in the background.
Nice!
He tells me he doesnt think its as good as the others but still enjoyable. Then he mentions that he read the author wrote the books because she felt kids werent fighting the government enough. No one is getting involved and were just letting things happen not voting, not staying informed. I thought that was interesting.
Hmmm. That is interesting.
Weve been curious about that place for a while. I want to see if its as whacked out on the inside as the outside. It drives me crazy that that big fat goldfish is supposed to be a dolphin. I read that its a mahi mahi dolphin fish and was inspired by an Italian sculptor but it still looks like a goldfish to me.
Goldfish for sure. This is why I'm not an art critic.
We sit down and I put the napkin on my lap before they do it and see that Im wearing orange shorts. The woman at the table next to me is wearing a sequined cocktail dress. What are we doing here?
We give our order to another team member. They buzz around us like bees, filling water glasses, topping off wine, removing bread plates.
After our fancy dinner we head back (sashay, Ponzi?) to the boardwalk. Our plan is to pick up some cinnamon rolls for breakfast in the morning. Monkston and I are meeting my friend Bets, a part time cast member, early in the morning for Epcot.
A person should sashay at least once daily.
The boardwalk area at night is so much fun. I could watch these buskers (are they buskers if they dont take money?) every night. I try to get Monkston to move closer to the front so theyll pick her as a volunteer but shes not having any of it. We watch several acts and then decide to call it a night. We want to be refreshed for our big day tomorrow.
easy mistake. I added a direction in case anyone else gets confused.
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Its a beautiful day and the walk to the Boardwalk Inn is lovely. The pathway straddles the river and it feels like were taking a stroll in a park. This is not at all like that tedious walk to Saratoga Springs from Downtown Disney.
Well my dear, I"ve never made either walk, so I apprecitate the reviews.
(You can see a detailed look at the walk here.)
http://www.easywdw.com/uncategorize...he-new-procedure-september-22-2011/#more-5525)
I spot a door that looks like it could eventually lead to the lobby and head over. When we booked this resort, they only had preferred views available. This is different from the more expensive Boardwalk view so I guess it includes all other the views that are not of the parking lot.
Gasp! You shot a deer that could have led you to the lobby?
Wait.
Oh.
"Diane, have you seen where I left the Occuvite?"
Wow! This is pretty. The lobby is so inviting with its white wainscoted walls, oriental rugs and homey chairs covered in florals and stripes.
Hold it, hold it. What, are you Elmer Fudd now? What the heck is wainscoted?
" I wanted to hunt that pesky wabbit, but it wained and wained all day and now the walls are all wainscoted."
I walk up to the desk and with a winning smile say, Hi! Were the Squid family. Were so excited to be here and celebrate my husbands birthday. This is our first visit to the Boardwalk!
just curious,, is there a such thing as a "placing" smile?
Yes. Happy birthday! Heres your packet with your keys to the world. Just take the elevator one flight up and its just down the hall.
"Just down the hall is Disney speak for, " When the giant orange orb in the sky rises on the third day, you will then reach your room."
That sounds pretty convenient. Right by the lobby. Score!
We get off the elevator and follow the signs leading to our room. Im sure its just ahead. We walk.
And we walk.
Still walking.
This is a long hallway. Weve got to be close by now.
We pass another sitting area. And we walk.
It's never a good sign when there are restrooms at the sitting areas.
Not to mention, the rack of brochures and maps.
ANd a vending machine selling energy drinks.
Did you get to the St. Bernard with the cask around it's neck yet?
Yeah baby,,, the Boardwalk hallways are incredible!
We walk some more.
We pass the presidential suite with huge double doors. I wonder what that looks like.
Dont' know,,, you need a lot of dead presidents to stay in there.
After poking around the room for a bit we notice that one of the floor lamps isnt working. I check to see if its plugged in and the plate is missing on the outlet. Thats pretty shabby looking for a deluxe room. I cant get the lamp to work even after plugging it into the plateless outlet so we call housekeeping on our way to the pool. And this is another great thing about Disney. I know everything will be fixed when we get back.
I agree,, they are very quick about fixing things. Why back in '89, I got my vasec....oh,,, did I say that almost outloud?
Finally we get to the lobby and get into the elevator. I forgot that this is a convention resort so Im surprised to see two women dressed in pencil skirts and 4-inch heels get in with us. I feel a bit self-conscious dressed for the pool.
Ok,, ya got me,, what are pencil skirts?
I head to the bar to get everyones mugs filled and the bartender brings our beverages in plastic cups. I must look confused because he explains that theyre not allowed to fill up the mugs themselves. Huh. Thats new. I dont remember that at French Quarter last year.
It's gotten to every resort has it's own policy now, no idea why.
I settle in with my iPhone for more adventures with Katniss and Peeta when I notice the man at the next table is reading Mockingjay.
Oh, I miss Katniss and Peeta,,,, and Haymitch, too. That's funny cuz I was the guy reading Mockinjay on our last trip.
No doubt,,, the third was NOT the charm in this series,, interesting though on his comments fromt he author.
His wife notices Im reading on my phone so we have a little discussion about the Kindle. I find it readable enough on the phone but I do wish I had gotten the nerve to tell Squid I wanted to bring my iPad to the pool. Somehow hes gotten the impression that Im a klutz and that something will happen to it.
DId you tell him,, "Your're right, I should give it to Nebo to take care of it right now." "He's not a Klutz and very responsible. As a matter of fact, he's so responsible, that everytime something goes wrong,, he's,,,"
Monkston and Squid come back with rave reviews of the slide.
Its the best slide Mom. Better than Bay Lake Towers. Better than the pyramid one!
Definatlely better than BLT,,, but maybe just a wee bit better than the CS slide,,, not sure,, I would need to do them back to back, on the same day.
Ok, who wants to fund this intensive research that we all can benefit from?
Hello?
Anybody?
Everyone gets dressed. Were very casual since were just hanging out on the boardwalk. And in case anyones wondering, Im wearing orange shorts and a blue and white striped sweater. Might sound weird but orange is this seasons color.
When you first enter the Dolphin theres a small lobby area with a couple restaurants off to each side. Ahead is the escalator leading to the main lobby and wow, is that impressive! Its really opulent with marble floors, soaring ceilings, a grand piano playing. If we hadnt bought DVC, I would love to stay here.
We like the Dolphin, but only if there's a super deal going on. Again,, main issue is inside, except for the lobby,,, the hallways are boring with your typical indoor corridor thing going on.
And balconies do NOT come standard,,, most rooms don't have them,,,, also,,, no fridge's,, and if I remember right, you also have to pay a daily parking rate, just to stay there.
We browse around the shops ending with the art gallery. I always feel a little uncomfortable looking around galleries. The salesperson is always bored and reading a magazine when you walk in and then they jump to attention and want to know if you need help and to please let them know. And then you just feel their eyes on your back the entire time youre in there. I feel a little guilty because I know walking in that there is no way Im buying anything.
Laura,, I'm sure you found it eventually,, but there is a great art gallery on the Boardwalkd site,,, great meaning , "fun to look around in, but, no, not byeing anything today, thank you very much."
We walk over to the Swan which is smaller and more intimate but just as elegant. Mr. Squid reads the menu in front of Il Mulina and says, Hey, these prices arent bad. Look at the family style section. Do you want to see if they have a table?
small interjection here,,, the restaurants at the S and D, are WAY more expensive than normal Disney restaurants,,, our motto has always been,, stay at the Dolphin, fine,,, but eat in Epcot.
We sit down and I put the napkin on my lap before they do it and see that Im wearing orange shorts. The woman at the table next to me is wearing a sequined cocktail dress. What are we doing here?
No, as long as you have money, you can wear any,,,, hold it,,, did you just say ORANGE shorts?
Orange?
Oh Gawd.
Please tell me you weren't also wearing white flip flops too, girl, with a blue blouse!
And where did you get that blouse?
Oh,,
Our waiter arrives and tells us that hes part of our wait team. Team? We order some wine and they bring over an amuse bouche.
Oh Laura,,, come on. How can you do that to me, be fair.
I know the word "amuse". No, I don't know the word " Bouche".
But I DO know the word "douche".
So, from the words I,, know,,,geesh.
I take a look at the menu and I see that the family style items are per person, for four or more people. But there are quite a few items in the $25 range so its not outrageous. But its not exactly eating cheap on the boardwalk either.
Um, yes, it's borderling outrageous.
Our food arrives and smells heavenly. Monkstons pizza is the best shell have this trip. I try a bite and its delicious with a crispy crust that has air bubbles like only real pizza does. My herbed chicken with escarole is also very good.
You weren't kidding about her and the pizza, were you?
http://www.friendlysuggestions.com/?p=691
Oops. I guess I gave away another super secret identity. Oh well. Nicknames are more fun.
Why are you asking me about nicknames? What would I know?
After our fancy dinner we head back (sashay, Ponzi?) to the boardwalk. Our plan is to pick up some cinnamon rolls for breakfast in the morning. Monkston and I are meeting my friend Bets, a part time cast member, early in the morning for Epcot.
YOur friend sounds nice, even sounds familiar, think I might have met her,, hmmm,,, now, where can I place Bets?
Yes, I know, I should be soundly beaten for that,, but I just can't for some reason bring myself to delete it, you'll have to do it for me.
The boardwalk area at night is so much fun. I could watch these buskers (are they buskers if they dont take money?) every night. I try to get Monkston to move closer to the front so theyll pick her as a volunteer but shes not having any of it. We watch several acts and then decide to call it a night. We want to be refreshed for our big day tomorrow.
Im a fast walker by nature. Slowly strolling has been a huge challenge for me this week. As many times as I tell myself that Im only as quick as the slowest member of my party, I cant seem to slow down enough to match their pace.
Now that I have a mission, Im even faster. I pull my daughter quickly through the crowds, weaving in and out of the slowpokes, the strollers, the lost and confused. I take a quick look back for Mr. Squid and hes right behind us.
me too! me too! I swear, I CANNOT walk slow! feels like I'm going backwards Nebo complains that he gets tired off looking at my backsode the whole trip. (a hint to nebo.. complaining about looking at your wife's backside is NOT a good idea!
weaving in and out of the slowpokes, etc. yes! yes!! to me, the exit from world showcase after illuminations to the bus stop is a mission! a quest, if you will!
The final contestant is a middle-aged woman, attractive, but certainly not glamorous. The host asks her who is in the audience to cheer her on and she says her ex-husband. Immediately I think of my unmet friends, Nebo and Smidgy. I lift my arm to elbow Mr. Squid and then I remember he has no idea who they are. He has no idea of the depths of my DIS board involvement. No idea that I may write a trip report.
you mean what nebo is striving to be again, if he complains about my backside again?
We go into the dining room and man is it dark! Its darker than the San Angel Inn! For the second time today, I think of my unmet friend Nebo and wonder how he would fare walking around here.
I agree. very diark. don't get the ribs. not so good.
What is a picnic burger you ask? Heres allears description: flame broiled Angus burger patty topped with grilled hot dog, sauerkraut, and sauteed onions, drizzled with ketchup, mustard and crowned with a pickle spear, served with a choice of cucumber salad or french fries.
this sounds really good to me!!
Sounds pretty weird, doesnt it? Ive heard good reviews though, so what the heck.
We take a walk through the Animation Academy hoping to get into a class but the next class is full. Monkston decides to play with the games downstairs for a while. I try to get her to pose with some characters but shes not interested.
we did the class! I thought it was fun, and my mickey the csorcerer drawing looks prtty cool!
The Great Movie Ride, Mr. Squids second favorite attraction after Carousel of Progress. Hey, he walks to the beat of a different drum.
we just LOVE COP!
Take a look at Mary Poppins.
And its not just at the Great Movie Ride. All of the females seem to have the same dead-eyed face.
I know! like zombies!
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Except for this one. Shes awesome.
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I love the "get christie Love animatronic!
Hola heverone. Hwelcome to Great Movie Ride. Hyll be takeen you hright eento thee haction hove thee greatess feelms hever made.
Mr. Squid and I look at each other. Charo is our tour guide! First Lucy Ricardos hobo voice at Ohana and now Charo at the Great Movie Ride! Awesome.
Ole on yer hwallets a porses folks. Theese dont look like ha good neighborhood.
Mommy, I cant understand what shes saying.
Sshhhhh.
We spend the rest of the ride not understanding anything Charo is saying. I think maybe she would have been better suited to playing Pooh over at the Animation Academy.
ok, here's where I get falsely accuse of being racist. If "speaking" ie, narrating, etc. is an integral part of the job, someone with a strong accent is not an appropriate person for the job.
we had a guide on jungle cruise: a female (the guys are always better anyway) from the new hong kong resort, training. good thing we know the schpeil for memory! or we would have had NO idea what she said!.. um, when the corny jokes are the most importatn part of a ride, the person should be able to ennunciate the script.
as long as I'm complaining, a female doesn't work for the gangster, either (I'm back to Great Movie Ride) it's just dumb. there weren't female gangsters wearing pin stripes. there were gun molls. I think if they remake "angels with Dirty Faces, I'm trying out for the James cagney role
Exactly! Dignified without being stuffy. Love the BWI.
We've all done it.
The seating areas are rest areas. Very long hallways.
And P.S.? I wear orange and blue a lot. You'd fit right in here in Illinois. Go Illini!
Great update Laura!
yes, like nebo, he is technically challenged!!!!
Yes! You made it to the Boardwalk! That clown slide really is awesome. Liam and I rode it a ton. It was a total blast. We had a great time the morning we spent there.
When I lived in California, I had to use the Pacific as my point of reference anytime I went anywhere. "Okay, ocean to my left, that means I'm going north."
You did have a great view! Love the little video. Monkston is a cutie.
Oh, also, I had no idea the Swolphin was so nice inside!! We spent a good amount of time on the Boardwalk, but never went in either of those.
Awesome update! Love it!
Man, just nuts keeping up with all these great trip reports, and I'm shortchanging some good ones through lack of time,,,, Especially, Shan,,, she's a great writer,,, and I also think Nilla is really good,,, wish my back was better and I could see better and be able to spend more time at the computer.
Gasp! You shot a deer that could have led you to the lobby?
Wait.
Oh.
"Diane, have you seen where I left the Occuvite?"
Hold it, hold it. What, are you Elmer Fudd now? What the heck is wainscoted?
" I wanted to hunt that pesky wabbit, but it wained and wained all day and now the walls are all wainscoted."
Did you get to the St. Bernard with the cask around it's neck yet?
Ok,, ya got me,, what are pencil skirts?
We like the Dolphin, but only if there's a super deal going on. Again,, main issue is inside, except for the lobby,,, the hallways are boring with your typical indoor corridor thing going on.
And balconies do NOT come standard,,, most rooms don't have them,,,, also,,, no fridge's,, and if I remember right, you also have to pay a daily parking rate, just to stay there.
small interjection here,,, the restaurants at the S and D, are WAY more expensive than normal Disney restaurants,,, our motto has always been,, stay at the Dolphin, fine,,, but eat in Epcot.
No, as long as you have money, you can wear any,,,, hold it,,, did you just say ORANGE shorts?
Orange?
Oh Gawd.
Please tell me you weren't also wearing white flip flops too, girl, with a blue blouse!
And where did you get that blouse?
Oh,,
Oh Laura,,, come on. How can you do that to me, be fair.
I know the word "amuse". No, I don't know the word " Bouche".
But I DO know the word "douche".
So, from the words I,, know,,,geesh.
You weren't kidding about her and the pizza, were you?
YOur friend sounds nice, even sounds familiar, think I might have met her,, hmmm,,, now, where can I place Bets?
last think and "ll leave you alone,,, what are buskers? never heard that word.
Thanks Laura,,, great stuff, ya still got it!
Love the update--somehow I missed it yesterday! Yeesh! Falling behind on my DIS-ing duties!
We stayed at Boardwalk in 2010, when DS was 22 months. We were at the end of the longest hall known to man, so I completely understand where your room was!![]()
I had to laugh about your comment about the Dolphin. DH & I call the Swan and Dolphin, the "Duck and Tuna"--I have no idea how that started, but there is no way that that thing on the top of the Dolphin is a Dolphin. Hmm. . .perhaps I am dolphin-uneducated!
I loved the slide at the Boardwalk, but clowns CREEP me out to NO end, so I had to just not look back at it!
Can't wait to read more!
me too! me too! I swear, I CANNOT walk slow! feels like I'm going backwards Nebo complains that he gets tired off looking at my backsode the whole trip. (a hint to nebo.. complaining about looking at your wife's backside is NOT a good idea!
this sounds really good to me!!
we did the class! I thought it was fun, and my mickey the csorcerer drawing looks prtty cool!
I know! like zombies!
we had a guide on jungle cruise: a female (the guys are always better anyway) from the new hong kong resort, training. good thing we know the schpeil for memory! or we would have had NO idea what she said!.. um, when the corny jokes are the most importatn part of a ride, the person should be able to ennunciate the script.
as long as I'm complaining, a female doesn't work for the gangster, either (I'm back to Great Movie Ride) it's just dumb. there weren't female gangsters wearing pin stripes. there were gun molls. I think if they remake "angels with Dirty Faces, I'm trying out for the James cagney role
great chapter Laura!I'll bet if you and I did a park together, we'd "knock it off in half the time!
great chapter Laura!I'll bet if you and I did a park together, we'd "knock it off in half the time!
I wanna come!
I made the type really big so Nebo didn't miss the video because I am sweet and pure and nice like that. Just looking out for my dear friend.
Hey if I type Nebo the auto correct on my Kindle wants to change it yo Jehovah. Interesting and there is no obivious freaking button for a comma!!!!!!
We stayed at Boardwalk in 2010, when DS was 22 months. We were at the end of the longest hall known to man, so I completely understand where your room was!![]()
Its a beautiful day and the walk to the Boardwalk Inn is lovely
. The pathway straddles the river
As the resort comes into view Im amazed at how large it is.
Back here are rolling lawns, trees and gardens. I wouldnt be surprised to see a game of croquet being played.
This is the pool that has the infamous clown slide that spits squealing children out of its mouth.
As we round the corner of it we can just see the side of the clowns hair.
Mommy, that looks like brains! EWW!
Eww indeed.
Wow! This is pretty. The lobby is so inviting with its white wainscoted walls, oriental rugs and homey chairs covered in florals and stripes.
I walk up to the desk and with a winning smile say, Hi! Were the Squid family.
Were so excited to be here and celebrate my husbands birthday.
Did I mention that were celebrating a birthday?
Yes. Happy birthday! Heres your packet with your keys to the world. Just take the elevator one flight up and its just down the hall.
Still walking. Im starting to feel like Ive fallen down the rabbit hole. Does this hallway ever end?
Mommy, Im tired.
I know. Im sure were almost there.
Is this Disneys idea of training for the parks?
Click below for a video tour.
We call bell services for our luggage and it arrives within minutes. So far this resort hopping is pretty easy.
I check to see if its plugged in and the plate is missing on the outlet. Thats pretty shabby looking for a deluxe room.
At least this is working off that picnic burger.
I forgot that this is a convention resort so Im surprised to see two women dressed in pencil skirts and 4-inch heels get in with us.
I feel a bit self-conscious dressed for the pool.
I wonder if its not crowded because people are afraid of the much maligned clown slide or if the place is filled with convention attendees who dont have time for swimming.
Ill admit the slide is a little creepy but it looks like it would be fun with its rollercoaster turns.
I head to the bar to get everyones mugs filled and the bartender brings our beverages in plastic cups. I must look confused because he explains that theyre not allowed to fill up the mugs themselves. Huh. Thats new. I dont remember that at French Quarter last year.
He tells me he doesnt think its as good as the others but still enjoyable. Then he mentions that he read the author wrote the books because she felt kids werent fighting the government enough. No one is getting involved and were just letting things happen not voting, not staying informed. I thought that was interesting.
Somehow hes gotten the impression that Im a klutz and that something will happen to it.
Its the best slide Mom. Better than Bay Lake Towers. Better than the pyramid one!
If we do find an entrance closer to our room, theres no guarantee that well find the same one again.
After we get in the room, I check the lamp, and good old Disney, its working. You cant fault the service here.
Everyone gets dressed.
Were very casual
Might sound weird but orange is this seasons color.
It drives me crazy that that big fat goldfish is supposed to be a dolphin. I read that its a mahi mahi dolphin fish and was inspired by an Italian sculptor but it still looks like a goldfish to me.
Its really opulent with marble floors, soaring ceilings, a grand piano playing. If we hadnt bought DVC, I would love to stay here.
I feel a little guilty because I know walking in that there is no way Im buying anything.
Does anyone purchase expensive art at Disney World? I dont think Ive ever seen anyone buy something at any gallery Ive been to.
I dont know if were dressed properly. It looks pretty fancy.
I see two women in cocktail dresses walk out and nudge Mr. Squid. See?
This does not faze Mr. Squid. He shrugs. Its Disney. People are casual.
As it happens they have a table for us. I cant believe theyre letting us in. Were all in shorts and flip flops and this restaurant is place-the-black-napkin-on-your-lap-for-you fancy.
We sit down and I put the napkin on my lap before they do it and see that Im wearing orange shorts.
The woman at the table next to me is wearing a sequined cocktail dress. What are we doing here?
Our waiter arrives and tells us that hes part of our wait team. Team? We order some wine and they bring over an amuse bouche.
We give our order to another team member. They buzz around us like bees, filling water glasses, topping off wine, removing bread plates.
Oops. I guess I gave away another super secret identity. Oh well. Nicknames are more fun.
After our fancy dinner we head back (sashay, Ponzi?) to the boardwalk.
The boardwalk area at night is so much fun. I could watch these buskers (are they buskers if they dont take money?) every night.
I try to get Monkston to move closer to the front so theyll pick her as a volunteer but shes not having any of it. We watch several acts and then decide to call it a night. We want to be refreshed for our big day tomorrow.
Yes, as Laura was saying, there are few things more intimidating than walking into a restaurant underdressed.
I'm fine with going to a higher-priced establishment, but I need to be BRACED for it. We went out looking for hot dogs and ended up at Il Mulina.
If we're going to run, we need to do it after the greeter seats us and before the next person takes our drink orders. But these guys were hot (they drew first and shot) and the waiter was on us immediately.
I've never returned a bottle that was just opened in front of me, and I doubt I could ever bring myself to do so (but we never choose anything that expensive anyway).
At that point, like the great thespians, I picture everybody in their underwear ... and I don't care.
I made the type really big so Nebo didn't miss the video because I am sweet and pure and nice like that. Just looking out for my dear friend.
Hey if I type Nebo the auto correct on my Kindle wants to change it yo Jehovah.